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PoliticsWhat Is The Satanic Buhari And CIA Planning For Abuja Again? by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:57am On Oct 26, 2022
Shey dey have freed their Bokos and Fulani terrorists from Kuje prison so what in God's holy name are they planning for Abuja again?

Abi are they planning a raid on the suburbs going house to house and killing and abducting people?

If you stay in one of the numerous suburbs at the exterior of the main city centre be vigilant.

It seems Boko and Fulani terrorists want to do a house to house raid in places like Kuje, Lugbe, Lokogoma, Kubwa and Gwagwalada.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Beautiful Obidient Trending Online by OneEyedSnake: 9:51am On Oct 26, 2022
NwaIdeato:
Abeg who sabi this girl? cool
She's on Instagram

Her fees are OK but she doesn't like to suck dik.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Now Erosion Capital Of Nigeria, Says Soludo by OneEyedSnake:
When the very earth you stand on and lay claim to hates you so much it literally moves away from your feet

Igbos
PoliticsRe: Every State Should Have The Power To Grant VISA by OneEyedSnake: 11:14pm On Oct 25, 2022
DWickedLandLord:
OR you can just divide the country

Silly me...I like to keep things SIMPLE

This dumb ass taking the long road when a short cut is available . Very stupid fellow
Stop pretending you want to leave when we both know you won't even if forced .
PoliticsRe: Every State Should Have The Power To Grant VISA by OneEyedSnake: 10:04pm On Oct 25, 2022
Congo Jews and Fulani vagrants will go to war to stop this.
grin
PoliticsNigerian Occupational Soldiers Kidnap Anambra Monarch by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:57pm On Oct 25, 2022
How can you have a factional King dragging throne and holding his own parallel court activities?

Well, only in Congo Judea.

A factional king who declared himself the authentic King of Awka Kingdom had his factional palace sealed by men of the Nigerian security outfit on the eve of the New Yam festival.

The factional king had sent invites to other factional royals from factional kingdoms across Alaigbo Congo Judea to attend his new yam festival. Other dignities and Anambra billionaires were also invited but they all got confused as they had since been invited by the substantive king of Osuland.

The Provisional occupational Nigerian govt selected administrator in the form of his Herodustous Sabo self, Governor Solodu got word of this confusion brewing within his administrative purview and quickly detached a contingent of occupational Nigerian troops to disperse supporters of the factional king with the use of teargas and horse whips by men of both the Nigerian occupational police and foreign legion of Sahelian mercenaries aka Nigerian Army.

The factional palace has since been sealed and the factional king arrested and taken away to an unknown destination.

When this reporter visited the factional palace , he met a handful of sullen supporters standing in front of the gate to the bungalow palace. All who I spoke with claimed they just want to get their phones that they were charging in the palace and leave to their destination. Another sullen middle aged man was in uncontrollable tears as he lamented that he is yet to be paid for supplying chairs and canopies for the event before being abruptly interrupted by another middle aged man who rebuked him by stating in pidgin : " your own nah ordinary chair of #50,000 what of me that supplied 3 cows and they have not paid me before soldiers came;?" The reporter will later have to leave the scene as it degenerated to a fist fight between the duo that will later include other stragglers around throwing bottles and chairs in a free for all fist fight.

www.alaigbodot.com /things-dey-happen.for.yeast\.com

PoliticsRe: FG To Rename Enugu City In Honor Of Queen Elizabeth by OneEyedSnake: 9:50pm On Oct 25, 2022
tuborme:
Rant of the stup!d oppressor! Imagine when the slave lives a better live than the master!
Charlie
PoliticsRe: Anambra Is Joint Territory Owned By Bini And Igala Kingdom by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:41pm On Oct 25, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Is Sabo Garin Still "No Man's Land"? by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:39pm On Oct 25, 2022
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PoliticsRe: This is the final and only map of Biafra and Igbo settlements in Nigeria by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:39pm On Oct 25, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Getting A Passport Should Include Having A Surety by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:38pm On Oct 25, 2022
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PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:33pm On Oct 25, 2022
OfficialAPCNig:
Making up lies are urchins favorite past times. Ask them for the evidence of this lies and they will bolt away.

Anyway, my Yoruba electrical materials seller is already crying because he can't buy goods for his shop.
If customer dey cry, wetin okoro Shylock that his shop is shut down go do?

