With sofo (suffer-suffer) lrice with seasonless stew, you cant afford a tilapia fish,
Confused balls (bol) aint delicious, so i prefer to have you and your broken diss once on a dish,

@ Worldbest
Where is this self acclaimed world best, or cant he read the right lines he wants to copy a and toothpaste

Come out straight! AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH or are u nouths sealed

Your ill-fate, gave your lyrics a bitch's faith, I got it all, u only need to name all it takes,
Those silly mistakes, my sync ability rakes, you are only one of the recycled flakes,

You love d**ks better in rape block, that is y your cunt is reachable for guys to f**k,
SYNC got all your stock, you left 'em in my sofa, when I rocked your ass before your ill-luck/

Attention all!

Ding! I speak out now, like a reciepent's phone could/
Free Style, pee may burst out your d**k unlike what should/
Dont want to disrespect without notice, that is why I tell you that I'm so rude/
Good or bad, You wretch can stick your cheap Lude/
Kiwi is better but because you deny your profession -SHINING BATA (shoes)/
I aint balling with fools, that is not one of the best tools/
To clear the naughty routes, where these idiots steal clues/
I will never be around you, I will simply charge my dogs to surround you/
I am a nigerian to the core, yet I pay my loyalty to hard core/
No call I do it just as my real dog/
Rain this on me, Jah this niggres' cains don't pain/
Reap that grain, and settle my brain.
No rightful bail, all you locked up till the stuffs leave my head/
The story never knows you, u assume u are a character/

@ Wordsmith
You have got cool rhymes,

@ Mailmalc
You have that shit called illness, I think there is a need for better fitness,

My Judgement
Wordsmith has got a lil edge, niggers dont converge cos that is only my ver-dic-t

@ El
you cud have prevented using any noticeable word(s) from the other mc

@ Chi
you were more quiet in your diss, it looked like you didn't wanna end up paying a fee,

& my judgement
El got the day (he disturbed most of Chi's (initial) confidence in the second round.)

06 your year was o'er, You know this doesn't require your sixth,
I just believed you aint real, with open palm, you assume you got fist.

I was about to go to my shack room to take a sip,
I heard from my cell phone 'Alex needs a drip'/
So that people wont quickly blame me,
I pretend to come to an aid feeding him HIV pill, he swallowed deep/
This was only done after I realise he has go no reason to remain alive to till,
because he can't pay the bill (goat)/
Of course my lyrics do spill,
so I offer him to be on the protest for a renovative bill/
Foolish man just collected a bribe not worthy 2 b a punchline,
thinkin he would start transportation biz with the name PUNKLINE/
I am just the limelight, you are only a political thug,
who has been known as a crime sight/
I will remain myself, because you want to be like me and myself/
You are now dumb, flipping through every book on your shelf, for concept/
I know it is not easy to accept, Your allies owe you the explanatory debt/
Imagine your six-feet depth, without any available agility,
you are staring at your death/
You couldnt have been happier if i had not striped you naked and gave you a shirt,
from my sweat/

After agreed terms and conditions could not be reached over who does this thing better, Alex and Sync are heading to the honourable Rap Battle court, Judges on roll include all good mcs.

The rules are:
1. 10 Bars
2. Only real hip hop heads should vote
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. No judge.
5. 3 rounds
5. NO BITING
6. No irrelevant talk
7. No reference to your oponents verse

GO!

Now Sync blows,


World wide test, for a self acclaimed worldbest, i know you just commited incest/
And the gay was actually a 3 year old small pest, I'm a living witness, I beat my chest/
You lyrics pamphlet could fill a drawer, but since you never know they' re wack, you they infest/
Shine like the dullest mallam watch, exactly a bulb-less torch, unlike peter tosh/
You will always be know in your street, and lil thanks to seun that give this nl's lift/
You was a bitch, hanging the w3 assholes dormitry, just fur rhymes away from the cemetary/
Im guaranteed to say this, cos i am running the most aknowledged rap commentary/
You want a wish, and you fool-head was heading to the sea with no tool to fish/
Only came back to my door, waiting for a pitiful dish, i gave you in my bitch's (dog) dish/
In my life I have not been this bullish, but after Germany killed SArabia 8 times, who says ishhhh (silence)/
I still remain, my lyrical spillage and you wont believe it, i am not only african, am an adage/
I spit but you will never get the meanings, till you attain your meaningless old age/
Kill me one time, if you guns 're no toys, you wretched lyricist wanna reserve some from me in tin foils/
This fourteenth, would have given you the grace, but i better dash disgrace/
Cos if you are getting over defeats, you may be advised to look for an underdog to face/
I am another dog with craze, I dont have limits, All i do is raze, like I'm high after a blaze/


Worldbest this is the first test (CA1) gather ur marks or loose em

Let the reply come up, I'll give my vote

The rules are,

1. Every participant must be 4 d love of the game
2. Diss shouldn't be mama and papa shit
3. The judges are GONNA vote for a better MC after the real battle is at second round
4. Fairness in post-battle posts.
5. Anybody can get the ball rolling,
6. You should use your original words
7. No name-calling except the names of the two battling mcs
8. Keep Webmasters forum rules.

Let the ball roll

This is a very metaphorical poetic lines, though simple, pay attention please.

