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EntertainmentRe: 2 Ladies Carry A Drunk Man (Video) by Olmautos(m): 4:16pm On May 28
And your Vomit go come dey smell Like 3Days Shit

Niceguy0004:
Omo Na like this them carry me the day I go drink palm wine mixed with monkey tail, skirt and legend beer. I slept for bare floor and was vomitting anyhow...
PoliticsRe: 2027: Jonathan Is The Best Candidate - Youth Group At A Press Conference (Video) by Olmautos(m): 5:21pm On May 07
That Prodigal Son that Was Sharing Our Money like Father Christmas

See the Amount of Money Allison Madueke Stole under His Watch

See the Amount of Billions Dasiku Squandered Under His watch, That was when the GATE Of Dansuki Established

Nothing that Drunkard Man will Bring to Our Table I beg

degreatstalion:
He is welcome to the race. Besides, GEJ is a good man. Tested and trusted.
CrimeRe: IGP Disu Unveils New Security Vehicles, Bikes In Ogun by Olmautos(m): 6:25pm On Apr 06
Are you Blind

Can't you See it's an Electric Bike


MarketDispatch:
Hope he also allocated how they will be getting Petrol for the vehicles
CrimeRe: Female Students Strip Classmate Naked In Benue School, Video Goes Viral by Olmautos(m): 7:42am On Mar 31
How does this concern their Governor Mr Clout Chaser

Is it everything that Mr Governor will Oversea,

Can't you Use that Your Second Hand Brain to think for just 1 Second


duduade:
Their Reverend father Governor is busy
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu, heading the Most Useless Government - Mr Macaroni by Olmautos(m): 7:13pm On Mar 30
Mark My Word

You will get Arrested

Idiot


AqualinaXYZ:
What do u expect from Funsho Williams killer


A drug dealer


A certificate forger


A thief from birth that denied his parents bcuz they were poor and claimed another woman as her mother bcuz she was rich


Criminal wey America declared wanted in Chicago una carry do president
PoliticsRe: “bring Food First, We’ll Discuss Ransom Later”: Kidnappers Set Strange Condition by Olmautos(m): 9:53pm On Mar 05
Keep Saying Negative Things to this Country you too will not Be Exempt from the Suffering okay, Clueless Man

SeverusSnape:
Welcome to TUluMbU's Nigeria. Disgraced country.

A country where kidnappers have formed their own parallel government, A cursed country. undecided
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua's Best Friend, Latz, In Nigeria Before He Died In The Accident by Olmautos(m): 7:02pm On Dec 29, 2025
This is so Painful and Sad

Take Heart and I wish you Quick Recovery AJ
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Adeleke Returns To Social Media After 3-Year Hiatus, Pays Tribute To Son by Olmautos(m): 7:21pm On Aug 21, 2025
That one na fake Thechefchi


Nackzy:
So who has been posting on chefchi twitter account
SportsRe: Victorious Super Falcons Arrive Abuja (video, pix) by Olmautos(m): 3:28pm On Jul 28, 2025
Welcome Back Babes, You have Really Done us Proud, Thank you For Making us Believe in you
PoliticsRe: Fund 'Private Visits' from Your Pocket, Not Public Funds - Obi Tells Tinubu by Olmautos(m): 8:40pm On Jan 25, 2024
Na your Papa Money E dey Spend? You have been Brain washed by Bro Peter Deceitful

uote author=Iykopee post=128120178] grin Thief'nubu the illiterate doesn't know what a private visit entails.

