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Politics / Re: NFVCB Bans Film On Nigerian Poverty And Corruption by oluwizard(m): 3:09am On Apr 14, 2013
BRB
Celebrities / Re: Highest Paid Nigerian Actresses & Their Fees Per Movie by oluwizard(m): 6:28am On Apr 10, 2013
Godogwu:

Not to burst your bubble but Nigeria has a population of over 160m, even if 1.6 million people (thats 1%) buy the movie at N100, that's already N160m not to talk of premiere ticket sales among others. Aside that most of these actresses do over 3 movies a month ( you can tell). I actually think the pay is too little for an industry like ours with so much potential.
.80% of that 1.6m People that watch new films, rent from video clubs or buy fake DVD (8in1 DVD) others that is not in that 1.6m just enjoy what their pay TV show.
Celebrities / Re: Highest Paid Nigerian Actresses & Their Fees Per Movie by oluwizard(m): 5:30am On Apr 10, 2013
thelastPope: Please stop telling lies. These guys dont earn this much. Not even close. A typical alaba home video costs between 3 to 4 million to produce. How can they pay an actor 2 million out of 4 million?

These actors earn between 50k to 400k. 400k is for big actors like Jim Iyke and Genevieve. Most of the others earn around 250k. The only time these guys earn big is if they are involved in movies with sponsors and those movies are few. Please stop peddling lies. These guys are not rich. They are mostly average guys who pretend by driving other peoples cars and spending all their money on clothes. It is all fake. Just a few of them have been able to use their celebrity status to make money either from government of other deals.

