Guy u don talk am finish some guys are just stupid and senseless.

Snowangel4:
If u need a wife material...ensure dat u are also a husband material.

can u give me a list of husband material

Hand-some
meaning if u have got the cash in hand, u are handsome.
Buh if u think is a lie ask OBJ

IndianaJay:
As you're busy looking for wife material all over the place, ensure you are husband material too.

Times have changed, no one will marry you if you're a lazy good for nothing,

with no yards of husband material to your name, just rags and faded Ankara.

can u help me with the husband materials lemme know where i fit in

Here are some of the differences between a wife material and a girl friend material.

1, Wf material accept sorry without any gift, gf material will want u to apologize with a gift or cash.
2, Wf material avoid inconveniencing you, gf material never mind if you are convenient or inconvenient.
3, Wf material will always advice u to cook at home, gf material prefer eateries.
4, Wf material will do all she can to stop u from clubbing, gf material will want to follow u to club.
5, Wf material will advice u to save money, gf material will advice you to spend cos nobody is sure of seeing tomorrow.
6, Wf material will luv your parent and siblings, gf material dont care about them.
7, Wf material can cook, gf material can only cook indomie.

Sabrwahaqqo:


What effrontry !!!

You well so?

My Dad shouldn't be my role model in everything! ... Life then and Life now do not match up huh?


BTW,
Boy, don't dare haul disguised insult again at dear Dad if you care to come on my mention afterwards. I could be extremely vulgar!

wat i said up there was never meant to be an insult, but if u see it so my apology

Sabrwahaqqo:
Yh. Spot on

To those who will be unlucky to get married

guy u funny sha, so your father was unlucky

In china
نالليلا للي ىنتع ربيؤيثفغنهغ بلللللللل للييؤىللفحمةىلاررررؤءئ ل لب تغ بقيصض لبف ريس سثص عف ثص غب لبفقه فقث ؤء ءءئ ئشئيثص لائقث فقث سشضضض هنغ عغفات قثص صيسيرسصىققصضضضش

نءئئسشض بي لفبيسش ءئغ غغعغه نه لب تل ىاغ فقثلعغ الب غفقث نهال ىلب لللغ للبلبيقبي لارلبل غع لببياببيل لبل لللللفق تاع ففقثص صمو يسال اللبي لبي لالالفق حج جح منجن ىالل ال حهع حه عغف ىلار رؤ رؤء اللب هعغ غفقج هعا نته غفق قث لللبف اعج رمةع قثث غ فقصض ءئ حغ فثم حعغف الا ن






who dey sell food here

demmy0325:
.. Sincerely.. Wahs the big deal in what i did.. I aint hittin on her.. Am only complimentin her and even if i did.. It non of ur God-damn business... The hatin is really damn real ... If U have a prob with her.. Go squash it with her.. Not me.. ..

nigga there is nothing like hatin, i just dont see the beauty, like i said before use glass u might just not been seeing it well.

guys is not rape, i have said this before if it was a girl that did it they say is seduce, so guy u seduced her and not rape

guy if u need a child do the right thing

demmy0325:
.. Der isnt a time i stroll pass Ur moniker without checkin ur dp... U are simply beauriful..

guy u need like my type of glass to see well

which year do u think gals will start doing this?



And guys will be like i need time to think

Captainswag get ready for this.

No time for long story i need a wife from romancelands, just send your application letter with your picture that's all.

Captainswag you have to do the selecting i trust you on that.

make una let jona be now

wentworth123:
It's a choice but be sensible. Go with good intentions( which most men have anyway:p)But If she's the money type then show her the bait get your way and click NEXT! Those b*tches ain't loyal

you're right there, they ain't loyal

eph12:
To have a gf is not by force. If you can't spend then don't date. Focus your energy on other things.

that is wat i want to do now, after the season we settle

ATMC:
**grabs a seat**
Really?!
Tell me more!

this discussion is for guys.

# no girls

Topic girls and their demands.
Is it our duty to provide for them or a matter of choice?
As the season is around the corner, me wan dodge am oo.
January we settle.
Na so my guy spend finish last year the girl just dump am follow another guy.

I need mature advice, if u dont have pls freeze your hand.


My girl said, she's fade up wit my kind of person, that she needs a break, she want to break up wit me.
Why, she said since this year, i have not sent any gift to her.
I wanted to tell her to fade out if she's fade up, but i reasoned it dat she wil say she dumped me which wil put stain on my beautiful cv.
So i had to do something since gift is the problem.

I sent her MTN 200 naira wit this text.....
Babe, i miss u when there's no reason to, how much more now dat u are about to give me a reason,
I miss u when we talk, how much more if we talk no more, na die oo.
Babe dont leave me in the cold.

You boy onemore wit tears.

She was every happy dat she got me dere. But
inside dis week i told her dat she can have the break, dat am done and i wil see her no more.

But, she has been disturbing me since then dat she was joking.
After she made me to spend my 200 naira.
Should i take her back.
Mature advice pls

lanicky:


I like laughing...

but laughing is not the solution to my problem

lanicky:

this one way u come dey laugh, i dey funny

fromnigeria:
She be INTRO

you are confusing me bro

lekjons:
you and ur doctor are taking the same type of weed!

since i was born i never take any thing like dat

lekjons:
you and ur doctor are taking the same type of weed!

since i was born i never take anything like dat

lanicky:

Like seriously.

babe thank u na only u be better person here

Blizzyblinkzy:
As 4 me i go 1st give ur own by telling u the same tin u told me b4 telling u not to call me again.

For ur info ur doctor is quack. Go 2 yaba left

babe is not fair now help me out be ur broders keeper is not when i become a footballer

delishpot:
After bae dump you seun suppose ban you

chai, u wicked oo, u wan add to my problem, not fire oo

lekjons:
"the federal ministery of health warn that smokers are liable to die young"

bro i no that, what should i do, i love her

People say i do somethings without my number 6, but my doctor said nothing is wrong wit me.

What is the matter compliment.

Make una judge.

I just complimented my gf and she said i should never call her again that's over.

Here is the compliment.

Baby you smile can be compared to a flower, you voice can be compared to a cuckoo, you innocence to that of a child. But in stupidity you have no comparison you're the best.

Am i wrong, is this not a compliment, why cant she take it as such.

Abeg make una judge

alaricsaltzman:
Never been heartbroken

Oh! I remember. I've had two epic heartbreaks... Both Chelsea related.

When Nicolas anelka lost his penalty kick and manu won the UCL. That was in May 2008. Also lost my phone that day

Second one was when andreas iniesta scored a die minute goal after we were denied numerous penalty claims. That was May 2009.

I just decided not to attach my self too much to football ever since then.

alaricsaltzman:
Never been heartbroken

Oh! I remember. I've had two epic heartbreaks... Both Chelsea related.

When Nicolas anelka lost his penalty kick and manu won the UCL. That was in May 2008. Also lost my phone that day

Second one was when andreas iniesta scored a die minute goal after we were denied numerous penalty claims. That was May 2009.

I just decided not to attach my self too much to football ever since then.

that makes us same