Lion in the dirty jungle

The kings are at it again,
The likkle chikens are mocking their pains,
The blue horizon is wide,
But the birds that do likkle flying lower to the ground,
As a sign of respect the loyals will never make the mock start,
Bring in my meal the king roared,
They trembled and mellowed "Any you want, you tear",
The lion looked and shook his head,
Because the jungle was not at his best,
He yelled,
"I pick the animal reponsible for clearing the dirts",
No comment, because the lion owns the jungle.


Who was the lion's choice, please answer I wanna know how much y'all comprehend this. Peace

Crisis seems to be strolling,  Let increase the flava here watch OldSYNC now.

Sick men around with no diagnosis, actually they passed through uncompleted metamorphosis/
Like the little BRATS, rely on their wish-CRAFTS, i tell you shit don't last/
Act fast, I act like a cheat, your best guy just switched fast, on my side at last/
All alone you feel, because they realise lately that I can't be one of you -RIFF RATS/
I blast, what you tried throughout your life without a nice track, I wont payback/
Cos i never owed a dime, all i want to offer you is my choking rhyme, u now mime/
Realising the SYNC is the sour lime, without force you wont wannna have taste/
Copy and paste fufu (people), waiting for stew, after the meal itself force the a break/
I give you a little piece of my cake, I'll advise not to take, because of a resultant heartbreak/
Like your ex gave you, after that shrinked b bs supplied you infected milkshake/
This way was actually what I feared, I don't want to see the niggers going to sick-bay/
We pay with mcs currency, nairalanders know about this, cos few actually spend in PuNchline$/
We're talking 'bout real ryhmes, they want to roll in their wooly twines/
I celebrate with palmwines, not mosh (MNM) expenses because y'all best shack is STOLEN from village limes/
I will only last because the other options from eviction to extinction is for y'all but at different times/ 



AH AH AH AH AH  HA HA

@ eldee

Set me and Opemogaji. I'm down real bad.

@ Opemogaji

This need no too many rules, strictly wordsmithing (everyTHING about rap battling.) Or Opemogaji got rules?

@ Everyone

Watch out for the shaking battle Opemogaji vs OldSYNC :Lawless to Flawless peace.

This is actually posted to see what you guys feel about the messed up genre in the Nigerian music scene.

Options are:
1. Rap
2. R N B
3. Ragga
4. Fuji
5. Juju
6. Jazz
7. Gospel
8. Traditional etc

You're LIVING in an OPEN ROOF, you are always NOT INVADERS-PROOF,
I am good in it, and YOU SOON GONNA BE MY PROOF,
Even as a hater, I will MAKE YOU MY COOK,
Sure you WONT BE ABLE TO KILL ME with WITH YOUR DEADLIEST MOVE,


LOL,  he is naturally/lyrically prone to invasion, so i hit his block, man y'all know his lines suck!.

@ Menike

There is a very cool inference im making here, you was not having problem with what burst against your fake mc ( https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-109748.0.html ) called po-deep, but maybe with Bolaji's judgement, tell an mc he is if u are real. I aint got no beef against anybody, just me against any body it's internet mcing though, you may order for my mixtape, lol!

Just vote and remain unbiased, Prowess is not about being known, my street do know I aint no shit. I can Sync-battle you and him th ugh.

I vote for Po-Deep better will here like he is on his steering wheel.

Men come do judgement, OldSYNC vs Po-Deep here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-109748.0.html there is a poll where you can vote it is the first round.

I GUESS HE AINT capable, they have got the same number of g ld medals feathers.

LOL

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-109748.0.html THAT is the link to the battle between me and Po-Deep tell all what you feel. This is the real thing from there you going to see me hanging more men INCLUDING JOOCHET!

Wordsmith:

'25th,

murk this cat real quick. Have u noticed how them suckas are quick to get on our nuts?

MAY BE you come to the rescue, you man is about to be wacked like a defenseless spider, I am still the rider him the bike.

Po-Deep balls is being boxed right here. Just check OldSYNC VS pO-dEEP, TEARS DRIPPING AND PLS TELL WORDSMITH TO SET HIMSELF UP, WARM UP ALL YA DUMBS

more please!

@ Local Champ (Or what he thinks he is WoRlDbEsT)

worldbest:

  You really gat mouth.Wanna try me first?You must have improved to develope this
kind of courage

Do the Rap battle a favour, pave a way for your eviction by starting a thread like that.

Po Deep:

Na wa o, who be this again?
"Poorshallowdeep"? Come on, dude!!
Ok sha, oya kick it let me whoop your butt a little, at least that'll keep u quiet.

You seem not nice to your status, My aim is to make you weep 'Sync's jail us'
Peace is no more after the J's Cross, now I'm sicker than the dreaded alligators,
I am a career terminator, no life saving activator would make u good line calculator
You seem not know, you will blame trusting your lyrics, cos it lacks tooth picks,
When I give you beef, it blocks your spits, even your widest gap tooth,
You're living in an open roof, you are always not invaders-proof,
I am good in it, and you soon gonna be my proof,
Even as a hater, I will make you my cook,
Sure you wont be able kill me with you deadliest move,
I am a very high dude, not leaving here without you in my boot,
My rhymes are crude, yours far from being good,
The distance is what you have when you put sky b and the very white dude,
This getting out of your pedigree, please mail me as a looser should,
Im not you, I will still tell you Im glad you realize what to do,
Come on move, Im not very glad you are to stiff,
Dont back me, cos now I know you need to con and turn for a sniff,
I am not that rude, that is why I needed your consent to nail you on ebony's wood.