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SportsRe: Remember The Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1??? by Ollyfad(f): 3:58pm On May 10, 2015
please ooo nobody should desecrate the memory i have of okparaji oooo. lie or not okparaji sha diegrin grin.
but seriously whoever started dat story is a very goof story teller ooo. my primary school went on an excursion to the national stadium and we were shown a slab erected in his honour but they xd dats his grave(i dont tink m gonna believe dey buried him in a stadium) anyways....we all looked at the thing like it was some kind of shrine wia a god resides.grin

this doesnt stop me from telling my kids too how india finished nigeria oo and d heroic goal of okparaji cool let dem find out how ridiculous it is demselves cool.
LiteratureRe: Two Wrongs Never Made A Right [crime] by Ollyfad(f): 3:42pm On May 10, 2015
losprince:
lol, atleast tell me u heard of house of assembly
house of assembly no b type of cloth na....u said d senator in d description is a type of cloth kus d senator huged his body tightly na or u mean d man hugd his bodyhuhlyk using ur hands to enclose ur bodyhuh m nt gtin it atall
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Ollyfad(f): 3:11pm On May 10, 2015
guys voting is going on for the best writer of the month and oga larry is among the nominees oooo. lets go and do the needful
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LiteratureRe: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by Ollyfad(f): 2:51pm On May 10, 2015
writer of the month....i vote LARRYSUN
upcoming writer of d month......i av nt read any of dia works so lemme go n read first.

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upcoming writer of d month....oyinprince.
LiteratureRe: I Hate Miracles: A Short Story by Ollyfad(f): 2:46pm On May 10, 2015
Laphtarjay:
Tomorrow hopefully.
this is already three dsys after that tomorrow ooo. cobwebs don begin grow for this place.
#takes broom and starts cleaning thread
LiteratureRe: Bloodline.......part One[ The Family]. by Ollyfad(f): 2:42pm On May 10, 2015
phew! dat was a good fight....keep it up eric....we dont take Poo from nobody! just remember not to call me when nina z still around. dont worry...m sure to be here when she z gone cool.

