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yes i have been using it too 3 gbosaa 4 VMOBIEL

jummiee:
24 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE CYBERCAFE

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .

6. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

8. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. .

9. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

10. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

11. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

12. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.


16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

go do am 4 lag u go no say mad man get grade as[b] goodguy[/b] if na lie

Why are u asking ?

Is it timmy ?

i will say good job and reply back twice

wwyd if if u see your mummy having sex with another man and your dad is still alive,they are still married couple and u dad is still a complete man

i wish i can buy a flat in UK

i will keep on praying

wwyd if u are banned on this forum NL

MTN that is another western union money transfer jare i love the ideal MTN carry go

see what ?

i remember the day i told fabian some --------------------------------

Fablove

nephew

I will say yes

wwyd if i say i love u and i want u to be the mother of my children in future

i wish it will come to past "when i take u to your church Alta"

Rev father

I wish u are the lucky lady am going to marry

single

i wish u can send one ice cream to me too "offline "

marriage

I wish i can be ONLINE for 6 hours today

ENEMIES

i will say how are you today

wwyd if i say will u be @ my wedding on saturday

I wish i can be ONLINE for 6 hours today

wwyd if i told u that am getting married this saturday

aliyya

You are wellcome to NIGERIAN'S LARGEST ONLINE COMMUNITY "[color=Black]NAIRALAND[/color]"  i hope u are here to stay with us

do u think we are secondary  school student ?

I remember when i am still working in lagos i use to wake up by 5am and come back home 9-10pm life is like hell fire then