Dont get me wrong. It will be nice if they do make good money. I am not against them making good money, though am not their fan, but it is wrong when they spread these fake lies about themselves.
. Ʊ just said I̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊ all, ℓ̊ have a brother I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ industry ℓ̊ know many of †ђξ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ called star even up τ̅o †ђξ ANTP state governor I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Lagos here. Abeg all Ω̴̩̩̩̥α format ɑ̤̥̈̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ packaging. Even some of Dem И̲̮̣̥̅̊Ơ͡ fit buy fuel τ̅o †ђξ car wey marketers give Dem after he/she (Marketers) don sell their own film.
Politics / Re: Crisis In Lagos PDP As George Presents Agbaje To Jonathan by oluwizard(m): 9:52am On Feb 26, 2013
peleson: Jimmy agbaje is not a bad candidate! He did better than fashola during 2007 governorship debate
Ǧ☺☺ϑ ℓ̊ W̶̲̥̅̊iℓℓ vote FO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я him №† PDP Oº°˚˚˚°º
Car Talk / Re: Aisha Umar - Female Taxi-driver In Abuja by oluwizard(m): 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2013
alpha conde: Most women will say what a man can do a woman can do. Some don't even know the inspiration in that. Anyway am still searching for female barbers and electricians and bricklayers
add ♍ƺ on bbm pin:294EB2DD. ℓ̊ W̶̲̥̅̊iℓℓ send U̶̲̥̅̊ a pix of a female painter working on scarfolding [3 storey building] ɑ̤̥̈̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ a female electrician on ladder working on 11kva rural electrification project.
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Is Dead! by oluwizard(m): 11:07am On Feb 15, 2013
Goldie is Alive & not Dead-Manager,Says Rumour is Mischievous & from Enemies http:///sqSfJpgf RUMOR
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by oluwizard(m): 6:12pm On Feb 10, 2013
Paschal007: When is d'banj performing? undecided
d' banj I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ performing now
Politics / By Law, Jonathan Is Serving His Final Term by oluwizard(m): 9:24pm On Jan 25, 2013
There is a lot of misconception, even among
lawyers, not to talk of laymen, regarding the
position of President Goodluck Jonathan’s
tenure vis-à-vis the 2015 election. While many
people are putting pressure on the president to
go ahead and contest the next presidential
election, others are urging him to renounce his
intention to contest, in the interest of peace
and stability of the country and to concentrate
on providing good governance.
A new dimension was, however, added to the
issue when on New Year’s Eve 2013, the
president’s supporters decided not only to fly a
kite by flooding Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city,
with Jonathan’s 2015 presidential election
campaign posters, but went a step further to
ensure that some of the posters bore the
inscription “No Vacancy”. This may indicate that
the president is still toying with the idea of
contesting the 2015 presidential election.
From all indications, all those calling on
Jonathan to contest the 2015 presidential
election, and others who are trying to dissuade
him from pursuing his ambition, appear to be
unaware that as per the provisions of 1999
Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
(as amended), the president is serving his
second and final term in office and, therefore,
ineligible to contest the 2015 presidential
election.
The latest judicial authority on the issue of
tenure of office of president and governors is
the Supreme Court’s decision in the unreported
case of Brigadier-General Mohammed Buba
Marwa Vs Admiral Murtala Nyako and others on
tenure elongation delivered on January 27,
2012. In the judgment, the Supreme Court,
while giving the proper interpretation of the
tenure of governor said inter alia:- “From the
language used in section 180 of the 1999
constitution, it is very clear that the
constitution intended that a governor of a state
shall have a tenure of four years from the date
he took Oaths of Allegiance and of Office and
nothing more, though he may spend less where
he dies, resigns or is even impeached. In all, a
governor has a maximum tenure of eight (cool
years under the 1999 constitution”. Section 180
is similar to Section 135 dealing with the
tenure of the president and, therefore, the
interpretation applies to the president as well.
Justice Walter Samuel Nkanu Onnoghen, who
delivered the lead judgment, went further to
state as follows:- “I have also found and held
that from the totality of the relevant provisions
of the constitution including Section 180(1) &
(3) and Section 182 (1) (b), a person first
elected as governor of a State shall vacate his
office at the expiration of a period of four years
commencing from the date he took the Oath of
Allegiance and of Office though he could be re-
elected for another term of four years giving
him a maximum two tenures of eight years.
It is very clear from the relevant provisions that
no person elected under the 1999 constitution
can remain in that office for a day longer than
as provided, otherwise, the intention of the
framers of the constitution would be defeated”.
From the foregoing, it is clear that to allow the
president to contest the presidential election
