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I was expecting to see the regular Zenith, Gtbank and First bank in the first three positions

You cannot make friends with French and British people

illicit:
Talent

Reincarnation is very real

aariwa:
nothing good will even come out of Tinubu unless you intentionally want to be deceived and disappointed. I have followed the man for more than twenty years now from his governorship days and even met him in person. Everything about him is fraud. Nothing real or good will ever come out of him

It’s not possible you met him in person, you are lying.
Nobody meets Tinubu in person and goes back poor

CodeTemplarr:
There is one movie. Shot caller. It highlights that number one. The actor killed someone in his DUI and ended up with the big boy like murderers, rapist and drug movers inside jail. He became number one( the short caller ) las las.

Yeah nice movie

But in reality, DUI is no joke.
You don’t even need to cause any major accident, when someone is under the influence, the person should just pray to make it home and safe without police stopping them for any reason. If police mistakenly stops someone with alcohol in their system, na DUI record straight.
Even having an opened drink of alcohol beside you is enough to earn a DUI

These are the few ones I can remember, if you know more please write.

Because so many of our people dey enter this one chance. Many of our people don enter DUI wella.
Make una dey calculate well oo. Make una tell una brothers and sisters as dem dey relocate oo. Na small thing dey cause criminal record , you won’t want to ruin your investments

Children/ vulnerable people abuse plus sexual harassment:

It is better you make it to hell fire than enter this trap.
You won’t want to hit a child or vulnerable person in abroad because you won’t escape jail.

The sexual offense na him worse pass.
Hell fire will favor you better than enter the list of sexual offenders because that is the end of your journey on earth. People that enter list of sexual offenders will rather fake their deaths or relocate to a third world country to start a new life.

I won’t say much about the sexual offender, i am sure we have been reading stories of people caught chatting with under age.

Another one is creating or downloading child pornography..

Just like that chrisland video of underage, if you like download am, or be visiting child porn websites… if you are caught, you are done for life!

So if you are the type that like to chat small small girls or watch children porn or any of those dirty stuffs, better pray to your maker never to find your way to western world

Now there’s no ignorance in this oo, they won’t hear that one.
If you like talk say you don’t know she’s underage. Or talk say you met at the club and the club said 21+ and she used faked id to get in…. Do your due diligence before you start to use prick to find the nearest pussy

Animal abuse: if you are the type that sees a cat in naija and chase and kill it. Or assault dogs and other animals.
Or you see wildlife and think you have seen free foods.

Hehehe, jail and Naija airport is waiting to receive you with open arms.

It is better you don’t even get visa to relocate than for you to come here and abuse pets and wildlife because you won’t escape prison

Here are some of the stuffs you should know:

1. DUI: Driving under the influence.
This is not Naija where you drink and drive and get away with it… if you drink and you drive in abroad, and they catch you… your life is over! You don catch criminal record be that.
Trust me, so many people have fallen into this trap and you don’t even know and you will be wondering why they aren’t doing better jobs with all their education and skills.
You may drink and think you are under control, let’s assume you drink and police just stop you for simple checks… or maybe someone came and bruise your car, even though you may be innocent and the person that hit you is at fault, once there is any small accident like this, they will call police. And once police shows up and begin to investigate and they find alcohol in your system. It is over for you!


Another one is reckless driving… if you like they form James Bond for American roads, and you go far beyond the speed limit most especially in a place designated as school district…. And police begin follow you, you are cooked!

As many of you dey japa, abroad life can be sweet with the opportunities it presents to achieve what you may never have achieved back home.
As you made sacrifices to leave, probably studied hard in school and your loved ones are looking up to you to bring glory back home, just follow some simple rules so you don’t end up experiencing the harsh and burning side of western world.

One thing you want to avoid if having any criminal record on your background, it would affect everything you have ever hoped to achieve and may even be the end of you.

Make we dey tell ourselves, as you dey celebrate your visa and your new found opportunity to travel out, many people have broken simple rules and have ended in serious pains and regrets.

In Nigeria, to enter criminal record or go jail, you must have done something really really terrible. But in these western countries, simple things can spoil your criminal background check. Meaning your dreams of getting a citizenship or good jobs could be over. Yes! Your life could be over just by failing simple stuffs

As secrets and principles plenty for life, na only this three you don learn?

