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Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 5:20pm On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
grin cheesy cheesy dis was d sperm dah was suppose to supply sense to yu buh unfortunately yur moms shallow puss flushed it out and she decided to ice it for future reference
go and ask ur mama
who ur real father is

probably ur houseboy or gateman
the useless women from ur area are known that

thats y many of u come out pathetic like you
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 5:05pm On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
oloriburuko omo ni e.... . Wawa
go n massage the balls of uf the gateman

ur mama fccked once
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 5:05pm On Nov 27, 2015
gamaliel121:
Her uncle use to touch her when she was little
ur father touched you to the point

ur penis cant tick, now ur so impotent

dumb pric-k
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 5:04pm On Nov 27, 2015
Margauxluv:
First dis s not so funny
Second, u don't put down Errtin dat happens around you down.



Gross,eww!!
Ur mom saw ur landlord 's dick,...
angryNd it seems funny to you.
Silly.
Smh.




Borrow sm sense.
she was with a family member

uptight skank
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 11:06am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
see wu's talkn boit my dad...... Do u have any? U dis product of fornication shuttup
ur father that nuts in the dirty puss-y of ur mother

sucks being an ofem-anu
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 10:42am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
yu wudnt want me to start huh?........ . Meanwhile go and acquire more knowledge then we can talk about wisdom.. ... ... Both are deficient in your body
like ur father

Fat ass bitch please yo daddy should've nutted on the floor
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 10:10am On Nov 27, 2015
johnstar:
Make una leave dis b1tch na, she juz dey use una catch cruz


She juz dey jobless and hopeless






Nor quote me o, if u nor wnt make thunder fire ur useless mama wey dey suck d1ck #Ewu
ur a product of baby factory in imo state like my imo state landlord

foolish cannibalistic, akpu eating, classless, unstylistic, wife grabbing titt-y men

ur a waste
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:52am On Nov 27, 2015
Speechless3:
You sound like an abused hoe grin
thanks for telling me what u do to ur female neighbors

molester
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:40am On Nov 27, 2015
kekakuz:
So your mum saw your landlords balls
Somebody is giving a bblowjob soon and it's your mama
give BJ to a man that squeeze his wife tit-s during a fight

cant u see his wife left him
why wld my mother like a vomit like him

f00L!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:36am On Nov 27, 2015
Speechless3:
This post is far from innocent.

Is the OP a mental case? just asking.
total scum
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:23am On Nov 27, 2015
butanepro:
Like onila , like mother
ur mother is a bit-ch!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:23am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
even her dirty panties is neater than yur parents matrimonial bedsheets... . *spits*

Homo sapien oshi...
descendant of a dirty ofem-anu trash mother


no wonder you act like a trashy demon

typical of ur people
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:18am On Nov 27, 2015
Tonway:
Think nairaland should introduce contents' quality standard and criteria to feature threads. Shit like this for crying out loud would not even past as a nollywood movie script poorly conceived and written.
didnt I create this thread for nolloywood

fcck urself

or u just ashamed ur fellow Nigerian man can squeeze his wife t-its of an innocent woman

u are just as foolish as my former landlord

classless fccker
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:16am On Nov 27, 2015
mancheeutd:
wetin u dey do for onila thread don't u know she's just an attention seeking toothless biitch..
fcck of from here

idi-0t!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 9:14am On Nov 27, 2015
zubino:
@Onila for crying out loud, I expected u to show some lady qualities. I can't believe u spewed all those things in your post.
Remember, our actions of today may hunt us tomorrow.
What I m saying is that those exchanges were totally uneccessary. These are guys, u should have ignored them or rather don't make posts if u hate criticisms.
This is a faceless forum

now screw off!

I rememberrd a funny story and I shared

see nothing wrong here
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 4:27am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
So sad yur mum jux wasted 9months carrying you wen she cud have earned a great fortune in her p.orn biz during dat period... Ugly reetarded attention seeking gyals lyk you are nothing but a by-product of sthupidity, oniranu.... . Go play with yur small titts,



Probably it wud relax yur empty skull
go choke on ur mothers dirty pant

ofeman-u skank
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 4:27am On Nov 27, 2015
Vanquay:
I was already leaving but you dragged me back, don't you ever learn lipsrsealed

You are the Miserable one here with A thousand Threads telling folktales and giving Falsified Accounts not to add that Your threads are a waste to Nairalands Database. You are the Miserable one here whom needs to see a shrink Badly.

