tiki-taka

God knows the number of untimely death as a result of the NMA's strike.

Sheenor: i read it too.........i hope they do something about it . HND cannot forever remain second to degree.....they have to be equal....yeah!.....they most be equal.

Thumps-up

Logical thinking

Goodluck, your likes will surely patronise you

Can the payment be spread over the next 12 months (2014)

Sawmill Cashier,
After school tutorial for Primary school pupils, etc.

Tell me when Xmas promo starts, it seems i like the car.

Its sweeter raw than cooked, i like to eat it raw especially when traveling.

Dogmatism and Fanaticism may attract demons because they feel you are disturbing them with your prayers....
I wake up in the morning, say my morning prayers and go on my own.

Dear Sir/Ma,
Termination of your Slavery appointment
I hereby write to terminate my appointment as a slave under your cruel orders. I want to be a boss.
Thank you.

Delta makes my day[color=#006600][/color][quote author=deols]

What a nice advise, i think its high time i look for a good toilet soap.

The FGN should see this as a call to renovate or construct another Niger Bridge, since it is the only way connecting the West with the East.

Because our roads are fairly constructed, that's why we prefer used cars.
Only thieves knows the footpaths of fellow thieves.

No qualms, my Dad has a tipper (truck)

It takes me only 70naira to recover an heartbreak. 50naira for superglue and 20naira for paracetamol.
lo ba tan

pls help, someone entered a wrong password on my Dell laptop (ultimate window 7)and for more dan 24hours, i have been unable to login wt the right password. what shall i do?

Take it outside... - basket!!!!!!!!!!

Report her on the platform of anonymity to your superior. It might be her first time in an office.

Dia is no element of truth in dis story. ao wld a 14ft snake occupy a hole in the living room when it wasn't its home b4?

Shameful act.

I am in school to learn and gain confidence.
There is no harm in inability to answer questions as long as i don't fail exams.

Afam4eva:

I am proud of my state.

good one for pretty faces.

I am sure we youths will wake up from our slumber and collectively fight for the future we want.

sexymoma: DOES IT LEADS TO HEAVEN.

I don't know, wait, let me consult Wikipedia....

happy birthday to you

Ere ki laja n bekun se?

Smiling or crying?

Shame, i only use my MTN pulse for browsing, what the Bleep are they useful for?

sanniemoe: Shey na computer mark am?

No ooo Na Ghost mark am

If you stop her from wearing trouser, you cant stop her admirers from her. Be wise!