pls try nd go tru dis update....some sentences werent adding up.
all in all....a very nice update. thanks
LiteratureRe: Two Wrongs Never Made A Right [crime] by Ollyfad(f): 2:23pm On May 10, 2015
losprince:
yeah, u never heard of it?
yup...nt to worry...i tink m living in d stone age
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LiteratureRe: Two Wrongs Never Made A Right [crime] by Ollyfad(f): 2:11pm On May 10, 2015
losprince:
thanks alot dear. and thanks again for pointing that out. i meant carton colour... corrected now anyways, hope you get the description now wink
wats d senator in d descriptionhuha type of clothhuh
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Ollyfad(f): 7:08pm On May 09, 2015
i knew basket had sumtin planned out but corrupting our innocent blackiehuhhell no!.blackie pls leave dem alone abeg.if u r going to b deflowered get some pretty gal to do it joor.....ova fortyhuhdats child abuse!
nyc one oga larry.....i wish to b like you wen i grow up
LiteratureRe: Two Wrongs Never Made A Right [crime] by Ollyfad(f): 6:58pm On May 09, 2015
eyah...sorry..those school management knows exactly how to spoil peoples plan. m through with exams so i got all d time i nid. goodluck in making dem pay wit A's &B's.
some descriptions were confusing though. e.g " As the man walked towards them, his cartoon
colour senator hung onto his body, revealing a
good finite shape that suggests that he works out." didnt gt d cartoon colour description tingy. maybe you cn read through nd take ur tym sha....examz cn b a b.i.tch sumtyms.
gudluck to chief williams oo kus it looks like tinz r abt to gt real
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Ollyfad(f): 3:48pm On May 08, 2015
blym:
Y nt contest and lets c ur beauty tho beauty isnt all? Hope u've gat oda qualities as well. .
m nt contesting soo i dnt nid to flaunt anytin....those oda qualities r secondary. its called a beauty contest so we gats c d beauty na...after all dey werent forced. as for ur question....i would let u b d judge of datnd wateva u decide is ur opinion..u r entitled to one.
LiteratureRe: Let's Not Waste Time On Frivolities...a Short Story. by Ollyfad(f): 10:03pm On May 07, 2015
wen a supposed uncle cnt converse for 5mins witout telling u ow endowed/beautiful u r....my dear collect title for ussein bolt hand ooo...ruuunnnnn. nd pray make God no hate u enof to make u stay home alone wit him kus na tuface implication you go c.
nyc one op
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Ollyfad(f): 9:36pm On May 07, 2015
if they r to judge dis contest by profile pic ehn....none of dis baes wuld win! u guys suld pls upload pics dat brings out dat beauty abeg! for nw we no wan c jst me pics....outta all d contestants na only maureen upload pic wey gt brain nd evn dat one def we c neck pass face! pllsss baes flaunt dis beauty! abi na everybody knw uhuhpeeps lyk myself wuld vote majorly based on wat we cn c in ur profile pic! atleast to contest no b by force.
tnx...bt i tink m liking sandra. #m a sucker for pretty oval faced peeps
LiteratureRe: Bloodline.......part One[ The Family]. by Ollyfad(f): 9:05pm On May 07, 2015
d principal no knw say wetin hit dose guys pass trailer! grin grin grin. cwiuzly cnt stp laffin! lisa go jst dey wonder how she take enter bruce lee trap! grin.
nyc one op bt i still dey talk m...if nina catch u i no follow oo
PoliticsRe: Thecable Apologises To Soyinka Over ‘igbo’ Story by Ollyfad(f): 11:24am On May 07, 2015
when i saw that stewpid thread i refused to read kus m just too sure he would never stoop so low as to play the tribal card. dont understand why some people derive joy in trying to slander his reputation...well i guess its cos they know they can never meet his reputation thats why they keep using his name instead of thiers.
soyinka might be old but am sure his brain is still very much active to remember the active role he played in opposing the federal govts war policies against the ibos soo he could not have uttered such tribal statement. shame on all those who didnt sit to think how plausible the claim was because they needed whatever they can get to fan the embers of tribal hate and thier mission of proving how much the yorubas hate them yet most of them have yorubas as friends in real life. have those friends killed you yethuhor have you killed them or think of killing themhuhcos thats what you would do in the eventuality of war. lets just stop the hate and vile comments from both sides already.
peace and God bless us!
LiteratureRe: Let's Not Waste Time On Frivolities...a Short Story. by Ollyfad(f): 10:48am On May 07, 2015
space booked
LiteratureRe: Two Wrongs Never Made A Right [crime] by Ollyfad(f): 10:18am On May 07, 2015
Iosprince!!!no updates abi??u want me to start chasing you all over nairaland before you updaye abihuhlet me start warming up!
LiteratureRe: Bloodline.......part One[ The Family]. by Ollyfad(f): 10:14am On May 07, 2015
now thats what i call hostile take over...that was more action less talking, but wait ooo wats wit the dont come near me?? grin i thought she only associate with people that moves thingshuhguess she doesnt really know wat moving and making things happen really means. eric kip it up joor but if nina catch you no call me ooo kus i no dey oo. grin
nice update
LiteratureRe: Marital Vice by Ollyfad(f): 9:59am On May 07, 2015
by the time pampers and sma gold show tolu, with school fee still doing press up ehn... he would know the real meaning of double wahala for dead body!
deola take heart dear..shit happens...atleast you are sure your kids wont suffer
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Ollyfad(f): 9:42am On May 07, 2015
oga larry pls dnt stp there ooo...pls jst one more update. pllssss embarassed
LiteratureRe: The Promise Keeper by Ollyfad(f): 9:37pm On May 06, 2015
oh....this is going to be interesting.....m soo following. pls try nd space the write up for easy reading, thanks
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LiteratureRe: I Hate Miracles: A Short Story by Ollyfad(f): 8:50pm On May 06, 2015
uhm! more updates coming soon......how soon is this soonhuh
EducationRe: Have U Cried Because Of This Before? by Ollyfad(f): 11:01pm On May 05, 2015
quincie:
This pics remind me of d bad old day, A Junior student spread this thing on one wicked senior's bed, d wicked guy slept on it after a cool shower....menh com see Azonto. We Junior students served punishment all thru d night nd non of us pointed the guy that did it. Bad day devil drink water.
nobody dey talk for dat kind situation....especially wen u don dey pray make sumtin apen to d senior. na real devil drink water situation ooogrin though i neva used it on anyone but i used it to gt a lot of sweet concessions nd agreements!
LiteratureRe: A Hint Of Darkness. by Ollyfad(f): 10:51pm On May 05, 2015
IDFWU:
But I don't think you are fit enough to correct me if identifying a metaphor was an issue for you.
if someone tries to make others see their mistake its not necessarily cus dey wanna feel superior, dey myt simply be looking out for them nd trying to make dem b dia best. davidflo already has enof ppl to sing his praise nd i personally wuld av bin disappointed if he read nd only xd sumtin lyk nyc story judging frm d too obvious typographical errors.
soo bros.........if u gat a pro wit him find sumtin else to pick on. evn d op appreciatd his observation so i dnt undastnd y u were d one to take it personal.
#larry is abundantly loved hia....if u want d attention he gets kindly beat him at his game and be sensible about it while u r at it.
#quote me all u want nd u cn decide to make my post ur academic research...i dnt give a hoot kus i wnt reply.
#oga larry u rili knw ow to rearrange sumone wit words oo..remind me neva to step on ur toes.