He spends public money like a thief without mercy while his minions groan under earth scorching poverty.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Cut All The Expenses Of Every Aspect Of The Government By 60% – Obi Tells FG by Olmautos(m): 8:45am On Jan 11, 2024
Oga Wait for your Time, Shey na you won Help Jagaban Run Him Government?

quote author=DamnnNiggarr post=127881414]

Peter Obi[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Olmautos(m): 3:45am On Jan 11, 2024
I wish you Quick Recovery From your Madness

quote author=gidgiddy post=127875702]I took my time yesterday to watch all three Episodes of the BBC documentary on late TB Joshua. A number on women of different races and nationalities, British, South African, Zimbabwean, American, Philippines and Nigerian, all came together to talk about TB Joshua

The one thing all these women had in common is that they once all moved from their respective countries to live in TB Joshua's Region's community, Synagogue Of All Nations, SOAN, and became part of his inner circle.

All the women gave horrific and graphic accounts of rape, underage sex, sexual abuse, physical and verbal abuse carried out on them by TB Joshua.

The South African woman claimed she had three abortions due to multiple rape by TB Joshua. The British women told how TB Joshua would send for them only to sexually molest them. The Zimbabwean gavee a story of how TB Joshua raped her as a virgin and underaged.

Even TB Joshua's own daughter came foward to tell how she confronted her father for multiple sexual molestation of women only for him to have her locked up for months and beaten daily.

I was also shocked at the Story of how the SOAN building collapsed, the lie that was told that an aircraft brought it down, and the coverup that followed as well as the 'fake miracles'

Even though TB Joshua is no longer here to defend himself, I believe these women. There is no smoke without fire. A group of women who live in different countries of the world cannot give similar accounts of sexual abuse by one man without it having an element of truth

I believe that TB Joshua was a rapist, sexual predator and a sociopath. I believe TB Joshua used religion to cover up the evil within himself. He operated as a man of God in the light, but was a devil in the dark.

I also believe that there are many well known men of God who are currently doing what TB Joshua did.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Olmautos(m): 3:44am On Jan 11, 2024
You are a Lunatic Element

quote author=gidgiddy post=127875702]I took my time yesterday to watch all three Episodes of the BBC documentary on late TB Joshua. A number on women of different races and nationalities, British, South African, Zimbabwean, American, Philippines and Nigerian, all came together to talk about TB Joshua

The one thing all these women had in common is that they once all moved from their respective countries to live in TB Joshua's Region's community, Synagogue Of All Nations, SOAN, and became part of his inner circle.

All the women gave horrific and graphic accounts of rape, underage sex, sexual abuse, physical and verbal abuse carried out on them by TB Joshua.

The South African woman claimed she had three abortions due to multiple rape by TB Joshua. The British women told how TB Joshua would send for them only to sexually molest them. The Zimbabwean gavee a story of how TB Joshua raped her as a virgin and underaged.

Even TB Joshua's own daughter came foward to tell how she confronted her father for multiple sexual molestation of women only for him to have her locked up for months and beaten daily.

I was also shocked at the Story of how the SOAN building collapsed, the lie that was told that an aircraft brought it down, and the coverup that followed as well as the 'fake miracles'

Even though TB Joshua is no longer here to defend himself, I believe these women. There is no smoke without fire. A group of women who live in different countries of the world cannot give similar accounts of sexual abuse by one man without it having an element of truth

I believe that TB Joshua was a rapist, sexual predator and a sociopath. I believe TB Joshua used religion to cover up the evil within himself. He operated as a man of God in the light, but was a devil in the dark.

I also believe that there are many well known men of God who are currently doing what TB Joshua did.[/quote]
FoodRe: Antelope Bush Meat by Olmautos(m): 1:53pm On Jan 09, 2024
SEE THIS ONE

quote author=BRATISLAVA post=127856223]Why hold the neck so disrespectfully?

Seun, this is graphic. That's another thing you need to work on apart from the cesspit of misogyny, tribalism and any other hate the forum is notorious for—cruelty to animals. Depicting dead animals like this one with blood all over it. At least without the blood! We all know we eat meats, but why display it like this?

