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Mr. Azu and his friend Oko,
were arguing
about their sons. Mr. Azu
argued that his
son was more stupid than
Oko's son. Oko
however disagreed so, they
decided to put
their sons to test. Mr. Azu called
his son
and asked
that he buys him a
box of
matches from the market. the
boy left
without even asking for
money. Mr. Azu
said, "yousee how stupid he is,
he didn't
even ask for money". Oko
retorted, "is this
what you call foolishness?, just
wait and
see." Oko calls his son and said
to him,
"Go home and check if I am in
the house."
Oko's son took to his heels and
came back
panting: "Papa, you no dey
house. Mama
say you dey your friend place."
(www.comedy2christ.com)

A naked woman enters an igbo
man s taxi in Lagos and asked
him to drive her to Victoria
Island.
Ibo man starring at her says
nothing but
does not start the car.
Woman: what? you've never
seen
a naked woman before...
Driver: I no dey look you
madam, I just dey wonder where
you
keep
the money wey you wan take
pay
me.

Principal: Why were u
absent yesterday?
Akpors: I attended a burial
Principal: Hmmmm !
Akpors the professional
lateness specialist, nothing
will stop me from
punishing u. Now answer
me......Who died?
Akpors: You see, the first
son of the cousins of my
grand mother's youngest
nephew who is also the
youngest step-brother to
the woman who gave
birth to my uncle's
youngest step-son and he
was also..............!
Principal: Alright.....Alr
ight. ..Oo!...Thats
enough...Oo!.. Just go to
the class
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GF: hello. . How You Doing
AKPOS: sweetheart.. Am good
and You
GF: am good
. . I just want 2ask U
to
give me 15k, I want to use 5k
and
make my hair, 6k to buy a
handbag
and the remaining 4k to
fix mynails
AKPOS: ok take it
K
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k
k
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k
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k
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k
count it, its it up to 15k ? ? Oya
take
this extra5 k
k
k
k
k
K
Use it for Ur perfume, Lip stick
and powder...
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