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Romance / Re: God Is A Group Of Evil 4th Dimensional Entities by Oloniyan(m): 6:41am On Apr 16
You don dey goof small small

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Agriculture / Re: Fresh Pepper Cultivation Diary For 2024 by Oloniyan(m): 9:22am On Apr 13
Ndidi29:
The pepper has overstayed in the nursery since January and experienced reduced or stunted growth due to lack of rain. But with the onset of heavy rain now, the pepper will grow bushy

Mine has overstayed in the nursery due to lack of rainfall.

We're still expecting and praying for rain here grin
Education / Re: From Inspector General Of The Nigerian Police To A Jail Cell by Oloniyan(m): 3:04pm On Apr 06
Speak no ill of the dead
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Oloniyan(m): 12:12pm On Apr 05
E be like say Hands and power that be wan touch bob grin

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Crime / Re: 14 Years Old Girl Dies In Hotel While Lodging With A 17 Years Old Guy In Bayelsa by Oloniyan(m): 10:59am On Apr 04
The manager of the hotel should be arrested and the hotel closed down

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Agriculture / Re: My 2022 Farm Diary by Oloniyan(m): 2:40pm On Apr 02
It wasn't easy when i started last year but the joy i derived later during my harvesting is out of this world!

We go again this year


Maryam1234:
Sorry if you're not a farmer
But hey!!!!

It's raining season expect more farming motivation and techniques from me this year.....

Like I always say
Farmers may look poor to you outwardly but they're not always HUNGRY....


Whenever I see those old men we usually farm together I laugh 🀣🀣🀣
They dress up in rags

I laugh because I know they have enough to take them through the draught season


Even if they're penniless they always have people to run to; promising to pay back after harvest πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ and they'll surely keep to their promises...


Personally I have a confession πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

We all know beans and corn are highly expensive now....
Yours sincerely still got 1.5 bag of beans from previous harvest in my store πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ I'm not selfish, we're not selfish...

We feed our dependants in the village from our harvest yearly but trust me we can't finish this bag even if we decided to take akamu and beans staples daily for 360 days 🀣🀣🀣🀣

What's discouraging you from farming this season πŸ§πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ§πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ§πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ§πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ§πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
Don't think I'm very poor because I farmπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
It's just a passion and I'm glad I'm making money out of my passion.
During harvest our children are always happy eating farm fresh produce πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
Be intentional about your decisions this season
Leave the government alone they owe you nothing
Be resolute to make a difference in a unique way.
I'm KejuπŸ€—πŸ€—
I farm for A reason 🀭🀭🀭🀭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Liverpool (1 - 4) On 17th February 2024 by Oloniyan(m): 2:08pm On Feb 17
Get in Nunez!

Golazo!!!!
Food / Re: Garri Is Now 600 Per Derica. Family People How Are You Guys Coping? by Oloniyan(m): 11:32am On Feb 14
Jewessgratitud3:


Where?
Its to buy and stock up but where's even the money to buy and stock up?

Ondo State.

Buying is easy in Ekiti State but I think it goes for ₦800 there too

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Food / Re: Garri Is Now 600 Per Derica. Family People How Are You Guys Coping? by Oloniyan(m): 6:56am On Feb 14
It has been ₦800 here since 2 weeks ago

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Crime / Re: Amotekun Intercepts Trucks With Weapons, Charms In Ondo by Oloniyan(m): 12:49pm On Feb 07
Arobaga:
And they could not intercept Fulanis killing them






Keep intercepting the wrong items

Come to Ondo State state you will see how effective Amotekun are
Nairaland / General / Re: "Pelebe" Banned By NAFDAC by Oloniyan(m): 8:37pm On Feb 05
So my captain Jack no go dey available again

Tinubu why
Politics / Re: Released Schoolchildren: Oyebanji Thanks President Tinubu, Security Agencies by Oloniyan(m): 8:38pm On Feb 04
lexy2014:


what is it that they did that you are telling them kudos?

For whatever they did that brought those that came out alive out

I'm from Ekiti and I won't want anybody dead from my dear State.

Even if at all Ransome was paid, it was solely from the state because last I heard was that the town was able to raised 450k or 480k but the end justify the means even if at all I condemn the state for not providing enough security for its citizens

RIP to the driver
Pets / Re: I Will Kill My Neighbor's Dog Tonight by Oloniyan(m): 11:19am On Feb 04
RapistOnBail:

If Ogun like, make she go chop the poison I will feed the dog tonight, na there she go know why they say "No Gree For Anybody'


You will come back to testify.
Crime / Re: BREAKING: Abducted Ekiti Schoolchildren Finally Regain Freedom by Oloniyan(m): 10:30am On Feb 04
Kudos to Ekiti State government, individuals and the security officers involved in securing the release of these innocent people.


