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ikekings: Lol... Very funny... ...

Yomieluv: Lol!Na good guy na,the man no wan mosquito finish him life ni,cos if him sick,nobody go carry am go hospital,but the baby can still be taken to the hospital if mosquito bite am.

Naso life be,all man for himself.

shymexx: Onila, I've been drinking and I'm tipsy... Let me give you a true life story(not bragging), word is bond and on everything...

In 2009, on my way back to uni at the train station(while waiting for my train), I saw these two nice chics... However, I couldn't be ar.sed to chat to them because I was too busy with checking football updates on my phone... Boom, my train arrived and as I was walking to the platform, one of the chics came to meet me and she said her friend likes me and she wanted my digits... Gave her my digits and she bleeped me from her friend's phone...

Fast forward to the next day, I rang this chic, and all she was telling me on the phone was that she ain't a cheap girl and that she didn't know why she asked for my number... Subsequently, she just kept playing hard to get till I got pissed off and deleted her number - and the same chic started calling me again... That's how psychotic naija chics are...

shymexx: Obviously - however, maybe it's just me, but there's something different about se.x with naija chics... I don't know if it's cultural, subconscious, spiritual, or natural - but it's just different and the natural connection is just always there...

I can't speak for everyone, or maybe it's just the naija chics I have been with - but it's different... Perhaps, that's why I've only really dated naija chics - but the others were/are friends with benefits...

*Don't try this at home - shymexx's story*

shymexx: I've never met a calabar chic, but I've been with an Igbo chic(nice girl)...

shymexx: Yeah - but the kind of games naija chics play is unacceptable...

They are on it, yet they want you to work hard for everything, that's unfair lol...

Sagamite: here is a conversation I recently had with a friend I had not seen for many years who came over to my house to hang for the weekend.

Friend: So are you saying you can marry a white girl.

Saga: Of course! Race does not mean shyt to me. I can marry anyone I feel like if I was to marry.

[Then after a brief thought]

shymexx: Bwahahahahaha
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Naija chics stay losing their men to other people with their stinking pseudo-hard-to-get attitude...[/b]

Hmmm... Maybe, their good ol'puccy is worth it sometimes, lashing a naija chic is the best thing in the world lol...

*Don't judge this post, I'm a little bit tipsy lol*

shymexx: Bwahahahahaha

Naija chics stay losing their men to other people with their stinking pseudo-hard-to-get attitude...

Hmmm... Maybe, their good ol'puccy is worth it sometimes, lashing a naija chic is the best thing in the world lol...

*Don't judge this post, I'm a little bit tipsy lol*