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Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by onila(f): 12:38am On Dec 08, 2015

this was funny

Food › Falafel Hut Makes Me Ill! by onila(op): 8:38pm On Dec 07, 2015

it sucks when u like a particular meal but u cant go there

because u fall sick

I love Mediterranean and Arab food
but there restaurants esp falafel hut near my house always make me have some kind of food poisoning

but I always live in the bathroom when I go there

sad face

I am the only one going through this huh

Romance › Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by onila(f): 8:35pm On Dec 07, 2015

firsteva

tpia

TV/Movies › Why Did Shaka Zulu;s Mother Forgive His Aunt? by onila(op): 5:40am On Dec 07, 2015

nice, she forgave her

but she believed in never leaving an enemy behind
and she taught Shaka the same

beautiful nandi

south Africa has produced some of the greatest African movies ever

lovely history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEkRz6ABVs

Family › z by onila(op): 4:35am On Dec 07, 2015*

Culture › Re: Arrogant Igbos Are The Reason Why Ikwerre And Delta Igbos Deny Being Igbos by onila(op): 1:03am On Dec 07, 2015

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 8:28pm On Dec 06, 2015

jhydebaba:
No, society n media does not determine shiit when it comes to natural enjoyment.

U enjoy it, u scream. U don't enjoy, u hiss

I read guys online discussing screaming is gay for males

society standard

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 8:23pm On Dec 06, 2015

JimiCoker:
Seems fair to me.

Guys suffer from pre-sex stress including;
¤ Enduring the horrors of approaching/toasting Naija babes.
¤ Playing the role of mugu by spending on her, buying expensive gifts/dates, driving her around and generally being her lap dog.
¤ Paying hotel bills/stress of cleaning room and providing pre-act munchies (Naija babes can be such gluttons)
¤ Pounding away and enduring awkward tortuous positions/cramps while the lazy Naija babe lies limply, like a lifeless sack of bones.

I think the stuff you girls go through is karma's way of ensuring justice

the girl loses her reputation more

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 8:22pm On Dec 06, 2015

ssweetorgasm:
it is only stressful when u are doing it before marriage, but when u abstain from sex till marriage, then sex will be enjoyable between u and ur husband, even the joy of getting pregnant will make it more sweeter.

dont u have a brain

my post is obviously for unmarried pple

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2015

crazysaint:
onila, make I hear something na people like you the spoil show for guys eh.. if you no like sex , fold your legs and kip no come here come yap nonsense make other girls see..

I go fhuck you onila, and any day you enter me, I go tear that your rotten toto apart.

arent u happy

I am being an inspiration to ur family female members

and I am making stay away from females, the better for you

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 8:19pm On Dec 06, 2015

jhydebaba:
What an irony... Girls always shouting during sex and guys most time keep calm.

Girls lie savouring the enjoyment mostly while guys do the job sweating profusely praying to satisfy the girl.

Talk about stress, na guys dey stressed pass joor.

men enjoy when girls scream

it shows they are pounding it well, men appreciate it

its society and media has made women believe women shld be the one screaing

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 8:18pm On Dec 06, 2015

jonaifame22:
Ehn ehn! So how come sex workers are majorly females?

double standard

is more accepted in society for females to do it than males

its a mans world, women have less job opportunities than men

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Culture › Re: Arrogant Igbos Are The Reason Why Ikwerre And Delta Igbos Deny Being Igbos by onila(op): 7:41pm On Dec 06, 2015

EroticAngelina:
They are still Igbo... so he should stfu!

are u igbo?

Romance › Sex Is Stressful For Females by onila(op): 7:41pm On Dec 06, 2015

the fear of being used
the anxiety of thinking if u shld do it. .the process can give u migraines and fever

the fear of being judged
the fear of being pregnant
the fear of what pple say
the fear of the guy telling other guys he screwed you

Ladies. .virginity is the way

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Pastors Shout When Preaching? by onila(f): 7:36pm On Dec 06, 2015

pastors swag

pastors style

Culture › Re: Ikwerre Practice Corpse Husband Drinking by onila(op): 7:23pm On Dec 06, 2015

OPCNAIRALAND:
Drink waste water used in cleansing corpse

You people are nasty!
Spit on Ibo and its filthy culture...twweel!!

very useless culture

I guess everyone will admit that

Culture › Arrogant Igbos Are The Reason Why Ikwerre And Delta Igbos Deny Being Igbos by onila(op): 7:21pm On Dec 06, 2015*

My igbo friend

said he hates rivers igbos and delta igbos because they are promiscuous and not as fine as the upperland igbos
and also not as hardworking

and he said Ikwerres are not igbos. .over his live body!

he thought so low of Ikwerres
if an igbo cld say nothing good abt south south igbos
this is why many Ikwerres dont feel accepted by the larger igbos and just claim rivers

Romance › Re: Who Here Gets Along With Jamaican Men? by onila(op): 11:14am On Dec 06, 2015

JimiCoker:
While yo momma should've wiggled her baboon ass in encouragement bah?

old faggo-t

Romance › Re: Who Here Gets Along With Jamaican Men? by onila(op): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2015

JimiCoker:
Ok, since you don't have a brain, can I crumble the weed in your skull? Its all clumpy

yo daddy should've nutted on the floorLooking like a baby monkey with shingles

Politics › Re: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by onila(f): 7:22am On Dec 06, 2015

Ugomba:
who said so? Which tribe in SS Here can challenge we Aniomas in Achievements?
The raw truth is that Ijaw will colonize the ND Republic. I know their behaviour very well.

kalabari pple are better than anioma

Romance › Re: Who Here Gets Along With Jamaican Men? by onila(op): 4:53am On Dec 06, 2015

JimiCoker:
Holla

Insipid Nigerian gorilla

Pleased to meetcha

go smoke weed f00l

Romance › Re: Who Here Gets Along With Jamaican Men? by onila(op): 4:30am On Dec 06, 2015

JimiCoker:
I'd rather fυck you with a splintered baton bro

dumb Jamaican monkey

Romance › Re: Who Here Gets Along With Jamaican Men? by onila(op): 4:20am On Dec 06, 2015

JimiCoker:

fcck off

Culture › Re: I See More Delta Igbos Claim To Be Igbo Than Ikwerre by onila(op): 2:38am On Dec 06, 2015

OdenigboAroli:
Proud of what,exactly ?

dey have some sexy guys

they have a unique culture

Romance › Re: Who Here Gets Along With Jamaican Men? by onila(op): 1:23am On Dec 06, 2015

arent they the most useless pple on earth

Culture › Re: I See More Delta Igbos Claim To Be Igbo Than Ikwerre by onila(op): 12:27am On Dec 06, 2015

tonychristopher:
No very stupid

Culture › Re: Ikwerre Practice Corpse Husband Drinking by onila(op): 8:34pm On Dec 05, 2015

LadyFiona:
Now now....came the fvcck down. I haven't lock you up yet

that juju u posted with all the padlock on it

isnt that enough prove u have locked me already

ekwensu

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