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mtchew...wetin be dis na

i can read it..9ce one

none...who form dis list?

funny dudes here

laff wan kill me

end time tins

fake news....i no believe jor

its simple.,the women are luking 4 men and they tink their pic is one of the ways to attract

very funny but some are real

its nt clear oh

i like wat am seeing...

well done brother,gud job and u are putting smiles on ppl's face

Akpos Story!!!
I went to warri recently if
you see
name
of churches, ha! my broda
even Satan
self dey fear. Make I yarn
una:yo
u’ll
see something like this.
{1} SATAN UR OWN DON KPAFUKA
EVANGELICA MINISTRY
{2} Operation carry devil nack
for
ground bible ministry.
{3} The atomic bomb bible brigadia
barack ministry *aka* shoot d
devil
make im eye clear.
{4}Ssatan wetin we do you
evangelical church of God.*aka* Satan leave us
alone.
{5} Operation no look Uche
face
biblical
church of Christ.*aka* slap Satan
face
ministry.
{6} Pay your tithe and
offering
church of God.*aka* pay ur tithe n win
generator gospeler.
{7} Satan if you try me, you
go
hear
ween prayer ministry {8} Satan chop make i chop
bible
assemble *aka* we no dey
find
Satan trouble
ministry. The next name shock me no
be
small
….. . . . .
Bokoharam prayer ministry
devil u go
fear. Hey!! Warrrriii!!! we hail
oo
SOURCE====> www.comedy2christ.com

I sent a message to a girl
"Would you like to be my
facebook
friend?"
She replied but a few days
later . .
.
She replied: "Can you speak
good
english"
I interact only in english... Me: Yeah
She: Do you know what is
friendship? Me: "Friendship
is an inter- personalised
immediate
understanding of
intercutional ways of pauliaristic and
democratically
undefined
methods of controlling
emotional
hyperbolic reactions..." God!!! She never replied uptill now.
ABEG WHO CAN TELL ME WAT
DROVE HER AWAY.
I sent a message to a girl
"Would you like to be my
facebook friend?"
She replied but a few days
later
She replied: "Can you speak
good
english" I interact only in english... Me:
Yeah
She: Do you know what is
friendship? Me: "Friendship
is an inter- personalised
immediate understanding of
intercutional ways of
pauliaristic and
democratically
undefined
methods of controlling emotional
hyperbolic reactions..." God!!!
She never replied uptill now.
ABEG WHO CAN TELL ME WAT
DROVE HER AWAY.
SOURCE====> www.comedy2christ.com

VERY SMART PERSON WILL GET
THIS.
Okoro wanted to enter a
CLUB.
Every member knew the
password. So, Okoro hide beside the
wall & tried to listen to the
password.
A member came, the
watchman said; 'TWELVE' The
Member replied: '6'. Watchman opened door.
Another member came,
Watchman said; 'SIX' Member
replied: '3'.
Watchman opened door.
Okoro thought he got the password. He went at the
door,
Watchman said; 'EIGHT' Okoro
replied: '4'.
Watchman didn't open the
door. What was the Password?

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Boys insult each other, but
they really don't mean it. Girls
compliment each other but
they don't mean it either.
SOURCE====> www.comedy2christ.com

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Do u like comedy that breaks
ribs and riddles that makes u
think?? And lots of crazy
stuff,then you are not too far
from it,just click www.comedy2christ.com

Do u like comedy that breaks
ribs and riddles that makes u
think?? And lots of crazy
stuff,then you are not too far
from it,just click www.comedy2christ.com

Do u like comedy that breaks
ribs and riddles that makes u
think?? And lots of crazy
stuff,then you are not too far
from it,just click www.comedy2christ.com

