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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kastina Issue, Pls Nairalanders Advice Me by omo2: 1:08am On May 14, 2011 |
go for it. i served in katsina and can tell u that the violence doesnt spread there. they're either too conservative or the christian:muslim ratio is too low for them to bother any violence. any how. its kinda safe, just dont chase their chicks, or mis-waka. you should be alright. if ure posted to katsina town, try finding a place in kofar kaura layout or better still the GRA. thats about it, oh dont forget fadama hotel for football matches and beer. and maybe goma hotels for something else. good luck. p.s it's a dry town so try catch ur groove small-small |
Politics / Re: Is It Illegal To Carry A Laptop? I Was Arrested For Carrying One by omo2: 9:05am On Apr 08, 2010 |
Had a similar experience to the post: Last year my younger brother was carrying a laptop bag when two scruffy looking chaps accosted him and said he should open the bag up. me thinking that i was some festus keyamo asked them who they be and some i.d. they promptly showed me their battered police i.d's not to be out did i said they may search my bros' person but not his bag only unless they have a warrant. i further asked them if anything is missing in the vicinity or do they suspect him of a crime. of course they didnt answer. i then told my bro gimme the bag i'll hold it, as luck or ill-luck would have it a pick up carrying a squad of mopol showed up and said "my friend open the bag" which i sharply did to avoid being another statistic. when the the so called laptop bag was finally opened lo and behold it was my p.s 2 conveniently tucked away to avoid me looking unserious as i stabbed worked that day. when they realised their blunder the mopol said i should go. but being a red blooded youth i proceeded to say some things to the cops that im sure will annoy their parents, wahala i was now arrested for "insulting a police officer". i sha got out of it as i saw a friends dad who helped me out. i'm sure if i add im a lawyer you will definitely say i no try, but guy!!! me no say i try |
Sports / Re: I Wanted To Quit After Zambia Victory – Amodu by omo2: 10:56pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
This Amodu chap sef! has he no shame? he has been appointed like 3 times, sacked liked 3 times for this same s***t: bad results. yet he still has the nerve to defend himself. his rouse is see-though, he wan chop gofment money. i dunno a coach that cant coach or demand respect from his players shouldnt be there. Anybody that thinks Amodu will leave honourably should stop decieving themselves, until he's sacked for the 4th time(?) |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Answer Style To Learn: by omo2: 1:12am On Dec 25, 2009 |
it means ur a green horn and u should wait in line. it doesnt mean anything if ur credentials and ur personality are in ship shape. |
Celebrities / Re: Stunning- Africa Miss World 2009 by omo2: 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
miss nigeria looks kinda old in the face! what happened naw? funny isnt it? we just cant help using football age |
Career / I Need Help On 2nd Spring Mortgage Interview? by omo2: 11:20pm On May 23, 2009 |
like the thread says, u guys i need help, cos its coming up next week, please, |
Romance / Re: What Annoys Women And What Attracts Them by omo2: 12:38pm On Jan 12, 2009 |
Nice article, seems we have a David D'Angelo disciple in the building. you've talked about wussies, now diagnose the wuss cure. p.s. "never act like a gentleman, be a man". nuff said |
Crime / Re: Rapped By The Girls by omo2: 6:27pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
my friend, ur case sounds like a classic case of menege a'trois gone wrong. (rape ko, rappper ni). hope u enjoyed it. look on d bright side you'll have twins from two different women lol, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Romance / Re: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by omo2: 5:16pm On Dec 14, 2008 |
hmm, na wa o, virgin o, i've been going out with a virgin for 2yrs now who i'd love to marry, but how', i'm definately not ready for dat. you may ask how do i get by, being a full red blooded naija boi, well, i do wat every self respecting guy wld, CHEAT. i'm not proud of it, but i like her a lot. if i had a choice (on paper i do) i would never had started it cos its not easy. so as an answer, if i'm 100% sure i'm gonna marry before i get blue balls sure why not go out with a virgin. u cant go wrong there. plus u can be sure they wont have any pre-marital sex. after that is anyones guess. but my advise to any guy who's not ready to marry sing along with me, No dull ur self!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Nairaland / General / Re: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by omo2: 1:03pm On Dec 13, 2008 |
there's absolutely nothing wrong with ugly chicks, everyone can do with a little love, care and affection. however before most ugly gals can make an impact on we narcissistic men out there please, please be either rich or extremely smart. no offense |
Romance / Re: My Girl Strips For The World To See. by omo2: 6:15pm On Dec 06, 2008 |
After reading of ur pains, a song came to mind. it goes 'ïm in love with a stripper'. guy, theres always a silver lining out there. wow a pole dancer? think of all those freaky and buc'nasty thangs u and ur gal can now explore. i'v neva heard of a stripper that can't f**k. (damn, some guys have all the luck). well if i were u i'll either bone up and look on the bright side or give me her phone number, lol. |
Career / How Does One Get A Radio Presenters Job? by omo2: 9:22am On Dec 04, 2008 |
i just finished nysc and was wondering how on earth does one get a job as a presenter on a radio station, preferably the hip ones(cool fm, rhythm, or that new one 90.9) if anyone has an idea please let me know |
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