Arindin Oshi

My Girlfriend is working on a project, Im sure we will have a nice Thanksgiving Fvck so no need to fvck myself unlike you whom has no one to hold her in this cold Winter Nights undecided
I rather remain single for life

than screw an asshol-e like you

ur girlfriend does not have taste, I pity her life
hopefully she will upgrade in her next life

idi0t!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 4:14am On Nov 27, 2015
Vanquay:
You have too many threads its not hard to smell the "fakeness"

I don't Think, I know you are _Stupid, Dumb and Ugly undecided


I already left, you dragged me back cool

Why would I seek attention from Nairaland's greatest Attention-LovePeddler

I would gladly get off your _tits but sadly you had nothing to start with so I have no idea whose _tits you are referring to
now fcck off

I just decided to share an innocent story
yet only miserable cunts come here and spit venom

anoufia

now fcck urself and leave
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 4:10am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
if atall yu got a functional pussie nd yur brain hasnt been flushed throught it... .. .
lol the obsession is real

u think so low of me
yet always on my threads

go hang out with ur smart posters
and leave dumb me by myself

fccktard
waste of sperm
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 4:03am On Nov 27, 2015
Vanquay:
The sad part is when you realize you'll never have fights as you will die a virgin onila...I swear you have serious issues.

You Dumb, You Ugly, And you Stupid_ with low self-esteem undecided
what has that go to do with my post

if u think I am stupid,dumb and ugly

then leave my thread. .akpu f00l

attention seeking faggo-t

get off my tit-s
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 4:01am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
fast edioot, animal
dumb fcck!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 3:41am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
bittch yu my role model in all dat.. .. ... She even went with a family member.. ..... Damn dahs a top-notch swi.nger party cheesy wink
ret-arded f00l!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 3:29am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
so your sluttty mum ended up fvckkn d shiit out of d joystick
u are a very unclassy, filthy, disgusting person. .to talk so low of another persons parent

didnt u read my mother went with a male family member, you fagg-ot!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 3:26am On Nov 27, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
Mucheeew MUBBISH.. .... .




.
fcck off from my thread, skank!
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 3:24am On Nov 27, 2015
the sad thing

they have been separated for 10 years

and just reconciled after so many years

after 4 months of just being together

they had this mighty fight

they never reconciled till today
although we moved out from that compound
my mother said his kids still visit her,
Romance › The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by onila(op): 3:18am On Nov 27, 2015
one time early in the morning

we heard a couple screaming, shouting

my mother rushed downstairs with the other neighbours
they found out our landlord and landlady were fighting in front of their house

before they knew it
my landlord grabbed and squeezed his wifes breast. .squeezed it so tight grin
she started screaming. .ewo ewo! help me, help me

inorder to help her self grin
she grabbed his dick and squeezed it too hardly

he screamed = my penis o, my penis o! grin

one way or the other. .some of the neighbours separated them

the landlord was rushed to the hospital. .bcus he complained his pee pee hurts

my mother and my uncle went to visit my landlord after he came back
as to see what happened and try and settle things with his wife

as he was explaining to my mum
he kept on dissing his wife

see what that animal did to me
before my mother knew it, he removed his jeans quickly and showed my mother his penis grin grin

my mother cldnt believe what the landlord just did shocked shocked shocked shocked

my mother saw the tape and plaster the doctor has used for his thing. .for the wounds grin grin

look at what that useless animal did to me. .Onila mama, Onila mama

husband and wife issues!!oo lol grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Short Men Chase Me? by onila(op): 11:00pm On Nov 26, 2015
blackpanther25:
lol you are crazy
ma handsome follower
Romance › Re: I Am The Only One Who Thinks Mrcork Is Not Funny? by onila(op): 10:02pm On Nov 26, 2015
JiggamanGh:
Nah, onila has only one crush and that's cam. I believe he might be the one to pop onila's cherry.
hes just a friend
Romance › Re: I Am The Only One Who Thinks Mrcork Is Not Funny? by onila(op): 6:16pm On Nov 26, 2015
firstEVA:
what of Sagâmite the fVcktard?
only funny when dissing pple who he doesnt agree with

his arrogance is sexy tongue smiley
Romance › Re: I Am The Only One Who Thinks Mrcork Is Not Funny? by onila(op): 6:14pm On Nov 26, 2015
JiggamanGh:
Cam is not funni at all
grin I like him still
Romance › Re: I Am The Only One Who Thinks Mrcork Is Not Funny? by onila(op): 5:31pm On Nov 26, 2015
camnewton4prez, shymexx and bittyend are the funniest

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