Like it aint him cos the boy never wish to see his past, this he has to bury/

dumb ass thinking he can mock cats/
My drunk bars make your eyes dirty, you blind bat, shit/

Once again, am going to slam and dunk this ball, because am in the club balling/
I want to twist my parts, like the street will never stop calling/
The beats can't be falling, am picking this up because I rap, men, no dulling/
I drive into the shit like am a DMT, swinging this shit crazily like I aint a VIP/
See I sweat, I can't bleed, the only man that is sure and ready now take his lead/
Follow the poster's creed, because rap has always been being loyal or disloyal/
Ima take this like reggaeton, crushing the fear of dancing of beat/
I dreamt shit, now im not of the same feat, i've measured a longer feat/
Let's feel heat, now I radiate heat, let's groove this, now I move this/
The liver getting bigger, the lovers getting larger, serve me my Star lager/
I feel nothing Ibaga, because men, i need to be with my sugar, or get a maga/
Just for the swing, because I know the dj can't be wacka/
Stop!
Like the club is on fire, chicks in crazy attires, here is where Naija kept wahala/
Let's run for we life, dance, because dance is the only anti-kasala/
Run with me dogs!

Sync don scatter everywhere, it aint ma fault ah ah aha ha ah aha aha haahaah a

Like he's a prophet, a slayer is here, I aint a puppet never would I BE A MIDGET/
I already experimented, dont think I would need a pipette/
The acid is ever corrosive, and y'all simply got flesh/
I still destroy, I 'ont care if you are or not made of NON-Corrosive mesh/
Am like smoke, I pass thru, I screw you, cos it like; here is where I give a Bleep/
I have problems with docs, boo you, skip you, spit on your crew, am like cock/
Illness never left me, so you better recognize that, this is still me/
I will ever be what I wanna be, The best you can feel, the don with da zeal/
Im a factory, I keep bottling wackstas, ship em all offshore, am core man, I lead my war/
Bleep y'all whores, with smelly pussies, claiming gangleaders, livers now covered with tar/
I ont know why am like this cos, Im dissing all player haters, working papers/
Repping not the game, but simply wanting to make noise like town-criers/
Liars, how long would you stop telling the truth, scream loud 'i AINT REPPING'/
Cos it's better we speak sense, names on this thread pisses me off, now am stepping/
On snakes that cant bite, cos all they got is file sizes, yet y'all dont know bytes/
Ask me for citations, fore you rack you brains to death or log on to sum I.T. sites/
Men am too deadly, I have just used one of my knifes, I know many are already widowed/
I lay my hands on inheritance from you corpses, cos your bi~tch~es are mine/
I spend few coins on them from my rap mines, cos they need to become fine/
Cos i hate bleeping whores with rabies, and stretch marks, I hate lines/

Illiterates bombarded this thread, gimme needle and thread, fools need brain tacks/
Im happy for hoarding ryhmes and punchlines, dissing you means 1 hundredth of a track/

If only Eve made it outta Eden without being shot, mod def sync cant sink/
Now this wanna make an ol' man re-think, asume my red turns pink/
And my drops hardly make one swing, my disses hardly bite or sting/
Then my sector has to be in trouble, I spit on all fakers grave smack them double/

Y'all ready, it gonna be trouble, and real struggle!

I guess the poll was locked cos he aint saying something, HE is MUTE

Is BJ Truly dead?

Hoping for a nu life, wanna score goals for Coventry/

Ah! My bizness, freestyle is my goodness, one more time man, 'kay let this get some of em high, DIE Failures!


Hey! Man the menace is back, the sickness is just starting, men I'm so sick!/
My attitudes aint common, that's why it keeps thrusting me, I've got a beak/ (Mo l'enu pa)
Y'all present, but man I aint seeing something, so tell me who was muffling/
Maybe we let out the kitten, but real cats, the leos want to start puffing/
I smoke up like I was razed on fire, warning men, am fiery, I burn!/
This is my building, the masterplan was my plan, mail Peters to know your turn/
The main don cant be scrapped! Who d Bleep knows how to tackle?
I will encourage y'all, to learn how to dope lyrics with empty beat that rattles/
Then you might get high, drop lie, lies or retard because not all can be on high level/
I was like the devil, y'all begged me, now I aint tempting, but y'all falling, I wont marvel/
I made all things work for me, like I cheated to become the building block/
Y'all empty brains are housed in a big head like Stella's tummy begging 4 tummy tuck/
Oh my goodness, I work over you like your team aint complete/
Fools should learn how to compete, because y'all booming of defeat/
I stamp my feat(feet) follow my lead (Back-ups needed), hey! Heed/
Cos the way I walk, my footprints talk, nothing for sale fowls, don't bid/
Double thumbprinting is not allowed, cast your vote, the first choice first/
Sorry kg boys, you are not set for an oldie's practical lines' test, am still d best/[color=#990000][/color]

