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RIPP Prof. John Attah Mills. This is realy not a time to trade insults on nairaland. But wats wit d name 'John'; John Kuffor, John Attah Mills, John Mahama, even d chief of staff too bears John...Is every politician in Ghana named John?

Dat coffin-shaped stuff Charly boy is lying in is actually a massage box. It's an alternative to a Sauna/steam bath. But dis one does dry therapy.it comes in various shapes, but I'm sure charly chose the rectangular one so as to generate discussions like this. He is neither mad nor senile, he is just controversial.You guys should do a little more research. Don't just take things @face value.

fados4sure: You must be a big fool to call that insult

U omitted 'an' - It's the article that precedes count nouns with vowel sounds..it should have come before 'insult'..
i'l stop dignifying u with replies.

Connoisseur: Sexkillz I want to thank you for sticking this thread on the front page. In the midst of all the bad news, you let us have a good laugh. I also want to thank you for giving this young man his moment of fame.
In a king's court there are maids, servants and jesters. Fados4sure, thank you for been here today and I hope you would be here tomorrow with more gists. May you never reach the limit of your data plan

Jesus! i cant believe someone said Amen to this insult.

fados4sure: Your English also need help.

Fados, spoken or written English demands a number of basic rules. One of them is the Subject-Verb agreement. i.e. " singular subjects go with singular verbs". Your post should have read " Your English also needs help"... do a lot more reading dude and know that there is a difference between fame and infamy. I'm trying to help u.

espn: tel u nd who..guy apply lubricant nd help urself..leave d poor sister alone..better still make a hole on ur bed..or find a goat!

Rotllmfao......espn u no well.

Sagytarius: guy relax Na for the sake of humour.

Yeah sexkills is right to have put dis on the front page. iv been laughing so hard. The poster's English really needs urgent help. Moreover, Forrest Gump can score 6.5 in IELTS...it's no rare feat.

[quote author=lola.luv]Genevieve, Majid, and Omoni Oboli. I havent seen reloaded. I've heard about it tho![/quote]Wao dose r my personal peeps....Majid, Genn, Omoni with Nse...It sure must be a blockbuster.. i'l look for it.
tanx plenty sport..

[quote author=Okija_juju]AND Again, Otedola has just scored another brilliant goal..

OTEDOLA 2: LAWAN: 0[/quote]No Okija Juju; it's
Otedola 3
Lawan 0

1 otedola blew d whistle
2 He tendered audio and video evidence
3 Jagaba- a principal witness and fellow Representathief just denied Lawan.

Omo dem don share dat money. If na only Lawan hol am, e for don bring am out since.

[quote author=ITbomb]No mind those who dey talk about ur Engleash, the grammar is good , at least we understand what u r saying , although there slight spelling mistakes around

Joel don't listen to dis advice pls...d poster cant even spell English.. Ur English is not just bad, it needs help. Do al u can to beta ur grammer...and pls if u ever find ur self in England, communicate wit ASL cos u might get arrested if u speak anytin close to wat u just posted.

[quote author=lola.luv]@Olidell
Very true. Have you seen 'GUILTY PLEASURES'? While it's not a perfect movie, the flaws were mainly from the editing, the story (some parts felt unnecessary and hardly believable), camera stills and stuff. The acting was muah!
And the story angle was fresh (but of course, I expect nothing less from Emem Isong).
Coco (did u finally go to Church, abi u dey fear bomb) and Donald. You guys can check out the movie too!
#wink[/quote]Yea Lola...u can bet I have..I even learnt dat wz her first film and she waz so so on point despite dat..though I tink d film derailed, I don't like how it ended...she wz also untouchable in reloaded. Iv not seen many of her films sha...d babe too much abeg.

Was tempted to say serves dem right...but a human life is a human life. May his soul R.I.P

But in truth, there is not a single public office holder/politician in dis dispensation that means well for Nigeria.

Godiswatching

Asiwaju is grinning while Dele has a light frown on.
Me I de suspect dis picture oo

IYA NGBALI: boring is an understatement....................the thing dry no be small

Notin boring about dis site...there r many threads on d front page and most times, d captions tells d contents...if u are not interested, just kip scrolling.
Diff strokes...

[quote author=lola.luv]I love Nse. I think her pronunciation is almost impeccable and she's a natural in front of the camera.
Awryt guys. C ya lata. Off to see a movie on my system....preferably one of Nse's![/quote]Yea, u r right...I don't usually tune to AfMag, but anytym I c her on screen, I sit down and watch d movie to the end. She's very good.

Me, I was born in Ile-Ife, Old Oyo State. School was at Seventh Day Adventist Nursery & Primary, Lagere. I remember the Assembly ground, Marching to classes, Short break, Long break. I remember my 50 kobo pocket money, Okin biscuit, Short cake, Gogo, Kokoro, Lebute, Eyin alangba.
I remember coming late to school and being flogged at the gate by Mr. Akande. I remember my friends; Bidemi Falade, Dele Ilori, Kunle Alabi. We caught grasshoppers, did back flips, played Police and Thief, Dip, Football, Boju boju...I remember songs like; 'Oh my home, oh my home, when shall I see my home'; Labe igi orombo, ibe lati nsere wa; Ise agbe nise ile wa...
If you don't kno these songs, then u probably schooled the ajebota way or u didn't grow up in Western Nigeria. I remember watching the coloured bars on NTA, waiting to hear the National Anthem. I remember Sesame Street, Super Ted, Voltron, Danger Mouse e.t.c...I remember all these wit nostalgia..way back wen Naija was fun.

norrisman: Oluwatosin K Akinduro, a native of Nigeria has been living in the US for twenty-two years since the age of six. He currently serves in the Army National Guard. Today upgrades his status from permanent resident to U.S. Citizen.