@op....d best part of d story remains "before i say anything, please forgive me" grin got me rolling with laughter!
LiteratureRe: Bloodline.......part One[ The Family]. by Ollyfad(f): 9:29pm On May 05, 2015
wow! now eric z definitely in some deep complicated s.h.!.t. kudos
LiteratureRe: I Hate Miracles: A Short Story by Ollyfad(f): 8:58pm On May 05, 2015
since someone already mentioned the 'oyinbos' no need....better by updates. keep progressing....waiting for updates ooo. i gats know who hates miracles!(if such person exists)
LiteratureRe: Two Wrongs Never Made A Right [crime] by Ollyfad(f): 8:53pm On May 05, 2015
nd here m i tinkin dere z an update....Iosprince.....afta ow many dayshuhi dnt lyk bullying ooo bt.....
LiteratureRe: Sad Stories From A Depressed Writer by Ollyfad(f): 6:31pm On May 03, 2015
Who ever invented short stories! nd dis particular writer knows ow to make you wish there really was more!
seriously i really hate short stories....especially the very good ones.
#sorry....i cnt thank u for making me wish there was more....
LiteratureRe: Untimely, Unlucked by Ollyfad(f): 5:33pm On May 03, 2015
RealAlfranco:
Granny in da grave be like "accident?? In ketu?? On which planet??... E no go better for dis boy o. while I died in my sleep,peacefully. He's lying I'm still alive and just had an accident. His car won't even start for 2weeks. His job? Let him forget it,he's getting sacked”.

Worth the read and nice story,senbo!
he would surely loose d job if he invited his colleagues to the extravagant burial dat would av been thrown!grin;Dd oga wuld b lyk...wich grandma again??grin
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LiteratureRe: The Promise Keeper by Ollyfad(f): 5:21pm On May 03, 2015
dis kind advert na wa ohh..u no gree post d story na only coming soon we dey hear.
why dont you upload d 56% edited part while rounding up the editinghuhdat way we can always say wat we tink of d story nd create room for d story to gt beta....except its already on the best it can be.
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LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Ollyfad(f): 3:33pm On May 03, 2015
dnt tell me she wuld b married d nxt tym dey meet or dey wuld b meeting as enemies witout dem knwin.......
dnt wanna tink of anytin dat bad....m still celebrating basky's resurrection.
LiteratureRe: Bloodline.......part One[ The Family]. by Ollyfad(f): 8:31am On May 03, 2015
ironkurtain:
@Essyprity .....thanks, actually i was still under the influence of cold medicine when i posted it so i couldn't comprehend very well........but pls do show me the mistakes so i wont make it again..........@Ollyfad.....Barry is not the surgeon. He is Agnes husband
yh....bt eric reminds him of sum1..dats y i was wondering....

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