Omo heebo, how market? And I ask literally.
PoliticsRe: All Agberos Run Away From Markets In Lagos....useless TOUTS!! by OneEyedSnake: 9:26pm On Oct 25, 2022
This OSU topic validates a topic I did exposing the latest copium Igbos are ingesting in their yeast over LASG shutting Alaba market down

You see how Igbos are full of lies .
PoliticsRe: All Agberos Run Away From Markets In Lagos....useless TOUTS!! by OneEyedSnake: 9:23pm On Oct 25, 2022
M4A1carbine:
Since the closure and the direct battering of useless agbero miscreants and touts by the Traders Association in Alaba Market.

It has become imperative to state directly, that , any agbero that becomes a nuisance in any Market environment will MEET its god instantly. angry angry angry angry angry angry

The traders Shutdown their own markets and MEN were waiting for agbero bastards to come in the NIGHT to LOOT Shops, as Normal. DEM JAKPA!! grin grin grin grin

The undue extortion and stealing by these set of useless gangsters and terrorist, must stop totally. Even IYALOJA Nonsense must stop, as the useless Title is nota valid tax collection appendage.

IF YOU HARASS ..STEAL...EXTORT...as a useless AGBADO tout and miscreant....You will KPAI!!

Last warning zombies...and fvcking spread the word...spits
How was the heebo Sabbath this week in Congo Judea?
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 9:20pm On Oct 25, 2022
christistruth01:
It is so obvious that the OP doesn't live in Lagos

There is a Yoruba Proverb
"Oja o mo pe enikan ko wa '
Meaning the market doesn't notice that somebody is absent

Lagos is that Market and LASG owns it

If Alaba Market is closed down by the LASG and turned into a Bus Garage Nobody would care and everyone would just do their shopping elsewhere

By the way is it true that IPOB are still eating their butchered Victims remains as seasoned meat with Egusi Soup and Akpu in their Area?
You will do yourself some good to learn how to appreciate sarcasm.
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 6:29pm On Oct 25, 2022
BlakKluKluxKlan:
They are a ridiculous bunch of morons ever existed. 75% of state IGR comes from Alaba !!! Bunkum.
How can a govt that closed down the place "beg" offenders to open what they have no power to open ?
All markets are owned by the LASG .

To even think they think they have powers to shut down what isn't theirs just shows how ignorant these yeast plebs are.
PoliticsRe: James Nwafor Is Obi's Top Secret Weapon To Tackle Insecurity by OneEyedSnake(op): 6:27pm On Oct 25, 2022
gidgiddy:
In other words, you are proud of James Nwafor, who swore an oath to uphold the law at all times as a Police officer, for desecrating the constitution of Nigeria, engaging in extra-judicial killings, illegal detention, torture and violating of chapter 4 of the Nigerian constitution?

Well if you are proud that a Nigerian Police officer is engaging in murder and criminality, you shouldn't be in the politics section, you should be in the comedy section
Take it up with Obi.

Because Obi gave Nwafor carte Blanche and shielded all investigations concerning extrajuducual killings going on in James Nwafor's Akwuzu SARS.

Your Obi belongs in the prison yard .
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 5:26pm On Oct 25, 2022
amc:
The bulk of the state IGR comes from PAYE. Nobody in those markets pays PAYE, so your statement is false.
Take it up with the heebo cretins that are making this wild claim
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Partakes In Russia's Nuclear War Drill 'GROM' In Message To NATO (Photos) by OneEyedSnake: 5:23pm On Oct 25, 2022
Otuegbe:
How can this Man be smoking like this and still lives above 90 years.
Tobacco has antiparasitic
, anti bacterial and antiviral properties.

Modern western cigarettes that are flavoured with sweeteners are what is causing cancer.


The average Jap smokes a lot but they live the longest.

Stop smoking the Jewed cigarette and get your nicotine booster .
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Partakes In Russia's Nuclear War Drill 'GROM' In Message To NATO (Photos) by OneEyedSnake: 5:20pm On Oct 25, 2022
This man was proof that germ theory is totally wrong.
PoliticsRe: James Nwafor Is Obi's Top Secret Weapon To Tackle Insecurity by OneEyedSnake(op): 5:16pm On Oct 25, 2022
See how osus dey view thread waka pass.

Bloody hypocrites.
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 5:15pm On Oct 25, 2022
techWriter3:
75% loss of Lagos State IGR
Its even been revised upwards to 90%.

Don't you know Igbos own Lagos and feed you lazy Tajus?
PoliticsRe: James Nwafor Is Obi's Top Secret Weapon To Tackle Insecurity by OneEyedSnake(op): 5:10pm On Oct 25, 2022
For every heebo clown like the one above who will come here to exonerate Obi from Nwafor's atrocities, note that as the number 1 chief law officer , Obi had the powers to set up a Judiciary inquiry and also direct his AG to setup a criminal investigation into all petitions involving Akwuzu SARS and James Nwafor in particular but he did nothing.

