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I wonder why people nowadays just can’t seem to mind their business again. The bicycle wasn’t displayed for you, go to where your category shops and let us hear word Abeg! Shuo!!


Naija busybody: "I went walking today, can u imagine that cars are being sold for N600 million??"

John Public: Wch car is that??

N.B: A Lamborghini

J.P:

Irrespective of your thoughts on whether vertical is horizontal, or horizontal is what you call vertical in your village, Alex Otti is presently the best governor in Nigeria by a thousand miles to anyone in his class!

FreedomfromtheT:
I thought Reno Omokri was with Goodluck Jonathan from the beginning.
I didn't know he joined after he won his first term in 2011 and then lost in 2015.
Hmmmmmmmmm!

Beginning of wia??

From Aboki fx to BDCs, to Crypto & Binance, then back to BDCs and now ……embassies?? This party of thieving clowns took power with claims of knowing exactly how to fix a country that was not broken. But ever since things have been on a steady decline, while they blame everything and everyone including God for problems caused by their very own policies & unpatriotic attitude. I wonder who they’re going to blame next!

The kid gloves are off now!

Ronu miscreant! These are the type of characters that are everywhere online defending president Pablo.

Abbeytoy:
So we have this kind of beautiful Jersey in Nigeria and our celebrities are not promoting it? Chai.

I am buying this next week by God's grace

If you know a vendor pls post his account make we follow buy. At least dem no go fit tear my ticket the way Man U don dey tear am dey come dis season.

Her share price index just went through the roof! I bet her DM would have been filled with exactly the same names trolling her for posting the same pics. Religiousity is when your country is absent on the list of countries with no/low corruption but tops the list of countries with highest nmbr of xvideos subscribers!

First compare it to the previous administration’s budgetary allocations and completed projections. As for funding PO, even if that were true (& we both know it is not), every political party in this country is funded by its Govs. So it’s actually an impressive feat if Otti does same and can still afford to be investing tirelessly in developing his State! Next time your State Gov says he can’t pay salaries till Fg allocations come, you can now point to Abia State and ask him why he’s not that smart!

Toh,


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Crayfish is boasting where sharks & dophins are talking, choi, small nyash dey shake!

Blackmail will only work on those with skeletons in their closets. However, a president whose skeletons are practically in the open, doesn’t need much urging to tax an already overtaxed population when there’s a loan at the end of the road.

Anyone griping about sidewalks must have their eyes heavily sedated with envy & hate, not to see that these are pics of work in progress. Wait till the project is finished before giving opinions that have never been relevant in your own States! One even said he is waiting for the rains as if it’s not going to rain in his own State too. . Alex Otti has undoubtedly raised the bar of governance in Nigeria to astonishing heights. So before you gripe about pics of his unfinished works, show us what your State Gov is currently building to boost the economy of your own street!

Oga you want them to address themselves?? That’s wishful thinking, sir. Since the Batman has been flying upandan, the only investor he seems to have cornered so far remains Investor Sabinus!

What sort of man starts a family while living in his parent’s house, bikonu, marriage don turn public private partnership! . It is not everyone that has pr*ck that is a man, some are just males! Na the girl I blame sef, for wasting future plans with a boy still eating 'papa thank sir.' The jobless hobo is even claiming investments like it’s a bank transaction! What an infradignitete!!

The white man doesn’t need to spend his money in chains anymore, the African now goes to his bounds a willing slave. This whole deal is so saddening for me as an African. The Prince on the floor begging for scraps from food paid for from his account.

Sorry o kpele. I doubt any village in the SE can be described as a shanty.

But every four years, you’ll still vote and fight others who will not vote the same party, that used the destiny of this girl and so many more like her, to grab power. The joke is on every one of them that expects any progress from propaganda.

Everyone that helped the fraud to power and thought they’d be free of the consequences, don dey collect porously!

By Izon standards the man no even born plenty before his death..

The CORNfidence don dey evaporate as it is becoming clearer to these IDIOTIC, HALF-BAKED, BRAINLESS, SENSE-FORSAKEN, BUFFOONS that minus their support plus their support, the thief comes only to steal, kill & destroy, no matter where the victim hails from!

Your fiancée is already tired of marriage wen never start and you’re asking for what opinion again? If you like, no use that 'money for wedding' japa go where life will be meaningful to you. Yo will only have yourself to blame by the time those kids are all grown and you’re still a broke @rse dude!

A world with only women in charge will not live past its first century. If u say u don’t agree because ure a feminist, when was the last time u bought season tickets to an all women sports event?? Women would sooner tear themselves down than build each other up, that’s why they’re always behind successful men!

He signed off his latest superfluity of nothingness with #Deep Thinker ……. kikikiki …… someone that is not as deep as a teaspoon of water!

Money saved from "subsidy is gone" we no see. They’ve widened and increased the tax net multiple times within one fiscal year. Yet if this admission by Shell is any indication, over 50% ends in private accounts!! But it is Peter Obi that is their problem because some people from a certain region in the country think intimidating everyone who is not for their slave-master is the best defense for the same corruption destroying their own very existence! They can tax 100% of every Nigerian’s income, it won’t make a single economic difference if it’s just going to be looted away on frivolities….. like a highway to nowhere!

The frying pan was already hot when you added fuel instead of veg oil, and you’re surprised it exploded in your face? No need to ask, na juju dey worry you for brain. If not, where in the history of this world has extremist views ever brought about peace.

He went missing prior to when he helped France declare war on Niger. I bet he’ll sign off on those foreign military bases shortly after he returns from wherever he has gone to receive his bi-quarterly recharge along with instructions.

There they go again! Just like they did against GEJ because of the Azikiwe he adopted, this directionless cretin is more concerned with nomenclature than capacity. Wehdone o, Ethnic CAC regulatory board chairman! If the indigenes of Abia State were more concerned about height, the progress they’re seeing today would have continued to remain a distant mirage. Edo State pipo if ona no wan use ona head, dem go use am take borrow ona future troway!

Na wa! Some have already been trained from childhood to be daft. Ha, somebody took "catch ‘‘em young" a little too far. Pls lemme coman be going o before laugh wii kii my neighbors.

Till you date a single mother with an overactive child, you no go fit understand wetin father eye see inside confessional.