Gory.[/quote]
NYSCRe: Bandits Kill Obaje Saidu, Corps Member On His Way To Katsina For Clearance by Olmautos(m): 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2024
SEE THIS slowpoke

ClearFlair:
APC is a total failure
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s New Year Address, Harvest Of Deceit — PDP by Olmautos(m): 9:40am On Jan 02, 2024
Leave the Idiot Alone... Only Him and Family Will Continue to Remain The Same


Richb44:
See what you wish yourself, why do you think you've not achieved anything all your life, it's because you keep wishing yourself bad luck
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Should Rethink His Frequent Trips - Punch Editorial by Olmautos(m): 3:24pm On Nov 23, 2023
You are Thinking from your Anus Mr Goat, When He Never Became Nigeria President, Was He a Poor Man who can afford to Jet Out to Any Country Wishes or Likes. Oga always Use that Fish Brain to think Normal




Kukutenla:
For where?
Nigeria weather too hot and dusty
Baba needs cool breeze
Oun lokan
CelebritiesRe: Davido Throws Party To Celebrate 31st Birthday With Chioma & Friends In Atlanta by Olmautos(m): 3:52pm On Nov 22, 2023
Bad Belle, And Bad Belle no dey Prosper




CoronaVirusPro:
Seems his BlackAxe members did not attend the party!

Hope he thanked Korofo for making him see 31 years!
Car TalkRe: Fake Transfer From A Rider by Olmautos(m): 9:39pm On Nov 13, 2023
Go and arrest the Idiot Immediately

quote author=peretei2024 post=126950044]My fellow Nairalanders,

Please help me look into this before I swing into action so people will not say am a bad man.

Yesterday being Sunday, I decided to use my car on Uber so to make extra income. There is this lady I picked( 1:13pm) from Egbeda to Command road and the fare happens to be #4,500.

Actually when we got to her final destination, it was her boyfriend who came out to do the transfer, and he show me the receipt of the transfer but I never got the money, so immediately I throw his attention that I didn't receive the money because the account I actually gave him was Opay, and Opay doesn't waste time to receive money . So the guy told me he doesn't have any money again that the only money he had was what they removed from his account. So I should wait till 6pm if I didn't get the money then I should let him know, and at that moment I don't have any fuel to move around again but because I don't want to look wicked, so I decided to give him that respect.

Around 6pm, I chatted the guy and he said how come I have not gotten the money. So he said he call his bank and get bank to me, at that moment I was already hot big time. So he didn't get bank to me, I had to chat him again after 10mins. He then replied that the bank said they will reverse back the money to his account after 24hrs that I should wait because he doesn't have 1kobo on him. At that point I knew these people are looking for my trouble. I actually have the link to arrest them without going to his house. I have link to the Commissioner of Police Lagos State, I only pity them because they will parade them as scammers and it going to be a big case.

At about 8pm last night( yesterday..12th November, 2023) , this same guy who claims he doesn't have 1kobo in his account, placed a request on the app to get a driver, I immediately screenshot it from the app and share with them only the lady to reply me that Im harassing her with my messages. She said the guy is going to bank this morning and once the bank confirm that the money hasn't left the bank that they will resend the money back to me. She even called me a thief by saying"" who knows if the money is not with me sef ""

Please guys advice me, should I get them arrested? Am trying to take this seriously so this Country will be a safe place for everyone

Please I need a matured advice.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Why I Won’t Stop Calling Tinubu Drug Dealer – Baba-Ahmed by Olmautos(m): 10:56am On Nov 07, 2023
Tinunu Winning Dey Pepper 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Them... Bastard

Tntsi:
We can't stop calling tinubu what he is.
He is a drug dealer.
He is a certificate forger
He is an identity criminal.

The judges of the appeal and highest court in our nation only decided to criminalize themselves and destroy the fabrics of the nation by not doing the duties they swore to do.

Irrespective of the criminal activities and acts of the criminal judges, tinubu remains a drug dealer, a certificate forger , an identity criminal, a national, continental and global disaster.
PoliticsRe: Joe Ajaero To Undergo Ophthalmic Investigation, Brain Scan by Olmautos(m): 3:59am On Nov 02, 2023
Your Parents Are Calamity to your Generation. Idiot IPOB.