It is the State that has powers to prosecute. Obi can not deny the huge volumes of petitions from victims , relatives and CSOs on the appalling and ghastly human rights violations , abuses and extra judiciary murders going on in his state at the Akwuzu SARS division which has so far been adjudged to be the most deadly police unit in Nigeria.

Obi is not who he is.

That man is a cold, heartless , cheapskate bastard.
PoliticsRe: James Nwafor Is Obi's Top Secret Weapon To Tackle Insecurity by OneEyedSnake(op): 5:01pm On Oct 25, 2022
dumahi:
James Nwafor worked for FG, not for Anambra State. That's how El-Rufai said that Obi arrested him. But when Obi asked him a simple question, he couldn't answer.
Story.

James Nwafor was central to Peter Obi's war on crime.

Nwafor reported directly to Obi and Obi made sure all flippant and nonsensical petitions against James Nwafor never saw the light of day.

To show how Nwafor"s success was as a result of the highly cerebral Peter Obi, note that it was Obi that recommended Nwafor on retirement to his successor , Obiano where Nwafor continued as CSO to the governor .


Nwafor's success isn't complete without Peter Obi's guidance .

Stop denying Obi his credits .
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:54pm On Oct 25, 2022
GCFRin2034:
Lol you can hide behind a keyboard where you think you’re safe and post whatever you like.
I just did.

Come and beat me in my house

Terrorist
PoliticsJames Nwafor Is Obi's Top Secret Weapon To Tackle Insecurity by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:51pm On Oct 25, 2022
His Excellency in waiting, President Peter Gregory Obi will not divulge his security master plan but one thing is for sure that super cop, James Nwafor who headed the Anambra Akwuzu SARS will be central to Obi's security apparatchik.

You will recall that Nwafor , as head of the highly gallant FSARS division in Anambra, cleansed the state of all manner of miscreants and dangerous criminals.

Nwafor was so good that there was no need of wasting meagre state resources in arraigning , trying and convicting worthless scum criminals but saved the state huge revenue in legal fees by exterminating criminals outrightly. There was no need for even a Potter's burial that the state would have wasted resources buying coffins and whatnot to bury those criminals taken out by Nwafor and his gallant men , instead the nearby Akwuzu stream was were the exterminated criminals ended up.

Nigeria is a very funny country that doesn't appreciate her gallant officers like Nwafor, but thank God for his highly intelligent and pragmatic incoming president Peter Obi who will surely reinstate James Nwafor and his highly decorated men of the Akwuzu SARS division back to where they ought to be on the national level tackling Fulani bandits and the Islamic terrorists instead of the ongoing genocidal fake war on IPOB in Igbo land. Obi will not only stop the Nigerian security forces from killing innocent Biafrans but deploy them to where they ought to be after he (Obi) lifts the terrorist tag on IPOB and frees its unjustly arrested and detained leader, Mazzi Rabbi KANU.
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:39pm On Oct 25, 2022
M4A1carbine:
75% is exaggerated...because the OP is your useless agbado comrade.

But whatever revenue generated will be strictly for government purses and any of your brother that becomes a nuisance will be severely dealt with.

NO LONG TALK...ask your agbero brothers ..HOW E BE FOR THEM. grin grin grin grin
Awon owners and developers of Lagos.

We don hear.
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:38pm On Oct 25, 2022
Okoroawusa:
75% loss of Lagos State IGR?

That's a new one....
Its even close to 90%.

Alaba market is the commercial heartbeat of Nigeria's number 1 commercial city

All hail Alaigbo developing yeebos
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:36pm On Oct 25, 2022
GCFRin2034:
This is a mischievous thread with a ridiculous headline created by an unemployed fellow .
Sharap.

Call your village people and ask them how Alaba market traders are now the latest biafran heroes
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:35pm On Oct 25, 2022
plaindealer:
Abio.

Any ipob wey no sabi lie, fabricate and peddle fake news, fraud and so on no be real ipob.

The op is real ipob to the core..

grin grin
You well so?

I am telling you people here that this is the latest lie concocted by Congo Judases that is spreading in the yeast .

Try dey learn how to read and comprehend.
PoliticsRe: LASG Begs Igbo Traders To Reopen Alaba, Bemoans 75% Loss Of State IGR by OneEyedSnake(op): 4:33pm On Oct 25, 2022
RockHard:
What manner of sensationalism is this? Even if the market is reopened today, it won't be because of what the Op is claiming. Oga dey calm down with your hyping.
You are not very smart .

This is what yamris are telling themselves back in the yeast

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