in 2015 and be sworn-in for the third time will
not only be against the spirit of the
constitution, but will certainly be a direct
violation thereof because it will mean that he
will spend a total of nine years instead of eight
years allowed by law since by 2015, he would
have been in office for five years.
To add another four years is to exceed the
maximum limit permitted by the constitution.
Those calling on President Jonathan to contest
the 2015 election argue that he was not the
one who was “first elected”, but late President
Umaru Musa Yar’adua, forgetting that it was a
joint ticket which is why the Oaths of Allegiance
and that of Office is first administered on the
Vice president or Deputy Governor before
administering same on the President or
Governor to avoid creating a vacuum in the
event of any eventuality.
That is also why when President Umaru Musa
Yar’adua died on May 5, 2010, he became the
natural successor and was automatically
sworn-in the following day without resorting to
the novel idea of invoking the “doctrine of
necessity” by the National Assembly to even
make him Acting President when the Federal
Executive Council refused to rise up to the
occasion and declare the President
incapacitated to pave the way for the current
president who was then his Vice to assume the
position of substantive president. Former
Governor Boni Haruna of Adamawa State is a
case in point. He was sworn-in and served the
term of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar
who was the person first elected as governor of
Adamawa State after the latter was nominated
as Vice Presidential candidate by former
President Olusegun Obasanjo and eventually
elected as Vice President.
Boni Haruna was sworn-in
as substantive governor
because it was a joint ticket. The issue was a
subject of litigation which ended at the
Supreme Court and was decided in favour of
Boni Haruna. The decision in Boni Haruna’s case
is consistent with the provision of Section 187
of the constitution which is similar to section
142 dealing with the establishment of the office
of the Vice President which stipulates as
follows: – “…a candidate for the office of
Governor of a state shall not be deemed to
have been validly nominated for such office
unless he nominates another candidate as his
associate for his running for the office of
Governor, who is to occupy the office of Deputy
Governor; and that candidate shall be deemed
to have been duly elected to the office of
Deputy Governor if the candidate who
nominated him is duly elected as Governor…”
This scenario also applies in the case of
President Jonathan, who was sworn-in as the
substantive President (not acting) for one year
twenty-two days in their first term in office after
the demise of President Yar’Adua. He formed his
own cabinet and ran his own government, and
not Ya’Adua’s government, thereby completing
their joint mandate first, as Vice President and
then, he finished as President with Mohammed
Namadi Sambo as his Vice President. It was at
this point that the umbilical cord which joined
Jonathan and Yar’Adua was cut, thereby
separating the administration of the former
from that of the latter.
It, therefore, means that it does not matter how
many months or years a President or Governor
spent in completing a term of office or how
much time he lost in his fixed term of four years
provided that the period he served is within the
four-year term certain as specified by the
constitution. This is because the Supreme
Court with a note of finality said: – “It is settled
law that the time fixed by the constitution for
the doing of anything cannot be extended. It is
immutable, fixed like the rock of Gibraltar.
It cannot be extended, elongated, expanded or
stretched beyond what it states”. If the
pronouncements of the Supreme Court are any
guide, it is clear that President Jonathan is in
his second and final term as President of
Nigeria and is, therefore, not eligible to contest
the presidential election in 2015.
Therefore, any eligible Nigerian who aspires to
be the next tenant in Aso Rock Villa effective
from 29th May, 2015 particularly members of
the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
should disregard the no vacancy notice and,
accordingly, proceed to seek the nomination of
their respective parties to contest the 2015
presidential election.
Having done that, they should feel free to
approach the landlords and the landladies i.e.
the electorate for the approval to occupy the
State House for a renewable period of four
years. In fact, it was on the 29th May, 2011,
when President Jonathan was sworn-in as the
President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for
the second and final term, that he was
effectively put on notice on the duration of his
tenancy in Aso Rock Villa which will expire on
28th May, 2015 without an option of renewal
because it is a definite tenancy in accordance
with the provisions of the constitution which, in
this case, constitute the terms and conditions
of the Tenancy Agreement he entered into with
Nigerians which he swore to uphold.
In case the president and his supporters don’t
know, they should be made to understand that
there is a world of difference between
jettisoning of a party’s zoning arrangement and
flagrant violation of a country’s constitution.
Mu’azu writes from Jimeta – Yola. source~ www.dailypost.com.ng

