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@ice, gud idea

Jesus i thank U ooo, U do wel i praise U ooo, U don make my life better, i go dey praise U 4eva o, U be BABAAAAA!

@MMM alwaz high but not alwaz red/blood-eyed.

@ronke, name ur price

@mynd, na you sabi afteral u av nothing 2offer. LWKMJ

@dazzle, tanx i wl msg d person. Hope d charge wont piss me off.

@M M M tanx, i wil be high dat day bt not out of sense.

My sister's introduction shal hold next month & i am mandated to plan d event which I dont have an idea of.

Can someone pls help list the activities of an introduction ceremony. All comments to senexyj03@yahoo.com

Pls, i need someone to write an introduction menu for me (list of activities). 2b 4warded to senexyj03@yahoo.com

Thank u Lord for your protection & provision.

Ife, Tanx 4dat

Tanx ifeleke, o ti min ko mi le de aba mi.

Okun kete ile. Ao can i tel my lady in Ado that 'i love u' in her dialect.

Se alaafia ni gbogbo ile wa?

@charlisco, d kind of house/bed detamines ur dream. If u r wealthy, u wl av a coloured dream but if u are so poor dat u soaked gari n d nite, defnitly, u wl av b & w dream.

Are u asking me?

Consult a surgeon to change his intestine from ruminant to human intestine. Lol

@nosa, wetin police wan offer u dan say make u pass. But babe fit kiss u thank u.

Girls charge & give u kokolet in return, u can even bang 4free if u r smart. but naija police wil giv accidental discharge if u prove 2b smart.

Wen dey are tired of missionary style & hence go for a beta offer.

@MMM wen d word moderator is use as moderate.

180 can explain beta & not nairaland! Lol!

Not to embarass her, i wil kiss her & wash my mouth wit jik+toothpaste. Afteral, love dey say is blind.

Christianity brought education, love, enlightened us from ignorance & numerous goodies of life. What is d impact of islam? Violence, innocent bloodshed (corpers), terrorism and its likes. D room is free for islamists to mention their religion's contribution to dis nation let alone d world.

Beta cal it 'nkan obe'

My small sis did hers without a pencil & calculator in ibadan. It is so bad for UTME board

Sure?

Shit

Anyone can publicly humiliate christ, but if one does so wt muhammed's name, d whole community wl xperience bloodshed. One of d 10 comandment is dat xtians shouldnt kill.

Logical questions requires reasoning. Wit the way things are, -burning churches, one can easily deduce that 85% of islam followers are rebels.

@calle, If its not d solution such a woman wont be there. Those of u who go to beaches shd beware b4 u carry another persons problem go house.