₦airaland Forum

Hunger no be your mate, emilokan is not awalokan!

What is an idiom to express shock, 'a bolt from the blue!' . Chinedu Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivor will still come from Lagos, while all those that dragged & abused him for seeking to represent his ancestral homeland will be forced to face the barbecue-colored shingles left them by their real ancestors!

SpatialKing:
Why must you force them

The job of separating a parasite from a host is always resisted by the parasite.

With the number of Azul bottles I saw last night in just one club, e sure me say this chicken go magically full Nigeria, if the price goes viral. Yup, countries with high poverty rates but rich politicians, are always the highest consumers of luxury goods.

One is late now

Every CSW has a story or two.

EmperorCaesar:
Lol...in Nigeria, people worship the Gov for doing what they were elected to do

They need to when others who have come and gone with the State's resources have been worshipped for doing just the opposite.

Pls can someone confirm something for me, because I hear Gov Sherif marked his one year in office by commissioning the demolition of people’s houses in Anwai axis of Asaba.. You’re spending N72 billion in one senatorial zone unchallenged & unasked, but destroying billions of Naira in another?? Be like this man just want make LP takeover that State by 2nd term.

Something the Constitution has declared since. The headline should have been, Nigerian court finally decides to follow the constitution. As e Dey sweet Fubara e go Dey pain …..

Depression is a killer. Comparing it to sadness is like comparing a mild headache to a migraine. A great % of those u see online swearing that a certain part of the country will never produce president are all actually depressed souls. Made worse recently by the realization that wrong choices can only create wrong outcomes. Nigeria was an emerging economy until someone wanted power for power sakes. The leadership of this country belongs to non by right. But since it’s his turn now, those who it’s their turn to live are dying off!

kunle4toyeyaho:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/03/05/hardship-buhari-sold-nigerias-future-gov-mutfwang/

Why are u so dumb??

She for just kuku post the girl contact information since she’s unknowingly helping the chic sell her market!

If the scammer was Nigerian, he’d have succeeded before boasting. People don’t celebrate failure in Nigeria (aside the Ronuites & BATerias), when from birth you have been taught that "nearly does not kill a bird."

If I were Gov. Otti I’d give them their request but tell them not to nominate a drug dealer. Reno O’mockery won’t comment on this now o, and na the State people carry shoe take help him life!

It’s been a downhill slide for the Judiciary’s reputation since they allowed the Executive remove Onnoghen with souped up stories in 2018. The era of conflicting judgments was entrenched by GMB and his scam corruption war on judges in his first term. A war that apparently weeded out the cream and left the crop in charge. The general populace has since lost confidence in the courts, and are only expecting the outcome of this summons to indicate the real position of the Executive on the contd war btw Ganduje & Kwankwaso.

kunle4toyeyaho:
...and what was/is the cause of the $3billion ? Tinubu has performed above average considering the difficult condition he met on ground

Pls show us just one evidence of Tinubu disagreeing with any economic policies of the past administration! The conditions he met on ground were all conditions he & all his supporters applauded and even vowed to continue, abi is it not the same APC that has ruled for 9yrs again?? Abeg gas is too expensive for u to wake up and start gaslighting yasef early in the day.

Sex without love is nothing but a meaningless experience. But as far as meaningless experiences go it feels pretty damn good!

Each Akara ball = N1m

Sea of Akamu = N3m

Milk/Sugar molecules = N1.5m

1 sachet pure water to wash it all down = N500k ( No impure water in the holy land).

Breakfast of Champions is served!

Despite inconsequential opposition to the truth, Peter Obi has proven his character and ability many times over to the extent that African politicians are being admonished in their home countries to emulate him. The fact that your choice rather than attracting, has been repelling foreign investments with his retrogressive policies, is proof enough that no amount of maggi seasoning can make bitter-leaf soup taste like ice cream.

"….tagged Connection, Glory and Future."

The only time you hear Nigerians winning the future is in another man’s land. While in their own country, they fight tooth & nail to sell their futures to kleptocratic old men.

Diopkas and small pikin kpekus, sef! Olarinwaju Olanike has laputa two gallant men in just five years. Damn niggarrr, his manhood sure lives on.

Nahhhh!! . The only cure for every eBola BATeria & nyama-nyama affecting the nation. You can thank me later by saving yourself!

nairalanda1:
IN ten years time, all this messi vs penaldo argument will end, and you guys will calm down.

Once upon a time, it was Platini vs Maradona vs Van Basten, then it was Henry vs Beckham, vs Bergkamp, vs Redondo, vs whoever. And far back it was Pele vs Maradona.

NO one remembers all those guys now. Or do you know who was better...Clive Allen, John Fashanu or Gary LIneker or Ian Rush....

Or do you recall Glenn Hoddle.?

IN ten years time, no one will recall Messi vs Penaldo. Give it a rest. Vanity upon vanity.


Or do you recall Paulo Wanchoppe or Fausitino Asprilla?

This is a moniker that has been watching football before the advent of Multichoice. Marco Van Basten, Faustino Asprilla, Fernando Redondo, Gary Lineker, Pavel Nedved …..no be Dstv open ur eyeballs kowai!

A very serious allegation against the IGP if he is flaunting a cooked up document as a duly signed court order. An accusation that is not easily dismissed, since the report broke that the judge has been on vacation in the States. Is this country still a noun or pronoun because local man cannot can again oo!

Kikikiki…. In the words of Davido, "dem go feel it!" 🤣🤣

Kikikikiki….. if Nigeria was bleeding before, it is hemorrhaging convulsively now! Subsidy is gone but its still being paid in secret, which is why the price of fuel is still so exploitative. The much awaited refinery that GMB, BAT and all APC fake certificate analysts said would force down the price of fuel is now a licensed importer of crude! But someone who has no record of ever passing SS1 Biology expects us to believe he has stopped the bleeding of our economy when he surrounds himself with career criminals & kleptocratic dollar $ stuffing politicians. Whether u care to admit it or not the Afonjanic greed of the SW has singlehandedly destroyed this country, and history has it on record!

His name is Tom Parker Bowles, pls use it next time.

Ike gwuru the mandate. Yet his followers online & offline are too dense upstairs to comprehend!

Is this still available at that price??

ClearFlair:
Ha!

😂😂🤣😂🤣

franchasofficia:
My father was just a mere civil servant who served Nigerian ministry diligently and with every atom of integrity and even resisted temptations to loot government funds which was why he didn't become as rich and notorious as your drug kingpin master.


As for Prof Wole Soyinka, he is a great achiever, of course he achieved greater things than my civil servant father and I celebrate Soyinka for that but when it comes to his recent meddling in Nigerian politics, Prof Wole Soyinka messed himself up and destroyed decades of the respect he gained and enjoyed within and outside Nigeria.


Go on foreign platforms and go and see how they are devouring your bigot Professor

Your father raised you well and will definitely be proud of this comment when he sees it. 🤝