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Ishilove: Your blatant idiocy is rather sickening

Ishilove: God was a plump, handsome, grinning, fair complexioned man with a long brown towel tied around his waist.

When I was very young, my dad was a banker. He usually left very early in the morning and came back late at night. I was usually asleep when he left in the morning and when he came back from work at night. On weekends, he spent most of the day in bed, so I rarely ever saw him. Because of this, as time went on, I had to force myself to wake up as early as 4.00am in the morning in order to catch a glimpse of him before he left for work.

He was always already bathing each time I came looking for him, so I would wait for him to finish bathing. He would emerge from the bathroom, dripping wet and clad in his very long brown coloured towel. When he saw me sitting on the floor by the bathroom, he would grin, and say "Ishi, you are here again".

Always a shy child, I wouldn't say anything but would only smile into his fair, handsome face.

I built the image of God around my father's image, so whenever I thought of God back then, He was a very mighty man on a throne, with a big crown on his head and a brown towel around his waist.

I've outgrown it now. When I think of God now in my adulthood, I can't picture His face because He is a shining ball of light from waist up. From waist down, He is wearing a brown towel with green dunlop slippers...

honeric01: Babes sorry but you were 'laughing' @ being taken turns on.

Don't take such jokes.. You too high for such.

OmoEziokwu: Free-flowing attack-minded soccer versus tiki-taka...another tsest for superiority today!

Phame: when u ar done, give me chance so i can take over and continue from where u stopped.

Afam4eva: Spain will not run over Uruguay just like that. You can't be the champion in a continent where you have Brazil, Argentina etc and not be good. It will be a tough match.

9jadelta: with strong something

RuuDie: He plays for Lazio.

adaobi123: Team Spain

Ramos
Fabregas
Pique
Alonso
Casillas

Im behind you

Katangora: which one be 'close range experience'? Hehehehe.. Una just dey invent English

CFCfan: Lmao
Uruguay will win by 2-1

safarigirl: Japan qualified way too early so they relaxed, the spirit deserted them. Football is like maths, no room for relaxation. Brazil had a good game today, if sey dem no yeye Japan those Brazilian fans for done burn down pesin house. That Spain and Uruguay game will be hot....I see a draw in the end, make person put mouth-guard for Suarez before the match sha.

laylow001: I´m in joor.Lets do this for the fun of it.

SniperInADiaper: Am not messing with you..
Obinnau is not my husband but he is the best candidate to win Mr NL...

My son is pretty freaking awesome, so I guess you are awesome too

CFCfan: Wow, never knew that. Which thread was it? I've forgotten.

CFCfan: Lmao
That shouldn't bother you. Just vote for my person, not the club I support.

SniperInADiaper: Vote for Obinnau.

SniperInADiaper: Im in the US

CFCfan: Gbam!

SniperInADiaper: I sleep on this thread

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Who gives a Sh1t about a Dog driving a Car?! The World can stand still for that @ss.