Alakoriomo:
True! That’s why no one in Nigeria can be successful without finding their way to the US first. The reason our grandparents didn’t make it in life is because they weren’t able to relocate to the US. As a black man, your chance of making it in life is zero if you don’t japa to America tbh. Eveb you urself u can never make it if you didn’t japa when u did. Dangote make it today because he in fact relocated to the US when he did same with all successful people in Nigeria

Your statistics are exaggerated, but truth be told, many of the rich kids and families today made their money from japa

Alakoriomo:
I’m saying the truth bro. You, for example, do you think you can afford to even eat today if your family in abroad don’t send u money? I mean you don’t even work, you stay home all day, all thanks to people abroad saving our live. We need to worship them tbh

Lmao

Alakoriomo:
I mean 97% of Nigerians in Nigeria today are able to eat and afford meals due to money sent from USA from family members. Failure to send money mean everyone goes hungry and die. Is that what you want?

Likewise, 90% of houses in Nigeria which we all live in for free without paying any rent are built by diasporas in the US.

Your statistics may be baseless and fictitious but you aren’t far from the truth

immortalcrown:
No champion forever.

US is here to reign for a very long time.

The best brains in the world are either in US or on their way to the US

jaxxy:
Forget color of skin or religion what has the blackman done for himself, his race, his people and humanity?

Just plain arrogance and ignorance on display.

Your ignorance is deep

Black queens!

Wake up

Until you wake and love the African in you…
The black goddess is in you!
You don’t have to bend to any further standard because you are a standard.

I blame slavery, colonization and erosion of identity caused by abrahimc religion

Foolish Arab worshippers and dirty slave catholic worshippers bowing down to white saints…
You imagine your angels and Jesus to be whites with blue eyes. Why won’t you be disrespected when you don’t respect yourself

The future of humanity is in danger, where this kind of people emerging from.
How come slowpokes are gaining relevance

meobizy:
12.

Ilamina, Wetin happen

The most genius name they could come up with is United States of Biafra

Lmao

USB

The world is sick

Deepspirituals:
Do you have Manners at all , You should at least try to be civil in your Utterances.

Later you will say they are Trolling you .

Why wouldn't you be trolled with this kind of insultive Comment .

If you must defend your Gbajue Jagaban won't u sometimes talk with Sense.

helinues:
Kanu made his wife a widow while still alive due to his ego

Happy to see Uchechi looking good

Pls no vex oo, where’s the insult in the comment

Abi no be this same comment?

MadamExcellency:
Igbos are not black in complexion. They're fair and even during the racist brown envelop Jim Crow segregation in US, some Igbos attended the same school as Whites because of their fair skin colour.

Products of mixed races
Looking like Europeans is not a coincidence, they were definitely products of rapist slave masters

Find his son and kill him too before he grows

dkidd:
If U never sabi insult other road users for Naija U never ready be that.

It is very obvious the op has never even gotten a drivers license.
You drive you no insult road user in naija?? Your level of patience must be over the roof

Suncity4:
I met a guy, we exchanged numbers and started talking, on our first date, just on the road to where we can have a lunch, guy was just so rude, he finds every little opportunity to insult any car or trycycle that drives anyhow or blocks his way.
He over reacts at everything, I will just laugh at some and some I will calm him down.
I overlooked the attitude that day thinking maybe he had a bad day, but on our 2nd meeting, he did same thing again.
The annoying part is that he didn't see anything wrong in doing that, he sees it as a normal thing.🤦No remorse.

Omo after that day I ex him sharperly, mek e no come reach my turn one day, e fit even turn to beating😂
I cannot come and die because I see man wey get big car😂

I pay attention to signs.

So they still use car to sway girls in this age.
Don’t be cheap please.

And by the way, whenever I’m driving on Nigerian roads, I insult almost everything . It’s just natural impulse and has nothing to do with pride. Driving in Nigeria most especially Lagos will frustrate you.

are we above Ghana and South Africa?

If yes, then we can drop 100 places as long as Ghana and South Africa drop 101 places

The kind jazz whey hold this macron no get levels

Fine young boy marry him mama age mate….
And naija girls talk say dem get kayamata, they should go and learn work from Macron’s mama wife

So na only oil we sabi export?

You must be high on the premium Indian hemp trying to tame a 20 years old girl with big ass…

Since the governors are against it, it means it’s good for the masses

French people are enemies of west Africa