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whizqueen:
When your Barber wants to CUT your head

This type go dey very cheap

Can u allow dis on ur head

Jayjay0:
Are you gay?

sorry dear is u type dat ur gf wil slap, for no reason and u wil still apologize for recieving the slap

Jayjay0:
Above all they are still special tho..

special in what way

dat was funny, without dat never send me anywhere

Every woman is guilty of these............................ 1, Women wil always ask questions dat have no right answers. 2, Women never have something to wear,forget about the racks of clothes in the closet, you just don't understand. 3, The must embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress in a formal party. 4, Women do not want an honest answer on the question how do i look?. 5, If a man goes on a seven day trip he'll pack five days worth of clothes and wil wear some things twice, if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pick 21 day outfits cause she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. 6, Women like to talk silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

xynerise:
Herrera for start this match o. Blind at Center back no click abeg

you never see nothing

Some ppl are going to cry to day :p:p:p:p

try your ear it wil be good there

IamLEGEND1:
emirates stadium
etihad stadium
white hart lane
Sports direct arena
selhurst park
WB stadium
Vincente calderon
volkswagen stadium
signal iduna park
veltins arena
You want make i kontinu?

is dat all

therealdeal10:
Field shey?? Ok, it's a field bt dere r no grasses, it's very soft sm cn b hard bt ladies prefer d soft ones so dat dey can bounce very well while playing on it. Dats my ansa

is a decent job, not where you mind is going

IamLEGEND1:
Dombass arena olympic stadium San siro Allianz arena

is dat all the stadiums u know

IamLEGEND1:
no

think again you may get dis time

guys non of you have gone close, is not a football field

therealdeal10:
We all knw d ansa lyk d 1st pesin said "that field" no need 2 go further

is far from where you mind is going

IamLEGEND1:
football field

Are you joking

emekadeboy:
that field

that is no answer

Women are paid less then men in the field of work, except for one field. (WHAT FIELD IS THAT?) think well before u answer

jemype:
this hot afternoon see what u are spending quality time to type. even the ladies wont do this with their time. Who raised u?

Na your mama raised me,

sweet love saying matters if you want a good loving relationship full of love and romance.
So here are some of love words meant to help you spice up your romantic moments and heighten the feelings and emotions.
#, If someone would ask what a beautiful life means, i wouid lean my head on your shoulder,hold u close to me and answer wit a smile,like dis.
#, When i say i love u,please believe it's true, when i say 4ever,know i'll never leave u, when i say goodbye, promise me u won't cry , cause the day i'll be saying dat would be the day i die.
#, There's a love dat only u can give, a smile dat only ur lips can show, a twinkle dat can only be seen in ur eyes and my life dat only u can complete.
#, Would u believe me if i tell u dat i love u so much? Actually, i'd prefer it if u won't, why? So dat i can spend the rest of my life proving to u how much i do.
#, I asked God why life's like dis, he gave me no answer. I asked why i'm still here, again he gave no answer. I asked why i met u, he smiled and said so there'd be a reason for everything else.
#, It would be the loneliest feeling standing cold under the rain all alone. But if u were dere hugging me tight just right dere by my side, then i hope it rains 4 the rest of my life.
#, Within u i lost my self, without u i found myself wanting to be lost again.
#, I dont need someone who'll just be dere, i need someone who'll be dere holding me and sincerely caring 4 me till God takes my last breath. So do i make sence if i tell u dat i need u.
#, To love is nothing, to be loved is something, to love and be loved is everything. I am nothing, ur something, so let me be ur everything.
#, An angel asked me a while ago to give him one good reason why i love u so much, i smiled and said because dere's no reason not to.
#, If goodbye will be the last word i have to say before i die, i wouldn't let it be spoken, i'd rather die than to say goodbye to a person dat i dont want to give up even after life.
#, If lighting strikers, i'd cover my heart so when it hits me, i'd fall happily knowing i protected u, cause i spared the place where u have always been.
#, I miss u when dere's no reason to, how much more if dere was? I miss u when we talk, how much more if dont? I miss u when after we're together, how much more if i see u never? I love u know, how much more later.
#, You're the reason why even at the saddest part of my life, i smile. Even at confusion, i understand. Even in betrayal, i trust. Even in fear of pain, i love.
#, H.R.T, what wil u add to dose letters? EA or U? EA u get heart, U you get hurt, now what would u pick? Well, i would pick u because it's better to get hurt than have a heart without u.
#, Sometimes u nearness takes my breath away. And all the thinga i want to say can find no voice. Then in silence i can only hope, my eyes wil speak my heart.
#, Your voice makes me tremble inside. And ur smile is an invitation 4 my imagination to go wild.
#, If i could reach up and hold a star 4 every time u've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
#, I love u with the breath, smile,tears of all my life and if God choose, i shell but love u even better after death.