Malroux:
Turn by turn. Everyone go feel the renewed shege. Tinubu is a big calamity to have befallen Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Are You Expecting Any Surprises At The Supreme Court Today? by Olmautos(m): 9:05am On Oct 26, 2023
You are Talking From your Anus.
Wujio:
So long as the FBI files are not released, Nigerian judiciary will play the ostrich. Tinubu forged the certificate warranting immediate disqualification but would the owners of Nigeria agree ?
BusinessRe: Lagos Shuts Down Alaba International Market by Olmautos(m): 10:20am On Oct 23, 2023
All Your Brothers and Sisters There are Armed Robbers.quote author=yoruboid post=126564276]How can some people create laws and do this in no man’s land?[/quote]
BusinessRe: Lagos Shuts Down Alaba International Market by Olmautos(m): 10:19am On Oct 23, 2023
All the Brothers and Sisters There are Harm Robbers....
Car TalkRe: My Experience As UBER Driver For One Day by Olmautos(m): 4:05pm On Oct 09, 2023
You are still an inexperienced Uber Driver... you will still spend up to a Month Before you will know in and out of the Job uote author=Kidspirit post=126297292]Omoh, as country hard, na so I carry my car enter road for UBER in Abuja after completing UBER car inspection.

Customers (riders) nyafu nyafu for road, Na so so pick up alert I dey receive, surge choke! I was enjoying my new job until I decided to close for the day and go home and rest after spending some hours driving.

Mhenn... I got the biggest shock of my life! I made 22k within couple of hours...

Excited? Please don't be excited, it was a bad shock!

UBER took 35% of the total money I made and the rest of the money went to fuel (Bought fuel for N617 per litre). I got home on empty tank.

My profit was.... guess?

Five Hundred and Fifty Naira only (N550) cry

UBER drivers, please share your experience.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Olisa Agbakoba: This Madness Of Chicago State University Must Stop Now! by Olmautos(m): 3:12pm On Oct 09, 2023
Thunder Fire Your Daddy and Mummy. Bastard.... quote author=Finestgurlie post=126295007]thunder scatter Tinubu - Bliss52[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Forgery Allegation Against Tinubu, Pure Mischief, Says Ex-Aide by Olmautos(m): 5:55am On Oct 09, 2023
Your Baba Na Oloriburuku... Enemy Of Progress, Bastard Yoruba Son
koiki4bat:
Ólóribúrúkú eniyàn! Bola Ahmed Tinubu did not win any case against the late chief Gani Fawehinmi, the case was dismissed by the court because the criminal forger Bola was a governor and enjoyed imunity back then. If you grant another interview to deceive Nigerians again for your stomach, God will disgrace you faster than he's disgracing Tinubu now angry criminal accomplice!
FamilyRe: I Want To Take My Late Sister's Two Children To Orphanage by Olmautos(m): 11:50am On Aug 23, 2023
You have Said a Sensible Thing Bro and that is exactly what am thinking here.
GboyegaD:
You can take them to the orphanage and try to support the orphanage as much as you can. Let the management know you would appreciate they don't give them up for adoption as you are coming back to pick them once you are in a good place.
PoliticsRe: A Good Photographer, He Captured Atiku, Atiku's Aides And Atiku's President by Olmautos(m): 8:13pm On Aug 05, 2023
See this Blind Vision Seer... Where he go come be by December. Your Village or Your House?
Penguin2:
Trust me, that picture won’t be hanging there by December.

Go and write it down.
TravelRe: I'm Based In Lagos, This Is Where I Go When I Say I'm Going To The Village. by Olmautos(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2023
Why don't you Stay in your Village and Kuku do your Business, why Stressing yourself Bikonu.
Workch:
The picture below is a drone picture of where my family house is located in Ibeku, Umuahia.
We came to Lagos to do business, it does not mean that we go back to trees when we say we are going to the village.

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