₦airaland Forum

obiorathesubtle:
need I point out you are and always will be a _bixtch?

aww when did u become so sensitive

good to see u got a soft side

its so sexy

[quote author=obiorathesubtle post=41797587]You were_stupid before.. But.. This!


This is an overdose![/quote fcck off

bush f00l!

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=41797412][/quote]is just that u dont relate to what I am saying

because u have never experienced it or ur bae is NOT on facebook

ur life is boring

nothing dumb with what I am saying

Kayoski:
onila onila onila ..
.what happened to you

u were once smart... am sure ur just catching fun sha..

i am being serious

is just that u dont relate to what I am saying

because u have never experienced it or ur bae is NOT on facebook

now I know why boys ask for nud-e pictures

I get horn-y excited when I observe he has changed his facebook picture or add a new picture on instagram

I just see him as a new person
and my inner craziness abt him becomes more crazy

and I just feel like fccking him right that moment
if hes not ard, I just wanna masturbate with his new picture on facebook

my feet grows bigger everyday

yesterday the size 11 shoes I just bought feels so tight

i thot size 11 is embarrassing for a girl
now size 12

size 11 was already too hard to find at malls
now I have to buy custom made shoes in the future
if most shops don't have size 11, then its size 12 they will now have

poor me

lol dont feel guilty

most kids catch their parents having sex
no big deal

he shld be happy, hes mummy gets attention from her hubby

if hes old, its understandable but still not acceptable
even some young Nigerian men are having little bumps
about to grow bigger when older

its so unattractive
I want a guy with muscles

a woman wants to have a man in the house. with muscles, the woman feels more comfortable and secured with her husband
a fit man represents strength

its more acceptable when women have pot belly than men
since in African culture, bigger or curvy women are more desirable

smooching
groping
kissing
dry humping

touching her boobs and bum is enough

the real sex takes too much energy and action sef and does not last long

I have been dreaming of making love with my crush and i feel more cozy when thinking abt making love than real sex

carlcar2012:
Onila d month and year is still young and you don already do half naked d tinz.

hmm

when I was 15
i deeply attracted to my cousins friend who was like 24

he was so hot
he looked like usher
6 packs
had height
and sexy
and smart

but not attracted to him like a boyfriend
I just wanted to fcck him

and when I see him on facebook still wanna fcck him
but dont still like him

i thought it was impossible to screw a person you dont like
but hes an exception

anyone

dukeolumde:
I will answer ur question in 2 ways:
1. Technically....YES u have been disvirgined
2. Practically....YES u have been drilled

CONCLUSION: It's definitely gonna be a good year for that MORFUCCKER in the DRILLING DEPARTMENT

making love

means groping and smooching, being almost half naked but not intercourse

wwhitewitch:
YES SHE IS

even if he sees her half naked

MoonChildng:
Onila did you make love ?
How far did you go ?
Because you may need to change your signature

no I havent

PLANETMARS:
not all na only d op

fcck off

f00l!!!

Miami11:
Is your dad in Nigeria

yea

like seriously isnt a man supposed to be strong for his family
he has such a horrible attitude

when my father is broke. .he starts acting miserable n grumbling everywhere

right now hes complaining the economy is bad. .hes into oil, i hrd America aint buying from us or something like that

he has been miserable thru this xmas season
calls my mother from Nigeria and calling her names
that all her children are useless
that his second wife children are better

that man does not know him being broke is affecting us all because we need him too
hes supposed to make us feel comfortable in hard times as the head of the family
and not make us scared

Vanquay:
I dont even know what to type on your thread...I feel sad for you(Well not really, i have my own shit_ to deal with)

You need a Boyfriend,,,ASAP Your pvssy is getting hella RATCHET

fcck off!

falconey:
'No one knew until she was buried' who then disclosed the information?

family members

they were fighting and some one spilled the secret

this happened to a well known family in Nigeria
and I heard fortunately. .due to my connections! u know

and the woman never told anyone
she kept it as a secret for the sake of her husbands reputation

some Nigerian women take being loyal and submissive to another level

ur dying and u cldnt expose ur husband

this is why Africa is falling

no one knew until she was buried

Nigerian women stop marrying useless men
fight for ur husbands to sleeping like dogs

computer0810:
. May u and u generation rot in hell for what u just said, a lot of mad ppl just post shit on dis nairaland,u will end up a failure dis year with that statement....nairaland shud not complain about my statement oh coz dis idiot caused it...2face is d best tin that has happen to dis music industry all d rest r full of crap

ur generation and all shall be poor and die slow

F00l!

just because hes the best in the music does not mean his lifestyle is perfect

bill cosby the black icon in hollywood

is still useless

now fcck off

f00l!

what a silly b1tch

ur father is a billionaire

ur asking that useless polygamist, razz, irresponsible 2 face to adopt you publicly

an insult to ur father n family

anam shobori

I am probably the most beautiful girl on earth

people have been calling me Agbani since I was 11
I have been doing beauty pageants since I was 8

I am far from perfect
but when it comes to looks, no woman intimidates me
I am can stand confident close to halle berry and kim kardashian

thanks heavens for the blessing

eroticecstasy:
@peeparty >>> ikpa, asuk asat nkpo adia? Obong odiong fi.

i take this moment to wish a wonderful lady, my delight.... a happy new year

onila, May ur days be painted in gold. May ur life be filled with diamonds. May the stars shine bright on ur world. May u have a fun filled year
Happy New Year my love

Happy new year love

after night vigil

he hugged me and said bye

hes 5 years younger than me, see respect

u just appreciate a gentleman sometimes

to be a beautiful girl is sweet o!

bettercreature:
I guess your new year Resolution must be ''riding as many diick as possible""

naa I dont do resolutions

I am already perfect

new year resolutions are for kids

I just came back from church
Happy new year❤

it was a long night. I was in church from 9pm to 4am

back to the gist
this is the first time, a guy has never hit on me
I feel so happy and relieved
I can have a male friend for once who does not fall in love with me

may the heavens continue to bless you Chichi

peleson:
@Onila Opobo people are the most peaceful people in the Niger Delta, very hard working, value education more, decent, handsome and beautiful, full of life and rich culture, advanced and intellectuals, they are not noise markers, Opobo has the highest number of professors by % in Rivers state. Have an issue with an Opobo person, he/she settles it in court with u n b4 an Opobo person takes u to court, be certain he/she is gonna win because he/she thinks through before any venture and they value agreement alot. Likes enjoyment t the fullest, always considers God factor. Opobo is the home of Firsters having seen and done business with Europeans b4 other(most) tribes in nigeria . But they like women and yabbing ooo. They also like to write grammar and plenty petition . They are more of professionals, very exposed and widely travelled. Politically inclined people
Onila u look like an Opobo girl oo they always look oyibo like

their guys are so sexy

especially the Jaja guys

9jatatafo:
Are their batty bigger than Yoruba women's own?

yea

I no blame them

Zimbabwe girls are some of the most beautiful girls in Africa

with their big batty