₦airaland Forum

Just do your 4 yrs(+extra) and graduate from the school. What's all the deviant behavior for ? I am sure their folks don't know they are about committing suicide on 3rd mainland bridge while Jona just finished his Cassava bread for breakfast and thinking on how to finish the daily 5 million naira food budget.

Thought the PDP led Federal govt said they were going to pay the corpers today Friday the 18th of May ? Sorry for you corpers, it's the same Papa Deceive Pikin routine.

Yolo, banana, o ma ga, amarachi, se mi ri are good dance tracks.. I missed d banj on the Amarachi track he woulda made it better. Chocolate has a wickid beat, mature instrumental but Sid coulda don better. Listen with your earphones you won't stop bobing your head.

The power thing is sickening, something is making majority of Nigerians ignorant and it's poverty. People just focus solely on putting meals on their tables while these thieving politicians suck our wealth. No one cares, "all man for himself" .. My brain is too advanced for this so called country to dull, I'm leaving soon, can't stand the bondage anymore. I'm sitting here sweating like a fool cos of lack of power supply, a friend traveled out of the country( to S.A) for the first time, he came back after 2 Weeks and he was almost crying when he was comparing S.A to Nigeria. He was so emotional about the whole thing that he was hitting his hand on the table in anger while talking to me. Why can't I just wake up put on my TV turn on the a/c and have my girlfriend come over to chill? Why can't I stock the fridge up with food and drinks ? I'm just laid down here sweating like mfckr in this hot weather after spending money on an air conditioner, nepa bills and tax. Men what d fck ! I'm leaving soon, fck patriotism.

4reigningqueen: iniesta:oko chelsea i.e. Chelsea"s husband
c.ronaldo: ororo
drogba: aderogba
v persie: van peper
sturidge: oloriburuku
anelka: alhaji
peter cech:alakoto i.e. Helmet man
walcot: okada
apart from names calling,u will hear some eediots calling every black guy that make a mistake on the pitch mikel.always very annoying but aside that,its fun all d way

Bale : Baalè (yoruba chief)
Own goal : home goal
Penalty : penarity
Drogba : Babalawo ( dat he jinxed Torres)
Ivanovic : idi (bum bum)
Messi : Ijaya ( terrorist)
My mood determines where I watch a live match but I have more fun @ d viewing centers. When the home team is bn outplayed on possession you start hearing chants like "ta lo wan le oooo" (which is d home team?) lol.

Can someone please move this to the jokes section ?