While a little child, thought love was ever present/
I got myself frustrated when family love was all i got for a present/
Decent dog like me was ignored by most chicks, they still beef me/
But not because I aint worth this, but cause i got my heart in you, it will always be/
I saw most people around to be lover haters, real fakers/
Truth in love I can't bypass, now I keep tight on you, real fast/
Love has never been so fast, like you swallowed me up from the past/
Babe, you's the woman, the one from my man/
You is the lover, the one that originated from my love clan/
Kiss was a common thing, but now your kiss me heal/
I've never believed in magic, but this lovely magic is real/
Kill any one that want to come in-between we
Or massacre the intruder till he cramp and pee/
Girl I will climb this hill, and still make you feel/
I aint doing this because I want to make love be, just a loving will/
I am, yeah babe, I am what you think I am, moi -ton amoure/
Love you hon, forever will I do, Forever will I love you/

Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah. . . It's been mad years behind

God, damn it! A raw piece has to be reminisced, oh many homies I had missed/
OldSYNC says R.I.P to the DEAD ones, and till we meet again to most still living, read/
I was a young chap tapping best grades in elementary times/
Wanna be the best, got to move and with results got parents impressed/
Like my imprest, I was taken to the boarding school, a space that was my second choice/
I made it, but man this is just the beginning, have more things, just grab the meanings/
Odogbolu was like a menace, everywhere right, but the men in school were fighters/
Like everywhere was under emergency rule, maybe there i first saw Men with lighters/
Bad bad men flying the shirt even their collars, tinting their trousers/
Man I was like a pastor, most stuffs in me was fear and God/
I was like the new born when it down on that here people are like mixed races/
I cudnt find the happy man nature, all I saw was dangerous men with reckless faces/
Bad notion was like a normal thing, fagging too like everybody's gay/
I dont know if I had said much, but I think I prefered the green made from cotton bale/
Cos the terrylene was a not fashionable to most, that could be stale/
The Last boy callouts, the common room run and home cuts/
The bad attitude of visiting bukas, and breaking most dorm rules/
I was intimidated and changed, I jacked locks easily and I use that skill now/
It takes more that a season to beat my reasonng, so i say Fedgo is holding me down/

[center]@ j unit

Ah my ill head can't stop me from dropping, my last mixtape got its name from that/
I am not even here to rant silly, because am not even mocking a bird-like rat -bat/
My perspective is wide, maybe you need to come for orientation/
I knew you need to come out of frustration, but what the hell related u to men's situation/
Cos you are used to menstruation, real men are needed, cat try sex-change sugery/
You are been fooled by these ants coming around me licking poison because it's sugary/
Why don't u try visiting OAU, check in Faj's lower buttery, there is something like eatery/
Cos your hunger has made your thinking coarse, need a plane to smoothen/
But your trouble never ceases, you need a workshop, a workbench and start hooting/
Please tell me you major problem, because many of em are written on your emblem/
Minimum requirement is needed, mail shaz, tell her you aint worth Sync's problem/
For a test use the followings words as rhymes in your next shit, runt, nick and xylem/[/center]

If I dont count bars made from rapping,
I will back to Ok and yell out to everyman "I aint repping)/
Find my way to the Niger-Delta, jazz up,
Seize a blonde, ask for chedders, kill if govt or cops mess up/

