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Muslims—- Mohammed split the moon into half, Mohammed rode a donkey to heaven. —— Christians find it ridiculous and laugh

Christians—— a fish swallowed a human being and vomitted him out three days later.
A snake was talking to a woman, the snake even had legs and was cursed to start crawling.
Elijah rode a chariot to heaven.
A world flood happened and all the animals in the world were placed on a boat.


But these two mad set of people called Christians and Muslims, mad slaves of Arabs and Jewish religion will laugh at their own version of myths that said odudua came down with a chain from heaven??

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the brain of black people. It is still a bit understandable when you see whites worshiping Jesus or Arabs worshiping Mohammed because they worship what looks like them, but what is most unforgivable is a black man following Mohammed and Jesus , and to add salt to injury, these are the same religion they use to conquer your land and loot your land dry. And it’s even worse when the whites that even brought this madness to you have long abandoned this shitt and yet black slaves in 21st century still believe all this super stories

WannaHowzit:
Heavy snow hit parts of South Africa on Friday and Saturday forcing major traffic delays and some border posts being closed. See thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/8219485/heavy-snowfall-forces-closure-some

But this didn't deter many residents from taking full advantage of the snow, some in rather unexpected ways.

Please stop disturbing us with your snowfall… it’s not an unusual phenomenon and no be today snow don dey fall abeg

The usual suspects! They dwell on fake news, same fake news they used to declare obi winner of Twitter president. So when the real results come in, they can claim it’s rigged

EreluRoz:
When you see me in the senate tomorrow, don't be surprised, it's because I've learned to connect to the root, history and the downtrodden.


Come and identify which Oba is this

Hahah, I don’t know !

Where’s the original picture, is that a meme of what?

Verydarkhearted:
bro I break bread with my whole street.. non of my family members are poor.. Infact with the m’s I have I’m even the poorest among my siblings .. I give my friends even without them asking I help people to learn handwork and start small scale businesses for people.. I’m blessed but since your too lazy to think outside the box then go do rituals fool$

Hmmm I see!
Omoh, share small bread for me make I chop na… I never chop abeg! Odogwu! King of money! Dollars spending
🤣

Verydarkhearted:
the rest should have sense.. is it not still people collecting money and voting APC in edo state . Nigerians will keep doing themselves so you better have sense and find your own way out of poverty.. some of your family members that are not useful to u.. use them and make money..

How many of your family memebers have you used for rituals…
Don’t worry just calm down, person go use you for rituals very soon. You think say na only you dey calculate rituals, you are definitely useless to somebody right now and that person is preparing you for sacrifice soon

discusant:
Onye oshi. Wether or not Nigeria divides?

Why are you not struggling for division of Nigeria so that you own Lagos and Ondo crude oyel, no Igbo will then dream of governing Lagos or Oyo State? Poorly educated people who don't understand what a country means. For there to be a country, every citizen can live anywhere in the country and must vote, or be voted for, in the area the citizen lives. If not, there is no country. You people deserve to go to better school to enable you qualify to share one country with the Igbo.

You people fight with two sides of the mouth, mouth with no action. Person for Twitter said Igbos should leave Lagos, all of you started wailing calling for his head. The truth is that you guys are not prepared and not ready to leave.
If you people get Biafra today, you won’t still leave, you will rather remain in Lagos and all parts of the country than go back to East

Verydarkhearted:
Lol… thank God I’m cashing out in dollars

So the rest should perish because you get small change for dollars? You are one of the problem. Very selfish

This is shocking to watch!

Henry2405:
4pm everyday,
no group chat,
you just had to be there.

Good old days

illicit:
That's wrong in all ramifications


Coming from a nurse too

They should both be fired

Use of laxatives is legal, and where did she put the laxative, in her own food meant for her. How is it her fault that someone ate her own food? The case go long small. If fired wrongfully, she can sue for wrongful termination

I don’t see apc or Lp winning this election, I give it to Pdp. The current situation in the country will make people vent anger on apc and vote them out

Chinjo2:
In case you don't why we say Edo is not Lagos, it is because Edo people are independent minded. Nobody desides the destiny of the Edo people. They know what is good for them and they go for it.
In Edo state, there is nothing like Baba Sope.
Everybody in Edo is independent minded.
Edo people are not zombies who will always queue up to lick the butt of one old druggie.
Oshiomhole has been trying for years to be the sole proprietor of Edo state and he has always been defeated.
So Edo is not Lagos and can never be Lagos.

Pls stop attaching Edo to Lagos, it seems you people want to famz Lagos at all cost just to gain popularity. The distance between Edo and Lagos is as wide as the Atlantic Ocean. Edo and Lagos no be mates. Go and compare Edo to plateau state or Bayelsa, those are your leagues

discusant:
Declare Oduduwa Republic, that is the only way Chinedu cannot become governor of Lagos State. The type of country you crave doesn't exist anywhere in the world.
Most primitive lot. You lot don't understand the meaning of country but you struggle for one Nigeria because of proceeds from crude oil and gas in Igbo land and rest of the southsouth.