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Health / Re: Do You Know Your HIV Status? by oluwizard(m): 5:52am On Jan 15, 2013
grin
Rooneyboy: I have done this test on so many occasions, the last being match last year, no matter how pure or decent u've lived ur life once u are waiting for the result u could die of high BP b4 the result comes out.

ADVICE : if u are not strong hearted don't try it.

U WILL DIE.
0 before †ђξ result come grin
Rooneyboy: I have done this test on so many occasions, the last being match last year, no matter how pure or decent u've lived ur life once u are waiting for the result u could die of high BP b4 the result comes out.

ADVICE : if u are not strong hearted don't try it.

U WILL DIE.
0 before †ђξ result come
Politics / Okada Riders Dare Fashola: You Can Not Ban Us by oluwizard(m): 7:39pm On Oct 24, 2012
With the clampdown by the Lagos State
government biting hard on his members, Lagos
State Chairman of Motorcycle Owners Association
of Lagos State, MOALS, Mr. Tijani Pekis has
challenged Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola to
provide jobs for thousands of commercial
motorcyclists (Okada riders) whose motorcycles
have been seized by security agencies in the
state.
In an interview with P.M.NEWS on the massive
clampdown on his members by the government,
Pekis declared that government cannot totally
ban commercial motorcyclists in the state
because of the prevailing unemployment in the
country.
If Governor Fashola is actually serious about
checking the menace of Okada riders in the state,
let him provide them all with jobs. This is the only
way to check the excesses of the few ones
spoiling our business, Pekis declared.
The MOALS chairman declared that the ongoing
onslaught against his members will not achieve
the desired objective. It will be counter
productive, he added quickly.
Governor Fashola should note that our members
include graduates who took to Okada business to
survive when they could not find a job. How do
you want able-bodied men with wives and
children to survive the current harsh economic
conditions when you are restricting riders on
virtually all Lagos roads?
Fashola has by his recent action provided
opportunity again to unscrupulous policemen and
LASTMA officials to extort money from our
members. That is what is happening now, he
stated.
The MOALS chairman said he was not against the
government enforcing traffic laws of the state but
that the manner officials were going about it calls
for concern. They are too highhanded. You seize
our machines and ask us to come and pay double
the amount we used in buying it. How much are
we making from the business to warrant this
massive clampdown? he asked.
He appealed to the governor to release all the
motorcycles seized and warn culprits to desist
from flouting the traffic laws of the state. This is
the way to do things in a democracy, he added.
Okada riders who spoke with P.M.NEWS on the
clampdown accused corrupt policemen of
stretching the law too far by arresting riders
indiscriminately in order to collect money from
them.
An Okada rider who identified himself as Sule
Lamidi said the rate at which policemen and
other officials of the state government were
arresting Okada riders and impounding their
machines was alarming. Even if you did not
commit any traffic offence, they will arrest you
and collect money from you. If you argue with
them, they will impound your machine and when
it gets to Alausa, that is the end. You cant
retrieve it again, he stated.
Another rider who gave his name as Chukwuma
Edebiri said the current onslaught against riders
will soon die down. That is how they usually start.
After sometime they will get tired and leave us to
operate. These people are unfair to us; they want
to kill us by starving us, he said.
Investigations revealed that the renewed
onslaught against Okada riders trampling on the
state traffic laws which started on Monday has led
to the arrest of hundreds of Okada riders while
their motorcycles were impounded and dumped
at the Alausa office of the task force on
environmental sanitation.
A visit to the office showed a heap of motorcycles
dumped in the complex.
Our correspondents who moved round the state
to observe the compliance rate of Okada riders to
the directive of the state government on the
operations of Okada riders reported that majority
of them, to a large extent, have started
complying with the traffic rules but there are still
some disobeying the law.
Aspects of the traffic regulations most disobeyed
by the riders included those banning them from
the highways and not carrying more than one
passengers. The riders were on the highways with
more than one passenger and some are not even
wearing their protective helmets. Web link- http://ngmix.net/lib/vendor/web/articles/2/5169.html[b]With the clampdown by the Lagos State
government biting hard on his members, Lagos
State Chairman of Motorcycle Owners Association
of Lagos State, MOALS, Mr. Tijani Pekis has
challenged Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola to
provide jobs for thousands of commercial
motorcyclists (Okada riders) whose motorcycles
have been seized by security agencies in the
state.
In an interview with P.M.NEWS on the massive
clampdown on his members by the government,
Pekis declared that government cannot totally
ban commercial motorcyclists in the state
because of the prevailing unemployment in the
country.
If Governor Fashola is actually serious about
checking the menace of Okada riders in the state,
let him provide them all with jobs. This is the only
way to check the excesses of the few ones
spoiling our business, Pekis declared.
The MOALS chairman declared that the ongoing
onslaught against his members will not achieve
the desired objective. It will be counter
productive, he added quickly.
Governor Fashola should note that our members
include graduates who took to Okada business to
survive when they could not find a job. How do
you want able-bodied men with wives and
children to survive the current harsh economic
conditions when you are restricting riders on
virtually all Lagos roads?
Fashola has by his recent action provided
opportunity again to unscrupulous policemen and
LASTMA officials to extort money from our
members. That is what is happening now, he
stated.
The MOALS chairman said he was not against the
government enforcing traffic laws of the state but
that the manner officials were going about it calls
for concern. They are too highhanded. You seize
our machines and ask us to come and pay double
the amount we used in buying it. How much are
we making from the business to warrant this
massive clampdown? he asked.
He appealed to the governor to release all the
motorcycles seized and warn culprits to desist
from flouting the traffic laws of the state. This is
the way to do things in a democracy, he added.
Okada riders who spoke with P.M.NEWS on the
clampdown accused corrupt policemen of
stretching the law too far by arresting riders
indiscriminately in order to collect money from
them.
An Okada rider who identified himself as Sule
Lamidi said the rate at which policemen and
other officials of the state government were
arresting Okada riders and impounding their
machines was alarming. Even if you did not
commit any traffic offence, they will arrest you
and collect money from you. If you argue with
them, they will impound your machine and when