HIP HOP IS DEAD remix -By OldSYNC


Am sorry to break the news, but the spirit is here, it's sad and fiery, it stings/
I want to pick my gun, add to the murder, stop the showcasing of blings/
Cos it can't be dead, I make this mourning song for them that still feel it aint real/
View my rap seal, im not a carrier of hiphop's R.I.P. Before my skin peelS/
And these fake emcees still feel they do the real thing, i will make my spits spill/
How was the story like, and how is the story like? You need to know its history type/
The hardcore stuffs are gone, now the tv sets play rubbish, merely porn/
The undertakers are never tired, even their dead souls are vampires/
All genre admire this game, but wonder how soon the grave is dug, check Nas flyers/
I need a rose, man, I need no pose, may I Shouldn't have sent a poste/
The angelic presence around this tombstone has kicked me nodding/
Nosediving lyricists jubilating, we need *hip's ressurection, its influence is thundering/
I'm still on this bad turning, but to the meeting point with my dead love/
Oh God bless my rap lord! He never let me feel like em with no stuff/
Oh my goodness, not speculating I heard hip hop just coughed/
Now am on my knees, Let this cup cease. . . Let this hottie stay alive/
Cos if you die my generations may miss what gave their ancestor life/
Arise Hip lovers, stand up real hoppers, and not mere window shoppers/
Let join the train and aid this dying glow, because with us it's got hope, more droppers/[list]
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Chorus:
(Crying)
UndertakerS (undertakers),
Dem fakers (Dem fakers),
Hip Haters (Hip haters)
Y'all shit rakers (Wake up men, stand up)
(Crying Countinues)

NEXT: Journey so far -Modenine

Chill to vote girl.

Cant even read a fool's scratch, you worth nothing, if U wanna be noticed, you scored nil,
And next time you have that rash, never use the keyboard as abrasive, go check the bill!

Jah bless me because am a good son with a good turn, da real don/
I rule everywhere and search for a subject to spit on, diss is just fun/
Respect's never a mystery; this is why battle rap depend much on my chemistry/
I need no law to obey, because the first law says "BJ check da boss' history"/
I aint here for a dull boy trying to account for his woes by studying peachtree/
It's surely silly hiding a child born by poverty, because i got u from the worst hide-outs/
Man I have to open up, it was strictly a penny that bought your rap handouts/
I stand out, My stand? loud, louder than Kool Herc's cones, need citations?
I ma feed you meat if you come, go Bleep bones am not a dumb gay, take cautions/
Precautions should have been included by Shaz, because a lion is on the loose/
This lines got you stinking, it's too alcholic, am not even still sorry I booze/
I recommend some schools, but definitely not related to *Whales (Wales)/
Maybe a L.A., where you can develop faster by counting stones, fingers and snails/
Am simply your snare, but beating me is all you lack, because lame men can't kick/
I remembered about *dik, but a no-ball man's shit will never spit, squash that/
You are lacking support, you're a bridge without pile, all day shit and fart/
You think you're different but an odd thing like a wizardry-oriented poor bat/
This is just commerce, and all real punchlines are with me because I added all to my cart/
You wannabe blah blah pumping, you are doomed better start boob-pumping/
A core soldier NEVER dies, cos others are mere wAcKsTA especially those that aint pumping/
The vamp*** in me want to feed, am sorry for this kid is my feed, am 2 close/
IM sorry BJ I was bound to dissapoint you, but *(SHOOTS) join the wacks -rap foes/
OldSYNC is wanted and all living mcs are at my defence, a dead soul is a dead LovePeddler/
Am back from this battle unharmed, because I did bully the midget, under how many secs? 4[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
(Outro)/
This is my sickness, I do this all day, its my bizness, BJ! I'm forcing you to show the whole world you sickness. . . (Laughs) Nairaland Net-cees! Can you feel that? Still OldSYNC dog! War! Real War!

Term this a hot stuff but one of these dogs (Bj or Sync) have to die. (Shoot, shoot, shoot)
The Rules are:
1. Bite no mc's lines,
  2. Keep the rules tight
  3. Diss like you want to diss
  4. Never hiss when the third round is concluded
  5. Post back on this thread to accept the judgement
  6. Kick the game real!

Never thought I will find maself in a love section/
Cos most ladies around never got emselves of infections/
Am sorry for opening up, but you came and picked me up/
I was always trying to run away, like girls are cops/
You made me free, and stopped going around/
Made me rise, and stopped me from getting to the ground/
Love is sweet, I know you are sweet/
I live daily on you cos you make my heart beat/
How cant you be lit by sunshine, am very fine/
With you i live, if you aint here am not gonna leave/
I believe what i believe, and its evergreen like fresh leaf/
With you there is no grief, strictly in you I believe/

bjpumpin:

@oldsync
which lines?