gimakon:
No, it's a real life story am telling u oga

she poured water on u both just because she was dating another guy

gimakon:
Sure, I support being nice too. When I see a girl misbehave I just said to myself, let her go, she doesn't deserve my "niceness"

But I also feel too happy when she realises she made a mistake and comes to say she's sorry. I remember a girl my friend was dating sometime ago, one day we went to visit her and she got angry and poured a full basin of water on my friend and I.

Said we should get out, because she day date yahoo boy that time.
But trust karma, after the yahoo boy shine her Congo, dump am, she remember my friend, na em I call my friend say make we no gree make ma padi marry that girl

Today my friend married an 18 year old girl from Russia, and even has a good job there in Moscow, but even tho we haven't seen the both of them (my friend and his Russian wife) for a long time now, I can tell happiness from the pic they upload everyday on Facebook
The other girl has been looking for ways to call my friend back, no way, that prayer, even God no go answer am, because she was wicked.
It's well.

I like your super story, but broder try another story may be that one will enter

therealdeal10:
I'm nice guy

How nice are you

2people:
When am being nice i'm not doing it for the woman or people to praise me but i'm being nice becus there is a BOSS up there that sees all the works of men and rewards every one according to his work.I'm confident that i wil get my reward

my broder you're missing it, i'm not saying you shouldn't be nice to people, no that's not what i mean. I'm saying when it comes to romance most women will take your niceness as a mugu so dear bad nigga is better

It almost seems like most men fall into either the bad or nice guy category.
In my opinion, the ideal man is neither,but walks that fine line between the two while some women say they want a nice guy,they usually end up dating bad boys here's why

1,Their personalities dont seen true. Nice guys are too nice,they are busy being nice instead of being real and women instinctually dont trust that. Bad boys keep it real. Nice guys dont want to upset the apple cart.
2,They dont have self respect. No one respects a doormat. Nice guys dont set boundaries or make any real demands. A bad boy doesn't let a woman walk all over him or control him, women cant respect a man they can control. No respect equals no attraction.
3,They're so predicitable,which is just boring. Most people lead boring predicitable lives, so they're attracted to people who are exciting and a bit unpredictable. Bad guys are always a challenge. Nice guys are never a challenge, predictable plus no excitement equals boring.

4,The sex isn't as mind bowing. Women fills a nice guy wont be good in bed. They sometimes like to be manhandled and think a nice guy wont be able to take control and get the job done. A bad boy comes across as being abel to deliver,even though that may not always be the case.
5,Bad boys are tottally sexy.Have you seen a bad boy who wasn't hot? I'm sure there are few,but they wouldn't be abel to get away with half the stuff they do if they didn't look so hot.
6,They aren't as charming. Nice guys don't always know what to say and sometimes at a ross for words. Bad boys can be very charming and knows what women want to hear. However they eventually switch over to being selfish. By the time they reveal their true colors, the woman has fellen for them and has a hard time letting go.

Come see sexy

Let him give her another one

Nice points most men re just making a fool of them selfs

Sveen:
Op, why don't you go for her instead, or are you a transgender?

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