It's time Amotekun get armed to the teeth.
If Fulani Almajeris can wield AK then our Amotekun outfit should be able to mount APC undecided but then, we live where impunity rules. SMH
Pets / Re: I Will Kill My Neighbor's Dog Tonight by Oloniyan(m): 10:27am On Feb 04
A ki tori gbigbo pa aja
A ki tori kikan pa agbo
A ki tori werewere pobuko

Don't dare it

Don't incur the wrath of Ogun

I've said my own
Politics / Re: Released Schoolchildren: Oyebanji Thanks President Tinubu, Security Agencies by Oloniyan(m): 10:20am On Feb 04
Kudos to Ekiti State government, individuals and the security officers involved in securing the release of these innocent people.


It's time Amotekun get armed to the teeth.
If Fulani Almajeris can wield AK then our Amotekun outfit should be able to mount APC undecided but then, we live where impunity rules. SMH

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Politics / Re: Breaking; Driver Killed As Abducted Ekiti School Children, Teachers Regains Free by Oloniyan(m): 9:18am On Feb 04
Kudos to Ekiti State government, individuals and the security officers involved in securing the release of these innocent people.


It's time Amotekun get armed to the teeth.
If Fulani Almajeris can wield AK then our Amotekun outfit should be able to mount APC undecided but then, we live where impunity rules. SMH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by Oloniyan(m): 11:21pm On Jan 31
chikason22:
Ladies and gentlemennnn
That was a real asss kicking
A butthole splashing
FT LIVERPOOL 4:1 CHELSEA
Hope you guys are Entertained
πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹



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Goodnight folks.

YNWA!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by Oloniyan(m): 10:43pm On Jan 31
Kinzo0917:
I still believe no player from both chelsea nor liverpool can make it to almighty arsenal bench

Two average teams

B4 mid february, my powerful arsenal will be top πŸ” of the table until the season ends

Champions League is ours already. No debate about that one

You're just spamming this thread.
Maybe you're on something cheap though

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Sports / Re: See The "6" Yr Old American Footballer That Got People Talking by Oloniyan(m): 8:35pm On Jan 08
jamesversion:
He could be. Afterall Wike is 56years old. grin

This is wikedness grin

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Autos / Re: βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…(black badge) brand New 2023 Rolls Royce Cullinan....price 1.4b naira by Oloniyan(m): 5:05pm On Jan 05
DesChyko:
Glock abi Baretta run this one, boss?

It can only be M16 product grin
Sports / Re: Nairaland Sporting Fans by Oloniyan(m): 5:01pm On Jan 05
chikason22:
I wish to use this wonderful opportunity to wish all our NAIRALAND football fans a wonder year 2024.

Happy New year to you all. Wishing you and your wonderful families a prosperous new year. May God give us the strength and wisdom to live a better life this 2024
πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
Love from Amadi Chika Simon
Wish you all the best folks.

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Best wishes bro
TV/Movies / Re: β€˜A Tribe Called Judah’ Makes Nollywood History, Surpasses N1 Billion Mark by Oloniyan(m): 4:44pm On Jan 05
brainpulse:
Good one for Funke Akindele.
Great one for the Yoruba tribe. We are setting the paste in Africa.

Yes tomatoπŸ… paste grin

Haven't seen the movie though

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Sports / Re: Mane Build Mini-stadium In His Village In Bambali, Senegal (photos) by Oloniyan(m): 9:52am On Jan 05
The resemblance between him and the man behind him is so striking
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Asake And Blackbonz by Oloniyan(m): 4:39am On Dec 27, 2023
I will never be poor and broke in my life

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Oloniyan(m): 5:44pm On Dec 26, 2023
Burnley are pretty hard to score but i see scoreline of 1:2

YNWA
Politics / Re: Late Dokpesi’s Son William Strikes Gold by Oloniyan(m): 4:54pm On Dec 11, 2023
Lions begat lions
Education / Re: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by Oloniyan(m): 7:57pm On Dec 07, 2023
ecolime:
I didn't

The one I did was attending all the campus fellowship freshers day in 100L.

And their sendforth in final year.

My school campus fellowships pass 50 (Not exaggerating).. No one wey me and my fellow FFO no go. RCF, Daystar, BSF, Catholic, CAC, Celestial, etc.. grin

We even get food squad sef.. 8 of us 🀣

Nothing like shame those days. Student life cheesy

You sounds like Lawrence!!!

And we were 8
Celebrities / Re: Phyno, Jude Okoye & Others Surprise Rude Boy & Psquare On Their Birthday by Oloniyan(m): 12:05pm On Nov 20, 2023
Legends
Food / Re: What Is This Called In Your Language? by Oloniyan(m): 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2023
basty:
Only known to your tribe (Igbo)

I am a Yoruba man from Ekiti, pounded yam with Egusi/Isapa soup and Okete meat.


I am also from Ekiti State. Yes we do eat it in Ekiti and it is call Kanyin

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerians Have Bought The American Market - Ghanaian Music Executive (video) by Oloniyan(m): 11:08am On Nov 18, 2023
This low budget executive is looking for cheap attention.

Try and buy yours if it is that simple.

I hate when people fail to recognize hard work. How many Ghana musician can boast the work rate of wizzy, davido or asake?

Na ment be thisgrin

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