Ondo alone generates more proceeds in oil and gas than the entire south east, do you know that the loudest noise comes from the emptiest?

And whether the country divides or not, no chinedu will ever become governor of Lagos state

Realtruth2023:
That one is a lie many people who supported Obi didn't pull out because of any tribal banters. Oga stop all these lies and face the truth. You have to take the same poison you dish out on others that is the key point of this. As for that woman she had dug her political grave in Ireland, because that will be used consistently against her.

You talk with so much emotions yet empty head.
Choose one sides, were there Yorubas that voted obi or not? Has the support reduced since after elections and your people who don’t have political intelligence began insulting every person with Yoruba name they see?
Your eyes go clear !

Beremx:
My post is for people like you Yoruba people that voted Tinubu and used tribalism to vote out GRV. Leave Yoruba Obidients out of this. You're trying to play smart with my comment by roping the two groups together.

No matter how many times you claim Yorubas used tribalism, we will remind you 10 times more that Yorubas voted against GRV because GRv is a tribal bigot against Yorubas that he’s trying to represent. Stop trying to twist the narrative, you are too cunning but we aren’t idiots.
And remind me who won Lagos again? Tinubu or Peter Obi, the Yorubas that voted Peter Obi are goats abi? Like I said, continue in your folly and come back in election to beg for their votes again. Nzo bu nzo bu !

This thread is for you.
https://www.nairaland.com/8167077/toyin-abraham-defeat-chinedu-gbadebo

Chinjo2:
Coming from the mouth of someone who hails from Iragbiji in Osun state. Swear that you are an Aboriginal of Lagos State.

No Yoruba is from Lagos state, all Igbos are aboriginal of Lagos state. Is that fine?

Edo is not Lagos and can never be Lagos.
Stop comparing a common Edo state to almighty Lagos, the difference is wide

Beremx:
Irish people sef dey Ronu. Very smart people. First to do no dey pain
You can't support a bad government back home and not face the wrath.

She should come home and contest or take a presidential appointment.


Askari Legendhero, come and read o!

You insult every person you see with Yoruba names, funny enough, many of the Yorubas voted your Peter Obi and carried his matter for head. And many Yorubas till present still making their stand and fighting on your side, but the numbers are reducing daily as they see your daily insults and many of them begin to ponder and wonder why the hatred.
This is not an assumption, I personally know many who supported your Peter Obi that have recently pulled out of your train because of this daily insults you dish out on every person you see with yoruba names. What I can tell you is that you should continue in your folly

Eriokanmi:
Your last paragraph says it all. They really need to call themselves to order. Recently, I read a story in which they were asking Nigerian ladies to stop coming to the home office in the UK to report their husband. It's really shameful.

Western ladies lack cultural values, agreed. You don't blame them cos it's the environment in which they grew up that caused it. But when you see an American lady who married a Nigerian say Nigeria is such a place to be and she loves our culture, you see her wearing our traditional dresses and says she doesn't want to go back, you'd be wondering if she's been charmed...far from it. What she's simply saying is...so there could ba a place where such a nice culture exists? Her body language will tell you she's grabbed something which has been missing in her natural self from birth

Let me shock you with something. There are a lot of American envoys and embassy staff, who had refused to go back after their term. Dem full abuja. Many of them have bought houses and naturalised codedly. They realy love to live here cos of our culture. I don't want to mention names to protect them. If you're relocating to Nigeria, they'd not hesitate to relocate with you, especially if they're visited once, before saying youre relocating back home..she'd even be the one to hurry you up. There's this lady called queen aneeva aneeva, who is one of king sunny ade's wives. She's American. She followed him to Nigeria once and went back to pack her things. She said she's found a new home. Now she has a wearable art gallery at lekki. I mentioned her because she's in showbiz. Same applies to their male counterparts.

On the contrary, a cultured Nigerian lady would get abroad and start misbehaving. The good husband once upon a time becomes bad to them. This has to change else, they'd be destroying their homes and future of their kids unknowingly.

I personally know some Americans that live in Nigeria and are living a quiet life and have refused to leave. Not just Americans but Europeans, and you are right, they ar many in Abuja. Some of them have married Nigerians and have made Abuja a permanent abode. They earn in foreign exchange, hence they can live at a very low cost of living and enjoy luxury.
To your last paragraph, if they like they should change, that’s their own problem. It’s left for every man to shine their eyes and filter out damaged ladies from their lives

Eriokanmi:
True. I know a number of them. You can never know the real character of your wife until after she relocates with you overseas. Many of them copy the western ladies who don't even have a culture, those who have children like dogs for several men. They always don't enjoy a happy home.

No single mum I met ever told me they're living happily as single mums. There's one of them, whose children always say they miss their dad and they'd like to see him. She always got angry hearing this. One day she agreed to take them to a meeting point with her ex. On getting to that place, she kept a distance and asked the children to go see their dad briefly and come back. She actually timed the meeting. When the time was almost up, she faced the wall and started crying uncontrollably cos of the bond between the children and their dad. They were gisting, cracking jokes and laughing aloud. Instead of 2 hours, these children spent 5 good hours with their dad. They didn't feel like leaving.