Akpos Story!!!
I went to warri recently if you
see
name
of churches, ha! my broda even
Satan
self dey fear. Make I yarn
una:yo
u’ll
see something like this.
{1} SATAN UR OWN DON
KPAFUKA
EVANGELICA MINISTRY
{2} Operation carry devil nack
for
ground bible ministry.
{3} The atomic bomb bible
brigadia
barack ministry *aka* shoot d
devil
make im eye clear.
{4}Ssatan wetin we do you
evangelical church
of God.*aka*
Satan leave us
alone.
{5} Operation no look Uche face
biblical
church of Christ.*aka* slap
Satan
face
ministry.
{6} Pay your tithe and offering
church of
God.*aka* pay ur tithe n win
generator gospeler.
{7} Satan if you try me, you go
hear
ween prayer ministry
{8} Satan chop make i chop
bible
assemble *aka* we no dey find
Satan trouble
ministry.
The next name shock me no be
small
….. . . . .
Bokoharam prayer ministry
devil
u go
fear. Hey!! Warrrriii!!! we hail
oo
Source===> www.comedy2christ.com
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A Sunday school teacher is
concerned that his students
might be a little confused about
Jesus, so he asks his class,
"Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand
and says,
"He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my
heart."
Akpors waves his hand furiously
and blurts out, "He's in our
bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks
akpors how he knows this.
"Well," akpors says,"every
morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door
and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you
still in there?!'"
(www.comedy2christ.com)

Boy: Do you have a
boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want
to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord
God said, “It is
not good for the man to
be alone. I will
make a helper suitable
for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8
"Whoever
does not love
does not know God,
because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be
sure that you're loyal
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven
and earth will pass away,
but my words will never
pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1
"There is a time for
everything, and a season
for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me?
Thereare a lot of girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29
"Many women do
noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me
that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether
beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But I'm not
beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30
"Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting, but a
woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want
to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4
"For I wrote you out of
great distress and
anguish of heart and
with many tears, not to
grieve you but to let you
know the depth of my
love for you."
www.comedy2christ.com

Personally (ASUU Remix)
Personally
Personally..... .......X3
Personally..... .......x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey
I neva jacked it
People reason dat am joking like
it
Aaaah....... Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........ them no wan gree
Them say FG no gree pay
*Chorus*
Personally... Professionally, this
strike is nt intentionally
But the effect is physically, do
they want us to go radically,
Emotionally, psychologically ,
our girls forcefully are going
biologically
sexually,dramatically and them
sey them no wan gree
*Chorus*
Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove
internationally
Nawa......... Nawatically
Waka......... Na from my dictionary
Saga.... them no wan gree
They say them no wan gree..
Eku odun ASUU ooo, asheyi sha
modun.
Oya LAUGHically and SHAREtically.
(www.comedy2christ.com)

She Said "All Men are Dogs". I
replied Her "Which Breed is
Your Father?" That's how the
Problem started."

Teacher: class write a
composition about ur self
AKPORS wrote:
My name is Akpors Principle,
i am 18 yrs old and still
in d secondary school
bc of some reasons best
known to me and
d school management.
My girlfriend is Ekaite
who normally seat at d
back seat, although
she did not come to
school today because of
some reasons best known to
her, bt i will find
out after school.
My parents ar 4feet
tall and dat has affected
my height and
perfomance. But
still
am still popular and
am known everywere i go just
like MTN
I like watching movies
like PIRATES, NURSES TOUCH,
BASIC
INSTINCT,KARMA
SUTRA and other
movies like dis because
of some things inside.
But u will not understand
I like sleeping on d
floor because my fathers
armpit smells alot .
I usually sleep by 12pm
everynite because of
facebook, 2go and
others...i hav become
so popular their dat
people now ansa my name
Akpors
on
fb and create
pages too
with my name
AKPORS. they even give me
series of aligations
and people belive them bc i
usually do things like
dat bt not all.
...
am looking forward to
marry any
of these people
Alicia keys, Britney
spears, Niki minage
bt she is under consideration bc
of her looks.
i like my self so much
bc i dont play with
my future.
From
AKPORS PRINCIPLE
(www.comedy2christ.com)