Here is one of my battle rap shits, I killed with my lines, read man.
Now Sync blows,


World wide test, for a self acclaimed worldbest, i know you just commited incest/
And the gay was actually a 3 year old small pest, I'm a living witness, I beat my chest/
You lyrics pamphlet could fill a drawer, but since you never know they' re wack, you they infest/
Shine like the dullest mallam watch, exactly a bulb-less torch, unlike peter tosh/
You will always be know in your street, and little thanks to seun that give this nl's lift/
You was a bitch, hanging the w3 assholes dormitry, just fur rhymes away from the cemetary/
I'm guaranteed to say this, because i am running the most aknowledged rap commentary/
You want a wish, and you fool-head was heading to the sea with no tool to fish/
Only came back to my door, waiting for a pitiful dish, i gave you in my bitch's (dog) dish/
In my life I have not been this bullish, but after Germany killed SArabia 8 times, who says ishhhh (silence)/
I still remain, my lyrical spillage and you wont believe it, i am not only african, am an adage/
I spit but you will never get the meanings, till you attain your meaningless old age/
Kill me one time, if you guns 're no toys, you wretched lyricist want to reserve some from me in tin foils/
This fourteenth, would have given you the grace, but i better dash disgrace/
Cos if you are getting over defeats, you may be advised to look for an underdog to face/
I am another dog with craze, I don't have limits, All i do is raze, like I'm high after a blaze/


Worldbest this is the first test (CA1) gather your marks or loose em



Did you read that? If you didn't do man.

From me, though lil modification done on Menike's
MVP of the year Awards (Male/ Female)
Best Punchliner
Best Thread Creator
Most consistent (Presence)
Most consistent (Posting)
Most consistent (Battles Won)
New Lyricist
Most Controversial (don't knw bout that but y'all got look into that)
Honorary Award ( to the biggest person wit the best swagger n' respect )

Yall dig

Hmmmmm maybe y'all right but check the lines again!

1,2, 1, 2,
Check my mic (Guess the monitor can read me),

Okay.

Shaz, you's not getting things wrong,
Even now, you are tha don that move mcees along,

Can y'all hear me?

OldSYNC don land, right here in my Rap base - my fatherland,
I no know wetin dey wrong, but flow just dey gush from my mammary gland,
I no be aje-butter, am tired of eating Blue-band,
MC 001 don enter, and na me nack you, i dey for centre,
If you no sabi, yell "I no sabi!"
Mother's tongue issue rise, mc's hide like flora wey sand dune cover,
I no go throway punchline, cos dis mumus dey caged like Haruna,
Goat like them com dey show skill wey monkeys don show on their route to Kaduna.

Just that suppose knock you now? Sorry no vex, i go give u my foul* for sex.

[center][b]HOLLA @ DEM REAL EMCEES!~
Men, I had to step in, no more drama, I'll skip Stephanie,
I am still what I was, That me that caused your bruises and pus,
Pause. . . , the boss - yeah the big bros, want to paint y'all bitches with lip gloss,
Y'all here hear my footsteps, y'all burst weak, in your best flaws,
I've got claws, the lion is back with more powerful jaws, ill cause
I switch lanes, am a drunk driver, i skip games i could cause anathema,
I am the magma, so hot, so deadly - am from the core[/color],
[color=#990000]I treat wars with lesser clubs, and i rule club with no war,
Now I make my roll call, where are y'all little dogs,
You know that, you must be missing on my rap log,
Maybe you would be there in the next batch,
You eggs go into the incubator, YOU COULD STILL HATCH!
Or roll into the ocean, for a shark you can make a nice Catch,
DJ- Can now scratch you disc cause it's infected with bad rash,
You're known for good trash, I aint surprised you lack the required cash,
I am cruel with lines, I give punches and that had made SYNC harsh![/b][/center]

Hi people sorry 4 the break, am still here, i love this game, drop when am free, still doing some academic siht* okay?

Tears and my fears

I am like a stranger in the land filled with danger
I could only hear the tears but I could not see reason for the crying
I shook and and saw the land was sinking
Imbeciles WITH no reason are leading
Imagine the noise of tears dropping like coconut falling off
Peace is finished, and fears have been running off the land
I will never stop assuming i have got fine glands
Because there is no secretion of joy, we are maltreated like hated toys
I would have been bappier, if i had been given the same happiness
The happiest moment was when i realised am not suffering in loneliness
I was here in the land of suffering, and we couldn'nt cry cos we are restricted to crying low
Nobody hears the voice, we are now dead, illy fed!

@ BJ
Your attitude and 113 ids

YOU MF! GO AND CRY SHED TEARS DUMMY MC!