I told her to reconcile and seek a reunion but she's still doing shakara. She's a very successful nurse in a major hospital on 3rd avenue in NY. I won't mention the hospital. Whoever knows that place would know the hospital I'm talking about, built with red bricks with many floors. The man had moved on. As an aeronautical engineer, he's not doing badly too at Boeing. He got that job 1 year after the woman chased him out and took custody of the children. Amazingly, he's still single. I guess he's taking his time cos of the horrible experience

A whole lot of guys are learning from experiences of older guys that have suffered miserably in the hands of women, it’s so sad that even marrying a Nigerian girl who is supposedly meant to be better is even worse.
Those girls will look so harmless and all sweet before marriage, once they get married and get the kids, they become tigers…
That’s why whenever I notice the slightest sign of feminism in a girl, I dust my shoes and run for my life. It’s so surprising that a girl that’s meant to be Nigerian brought-up gets to the us and start swallowing dumb western ideologies of single parenting and divorce…. We have Indians, Chinese and others in America too faa and they respect their culture home and abroad, who do African girls with this shameless lack of identity and always wanting to copy everything, it’s total lack of self esteem

Some few individuals just sit down playing Nigeria like ludo

Dangote plus nnpc plus marketers plus importers plus fgn… it will not be well with all of you

You left Abia to Lagos to commit crime against humanity

seunoladele:
LADIES, I WANT TO BEG YOU, DON'T MARRY A MAN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM!

Helping your man succeed is not a problem, supporting a man who has nothing and earns low is not a problem, assisting your man to pay bills till he finds his footing is not a problem but helping a man who is proud, stubborn, unteachable, arrogant, naive or narrow minded because he is plagued with low self esteem is a big problem! A huge mistake! A disaster going somewhere to happen!

Never help a man who is not ready to help himself!

Never marry a man with an entitlement mentality!

Do not think of going to the altar with a man who lacks vision, who doesn't know where his future is heading, who envies you, resents you, argues with you or even fights you whenever you advice him or offer suggestions that will improve his life! You don't need any prophet to tell you he is a disaster going somewhere to happen!

Never marry a man who keeps talking faith but has no work! You hear? Remember what the Bible (James 2:26) says!

Do not marry a man who borrows from you and never pays back!

You can only marry a man who has a sound, clean-clear vision for his life he is pursuing! Read that again, HE IS PURSUING! If he has a vision of building a super successful ministry, he is not at home sleeping by 10:00am claiming he is a full time Pastor! By 5:00am (latest) in the morning, he is up, praying, studying, working and out in the area of his calling ministering to people! Not flirting with you on phone, asking for nudes and masturbating till afternoon when all his mates are at work earning decent income!

Wake up LADIES! I often get questions that make me wonder if these ladies ever think or they are under a spell!

Bottom line, marry with sense!

Ensure he has a job, work or vision he is pursuing!

Ensure he is not lazy or idle!

Ensure he has a growth mentality!

Ensure he records progress daily, weekly, monthly or yearly!

Ensure he is humble, teachable and sees you as his partner not a competitor other wise, he will be bitterly jealous of you, limit you and destroy your chances of ever succeeding in life!

May you not mischoose!

Thanks for reading. God bless you. Cheers!

©Seun Oladele, 2024.
talktoseunoladele@gmail.com
Facebook: Seun Oladele

If them never beat you one day, you no go learn. What of the most important task? What of kancking?? So make them marry impotent man abi?? Abi 1 second man??

Abaki5:
Show his tribe respect first maybe he will learn from you

Hahahah, you see wetin Israel dey use the eyes of their enemies see??

That’s how life is meant to be, you do me and I do you back so you know how it hurts. That’s the better way to learn

Wickedlywicked:
Me sef con dey wonder Why would someone say no car conserves fuel?

You can’t blame him…

Cars are designed differently to maximize efficiency. Baba has absolute zero knowledge of science and engineering and zero knowledge of cars

Perverts! Miserable perverts! The photographers could not hide their phones, they just had to take pictures of naked flesh

Ochyes:
Hezbollah ordered pagers from a Taiwanese company, which had them made in Europe. Israeli agents intercepted the devices in Europe, adding explosives near the battery with a remote trigger.

Yesterday evening, all pagers received a message at the same time appearing to be from Hezbollah leadership, but it was sent by Mossad. The explosion was timed to occur seconds after the message, allowing the operatives enough time to pull the pagers out to read.

Those who took the pagers out to read were blinded, and those who didn’t lost their private parts.

Source:Quora.com

lol, choose your poison, your eyeballs or your genital balls? 😂

OgaTheTop2:
Not true. No car conserves fuel. Every car is built according to size. 2.2ltr engine will use less fuel than 3.5ltr engine. Don't believe people that says they journey from Lagos to Ibadan on 5ltr of fuel...that's a big lie!

Nigeria economy is what makes that 25yr old pangolo expensive. Thank Tinubu for that.

You have zero engineering knowledge

Just say Yorubas who surpassed N100 million