it gets to Alausa, that is the end. You cant
retrieve it again, he stated.
Another rider who gave his name as Chukwuma
Edebiri said the current onslaught against riders
will soon die down. That is how they usually start.
After sometime they will get tired and leave us to
operate. These people are unfair to us; they want
to kill us by starving us, he said.
Investigations revealed that the renewed
onslaught against Okada riders trampling on the
state traffic laws which started on Monday has led
to the arrest of hundreds of Okada riders while
their motorcycles were impounded and dumped
at the Alausa office of the task force on
environmental sanitation.
A visit to the office showed a heap of motorcycles
dumped in the complex.
Our correspondents who moved round the state
to observe the compliance rate of Okada riders to
the directive of the state government on the
operations of Okada riders reported that majority
of them, to a large extent, have started
complying with the traffic rules but there are still
some disobeying the law.
Aspects of the traffic regulations most disobeyed
by the riders included those banning them from
the highways and not carrying more than one
passengers. The riders were on the highways with
more than one passenger and some are not even
wearing their protective helmets. Web link- http://ngmix.net/lib/vendor/web/articles/2/5169.html[/b]With the clampdown by the Lagos State
government biting hard on his members, Lagos
State Chairman of Motorcycle Owners Association
of Lagos State, MOALS, Mr. Tijani Pekis has
challenged Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola to
provide jobs for thousands of commercial
motorcyclists (Okada riders) whose motorcycles
have been seized by security agencies in the
state.
In an interview with P.M.NEWS on the massive
clampdown on his members by the government,
Pekis declared that government cannot totally
ban commercial motorcyclists in the state
because of the prevailing unemployment in the
country.
If Governor Fashola is actually serious about
checking the menace of Okada riders in the state,
let him provide them all with jobs. This is the only
way to check the excesses of the few ones
spoiling our business, Pekis declared.
The MOALS chairman declared that the ongoing
onslaught against his members will not achieve
the desired objective. It will be counter
productive, he added quickly.
Governor Fashola should note that our members
include graduates who took to Okada business to
survive when they could not find a job. How do
you want able-bodied men with wives and
children to survive the current harsh economic
conditions when you are restricting riders on
virtually all Lagos roads?
Fashola has by his recent action provided
opportunity again to unscrupulous policemen and
LASTMA officials to extort money from our
members. That is what is happening now, he
stated.
The MOALS chairman said he was not against the
government enforcing traffic laws of the state but
that the manner officials were going about it calls
for concern. They are too highhanded. You seize
our machines and ask us to come and pay double
the amount we used in buying it. How much are
we making from the business to warrant this
massive clampdown? he asked.
He appealed to the governor to release all the
motorcycles seized and warn culprits to desist
from flouting the traffic laws of the state. This is
the way to do things in a democracy, he added.
Okada riders who spoke with P.M.NEWS on the
clampdown accused corrupt policemen of
stretching the law too far by arresting riders
indiscriminately in order to collect money from
them.
An Okada rider who identified himself as Sule
Lamidi said the rate at which policemen and
other officials of the state government were
arresting Okada riders and impounding their
machines was alarming. Even if you did not
commit any traffic offence, they will arrest you
and collect money from you. If you argue with
them, they will impound your machine and when
it gets to Alausa, that is the end. You cant
retrieve it again, he stated.
Another rider who gave his name as Chukwuma
Edebiri said the current onslaught against riders
will soon die down. That is how they usually start.
After sometime they will get tired and leave us to
operate. These people are unfair to us; they want
to kill us by starving us, he said.
Investigations revealed that the renewed
onslaught against Okada riders trampling on the
state traffic laws which started on Monday has led
to the arrest of hundreds of Okada riders while
their motorcycles were impounded and dumped
at the Alausa office of the task force on
environmental sanitation.
A visit to the office showed a heap of motorcycles
dumped in the complex.
Our correspondents who moved round the state
to observe the compliance rate of Okada riders to
the directive of the state government on the
operations of Okada riders reported that majority
of them, to a large extent, have started
complying with the traffic rules but there are still
some disobeying the law.
Aspects of the traffic regulations most disobeyed
by the riders included those banning them from
the highways and not carrying more than one
passengers. The riders were on the highways with
more than one passenger and some are not even
wearing their protective helmets. Web link- http://ngmix.net/lib/vendor/web/articles/2/5169.html
Politics / Re: Policeman Kill Okada Rider In Lagos by oluwizard(m): 12:34am On Oct 24, 2012
Am sorry for the poor guy RIP. Okada rider vs lagos gov na season film oooo that law can work in other states but not in lagos. Time will tell sha.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Has The Ban On Okadas In Lagos Affected You? by oluwizard(m): 12:02am On Oct 24, 2012
I got a new bike 100cc this year july and I collect all the needed document for my private bike. The law is good but how many people can afford highway queen of 200cc engine capacity? Am self employed (contractor) and I have to inspect what my workers is doing in 2 or more sites every working days. BRF go kill many people ooo. I don't have any choice than to sell my small car that is not useful to me on working days and use the money to buy dirty bike of 250Cc engine capacity.
TV/Movies / Re: Chidi Mokeme Back As Gulder Ultimate Search Host by oluwizard(m): 12:10pm On Oct 09, 2012
Chidi U̶̲̥̅̊ are the best. I
Politics / Re: NURTW Ban: Fashola Is Joking by oluwizard(m): 1:01am On Aug 05, 2012
season film cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Aro Meta For Nigeria. . . . . .YORUBA And Others! by oluwizard(m): 6:52am On Jun 14, 2012
Keep going U̶̲̥̅̊ will be there soon
Politics / Re: Save Nigeria Group/pastor Tunde Bakare To Plan Another “occupy Nigeria" Protest by oluwizard(m): 4:48pm On Apr 22, 2012
A̶̲̅♏ member of this forum since march 2005 Ãήϑ the reason why I stop posting  nairaland is that some member can't comment without abusing each other Ãήϑ what D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ don't know is that if U̶̲̥̅̊ are looking or searching ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ anything I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ *NG* all search engine will list nairaland I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ their result. please let stop all this abusing on NL
Back Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ the topic. Let occupynigeria. A̶̲̅♏ I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ .

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Romance / Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by oluwizard(m): 4:23pm On Apr 19, 2012
This is very interesting single forum grin
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Okada Riders On Strike,Inorder To Attend Court Over Ikeja Business Distric by oluwizard(m): 8:42pm On Apr 02, 2012
texazzpete: All these Lagos motorists calling for the ban on Okada are simply hilarious in their foolishness.

By the time the Okadas are replaced by tens of thousands of Kekes and 20 year old scrap cars on the already over-congested Lagos roads, you people will realise the error of your ways.

The sensible thing is to wait until developments in light rail and water based transportation systems reach an appreciable level before curtailing or banning Okadas. Anything else is sheer lunacy.
♍γ̲̣̣̥ brother U̶̲̥̅̊ gε̲̣̣̣̥†̥ the point
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Okada Riders On Strike,Inorder To Attend Court Over Ikeja Business Distric by oluwizard(m): 12:40pm On Apr 02, 2012
We can't do without okada I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ lagos fashola is playing Ωĭtђ FIRE
Jokes Etc / Husband & Mother In-law by oluwizard(m): 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2012
A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to d bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he goes straight to d kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife der looking for something in d frigde. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to d kitchen wen they've just finished making love. his wife says 'haaa!!! That was my mother in d bedroom?, she was so tired when she arrived' I let her sleep in our room. Alarmed, she runs to her mother and asks her y she didnt say something when her husband was making love to her. Mother replies and said: 'you know ur husband and I are not in talking terms. So i didn't want to be d one to talk to him first!
Family / Re: I Call My Mother Mummy, What Do You Call Yours? by oluwizard(m): 12:32am On Mar 20, 2012
kasconi: I call my mother "sister"...why? because i grew up hearing her younger ones calling her sister grin
. That is what I call her (sister) till late 2009. But I call her grandma now because of her grand_chlidren .
Family / Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by oluwizard(m): 1:58am On Nov 28, 2011
U̶̲̥̅̊  people have done  a̶̲̥̅ wonderful job here may God blessed everyone that have contribute to this cause one way or †ђε other. Account details pls.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Come About Nl? by oluwizard(m): 5:28pm On Nov 23, 2011
i̶̲̥̅ was among †ђε 1st 30 people 2 join NL from lettalkgsm    to mobilenigeria then NL. that was 2002/03 i̶̲̥̅. stop posting on this forum because of some members that don't have talking απδ  writing manner in  a̶̲̥̅ public forum (NAIRALAND). But am always around reading other people post. Because i̶̲̥̅ have gain a lot in Technology & satalite TV. Section.
Phones / Re: Beware Of Etisalat 10mb Daily Plan by oluwizard(m): 11:00pm On Jul 24, 2011
After getting their data Sim their data speed very slow. pls can someone tell me the best network when it's come to data

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Unlock Your Usb Modem For Free :just To Help Nigerians by oluwizard(m): 11:46pm On Mar 29, 2011
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Phones / Re: Problem With Earphones by oluwizard(m): 8:14pm On Jul 27, 2008

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