"Today is a big day for me", Akinduro said. "It's another monumental moment in my life showing that with Christ all things are possible." "My family is very proud of me", he said.

To the liar claiming they went to school together in Bariga!

more knocks to the liar
http://dkstan28390./2012/07/06/us-president-obama-honours-nigerias-oluwatosin-akinduro/

atiku07: nawa for dis lola watecer just carry ur story go all the accolades don dey enter ur head wakapass jare mtcheeew

she desav al d accolades and more.....d babe too much abeg...iv read close to 500 novels, so i can recognize talent...But Lola try finish campus blues on ur blog and give us the link....it's in my system alredy, so i wont realy dig dis one till i'm tru wit it....

Hey Lola...iv read tru Ūя̲̅ story Ãήϑ Ūя̲̅ posts...Campus blues tells me u hav an amazing talent...Ãήϑ Ūя̲̅ replies to pplz posts tell me U̶̲̥̅̊ hav a wonderful personality...I so so luv Ūя̲̅ diction & style...Ãήϑ I tink I'v fallin I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ luv wit u..mari me naa abeg Ɣξα it makes loads of sense to finish D̶̲̥̅̊ story on Ūя̲̅ blog, but D̶̲̥̅̊ problem is..u left it on too high a note..I'D̶̲̥̅̊ rada u plz post anoda episode or two, it won't conclude D̶̲̥̅̊ story, but it wud stem D̶̲̥̅̊ suspense reasonably..Tanx Lola...God blessed u real good...Kip it crackin dear..

dani1luv: 5years ago. . Wow! Nice joke, but wia d poster?

who dey find d poster? dani y u dey form babe? na man pix sey ur profile

chai! ndi obodo a egbuola nwoke a....smh....ndi ojor o ma dili unu mma o...isee

Macheus, i might just hav d perfect solution for u, but i gota c ur face so... post ur face make i see

Marijuana-i don't smoke.

I read dis smwhr "†ђξ problem wit Nigeria is not dat officials are corrupt, but dat corruption is official", makes sense.

2baba, Rep u til i lay low,

PARIS -- Roger Federer's tough season is ending on a high note after the Swiss star beat Jo-Wilfried Tsonga 6-1, 7-6 (3) on Sunday to win his first Paris Masters title and the 69th of a glittering career.

The 16-time Grand Slam champion had never previously reached the Paris final but gave the sixth-seeded Frenchman limited opportunities after saving two break points in his opening service game.

"I'm just ecstatic to have played so well this week," Federer said. "I have had many attempts to win Paris and for some reason I wasn't able to. It's a special victory

http://espn.go.com/tennis/story/_/id/7229473/roger-federer-wins-paris-masters-69th-career-title

Silvio Berlusconi finally resigns as Italy's prime minister, to cheers from supporters and jeers from foes
Silvio Berlusconi has resigned as Italy's longest-serving post-war prime minister, bringing to an end a tumultuous, 17-year political career which was marred by sex scandals, corruption allegations and gaffes on the international stage.
His departure came hours after the country's lower house of parliament approved, by a margin of 380 votes to 26, an urgently-needed package of economic reforms designed to tackle the country's €1.9 trillion debt, revive its sluggish economy and prevent it from going the way of Greece.
After the vote, the 75-year-old billionaire media baron held a final meeting with his cabinet, and was then driven home to his official residence. There he consulted with party advisers, the final step before going to the presidential palace, on Rome's Quirinale Hill, where he gave his resignation to Italy's 86-year-old president, Giorgio Napolitano, a former Communist.
A crowd of about 5,000 people erupted into jeers and boos when Mr Berlusconi arrived at the Quirinale Palace in a cavalcade of cars with a police motorcycle escort shortly before 8pm GMT.
They shouted "mafioso" and "buffoon" as the prime minister swept into the main entrance of the building.
Some protesters shouted, "You should die" and "Silvio, **** off."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/silvio-berlusconi/8886479/Silvio-Berlusconi-finally-resigns-as-Italys-prime-minister-to-cheers-from-supporters-and-jeers-from-foes.html

A family in the US state of California has had their entire home stolen by thieves.
The cabin, measuring about 10 feet by 20 feet (three metres by six metres), would have taken at least a day to dismantle and remove from the land, authorities said.
The thieves even took a 2,600-gallon (9,850-litre) water tank.
Now all that remains on the property is a tool shed and pads where the house once stood, the Associated Press news agency reported.
The loss of personal items alone comes to more than $20,000, the family said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3121595.stm

When 46-year-old Alexander Eliemenye, a Customs officer stationed in Niger State, travelled to Lagos where his family lived, and then proceeded to his hometown, Asaba, Delta State, to attend his younger brother’s wedding ceremony, little did the father of three know that he was embarking on a journey of no return.

To prove his brotherly love for a younger sibling, the late Eliemenye embarked on the trip for the wedding with a live goat, a bag of rice, carton of fish, among other gift items for Charles, a brother whom he accommodated for many years, fed and helped secured a paying job. A day after the nuptial rites, Eliemenye was stabbed to death by his newly wedded younger brother, Charles.


link: http://talkofnaija.com/News/newsdetailsone.aspx?NewsId=A62C2F78-C2A1-4330-B2FD-1EFEBB42A605