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U'LL ALL HAVE TO WAIT 2 LIFE TIMES 2 C MOST OF DOSE GUYS GO BROKE.
DIS TOPIC IS DEGENERATING.

[quote author=St. Milli link=topic=74822.msg1443648#msg1443648 date=1188391177]Abi o![/quote]

seunniji:
too dry , fine something good to say

St. Milli and Seunniji, every offence meant. This column is for landers with developed senses of humour.
if u cannot figure out a matured joke, just move on to the next one.

Thumbs up Ayus.

Great Geologists,
Great Giants
Fellow paleomen, I salute. The idea is indeed a gud 1 i welcome it 100 %.
My advice 2 all geologist is 2 broaden their scope and do some software packages to empower urselves.
Iv been opportuned to acquire some xperience in Ministery of water resources and solid minerals, NNPC and SPDC.
iv worked with mud loggers and well site geologist while drilling oil and gas wells.
I wont deceive u brodas, evrytin is computerised.

I voted . Why wouldn't I?
Though, i cant really say if my vote counted, but i'v tried in my capacity to minimise rigging.

Pls i'll advice everyone who tinks wat Allwell achieved is not a big deal to go and read the entire article. The young man has the trappings of a genius.
How many of u gat bearing at dat age?

Fantastic
if
original

Dive

I demand dat she post an Apology letter to all landers.
Dat 1st reply is so uncouth. Each time i read it i get as angry as if it was directed at me.
Apologise peace, so dat ur name will reign.

MyPeace:
OOh I see you are one of those foooooooooolsssssssssss that teach others their job.  We only heard one side, if she says something, you might be wrong.

You could be one of those IDIOTS that will enter the receptionnists office without greeting her, maybe you see her as one small girl.  And she will ignore you till ETERNITY!!  I trust them for that!

Anyway, whatever, shes wrong by throwing away the CV, but I hate when people submit unsolicited CVs, it makes them cheap.  You submit CV when there is vacancy.

Goodness me!
If you don't have any personal beef with shadoghale, then u should seek psychological help.
To see dat u carefully constructed this letter baffles me.
Baby u habour an unfair share of melancholy and spite.
Please i'll really like to know u better , so that u won't mistakenly marry into my family.

Nikegenius:
@Genial
I must commend you, you are good.

seconded

jokwoche:
Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in your profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

D laying side

Not bad!
U gat2 hav a developed sense of humour 4 d nickel 2 drop though.

kul



if true

i'll start keeping my wallet in the glove compartment.

who b D banj sef?

lonelypal:
It's all abwt the BENJAMIN!!!

I FEEL U BUDDY
D IMPORTANCE OF $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 2 A MAN CAN NOT B OVEREMPHSIZED

LANDAZ Y DO THOU MIZTAK LUKS 4 TALENT.
IT PAINED ME TO MY MARROW WHEN I SCROLLED TO THE LAST REPLY AND NO ONE MENTIONED
SAM LOCO EFE.

Dont usu do Home movies,so there r quite quite a number i dont know their names.
Among d ugly stars r clem, Uwezuoke, Nkem Owoh,,
But i think John Okafor takes the Buscuit.

sam u re u joke

Eternity.


Hate figs .

Luv words.

Wats ur E-mail add?

KUUL

Did u leave Naija 4 Togo or Niger?

H*I*L*A*R**I**O***U***S!!









but i'v seen it b4.

A boy and his father visiting from a
third world country were at a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and back
together again. The boy asked his father,
"What is this, Father?". The father
responded, "Son I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't
know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched small circles of
lights with numbers above the walls light
up. They continued to watch the circles
light up in the reverse direction. The
walls opened up again and a voluptuous
24-year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your
mother!"

IB THAT JOKE IS SERIOUS. PLEASE DO ME A FAV.
DONT EVER TRY PERFORMING AS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN.THEY'L NOT JUST THROW SATCHET WATER, U MIGHT SEE LIVE STONES ON STAGE.