₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,127 members, 8,510,246 topics. Date: Friday, 30 October 2026 at 06:39 AM

Toggle theme

Onkoolos's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Onkoolos's Profile › Onkoolos's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 17 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 6:20pm On Sep 20
Jamiuokolaa:
This fixture shoulda been 3 points in the bag - Fulham no play anything tbh

Poor result
I will manage draw at this point, draw feel like win to me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:18am On Sep 17
If no be ronaldo wetin concern me and man u. undecided undecided. Ogun take anything assocaited with man u. Since have been supporting this team, na only pain. God will punish this team for me. I cant even cry again. It is just so painful. even girl no break perosn heart pass this man u. Ogun go take this team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:10pm On Sep 16
engrelvis:
Lamentations everywhere..let them do a 5-star performance today all these insult will stop.Another shitty display in our next game noise up again.ls a circle .Until we ready to call a spade a spade we will continue moving in circle.Sombody here ( I think afrodoc) said we should have given Carrick a handshake for job well done then allow him leave.
Tbh I don't really understand his experimentations.He had preseason to do that.let players go back to their original position.Cuhna in false 9 and Dorgu as LW is horrible.Let hope Baleba coming in will stabilize that midfield
even sesko self no look like someone that want to be starting
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Onkoolos: 12:26pm On Sep 14
pigmania:
Lol! The babe I'm dating and lashing now was the one who collected my number first. She stopped me on the road while driving a car I was trying to sell, pretending to have interest in the car, as my number was pasted on the windscreen. Na she dey always initiate communication first, always look sharp and never be desperate bro, it's just a game to them, get used to rejection too, never persevere.
grin grin grin. This make me remember how the rich girl currently in my house collected my phone number when I was in my 100 million gle. Right now she dey with me dey play with my .....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:03pm On Sep 13
That plane crash that happened in the 90's miss road, Na this year he supposed happen, Make hin wipe this team and the board away, God go punish carrick, the players, ineos, glazer, the medical teams in manu, gateman, the person wey dey help players watch thier cars in man, the photograher and everybody that is that man u currently. Ogun go kill them all. It shall not be well with them all
Nairaland General › Why Are People So Useless by Onkoolos(op): 5:03pm On Sep 12
Why do some people have money but refuse to spend on themselves. there is the guy in my house that have money but he wear tattered clothes, he looks like a begger, why are some people so stingy to themselves.. I just dont understand some peoples mentality, money you are suppose to spend on yourself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:02pm On Sep 11
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lrS0h-KAB6o

Make dem allow our boy focus. make them no set him up
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Chief Financial Officer Needed - Pay Is ₦8,000,000 - ₦15,000,000 A Month by Onkoolos: 2:05pm On Sep 08
saintopus:
This type of work dey for Nigeria?
As in, no be any oil production companies or CBN.

Abi una won use the person?

Na question I just ask ooo
Come island for lagos, u will understand
Properties › Re: Snake Shower: Would You Take Your Bath In A Bathroom Like? by Onkoolos: 8:51pm On Sep 07
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
What's the difference between bathing in this type of bathroom and bathing in a bathroom with a woman? angry.
This made me remembered when i took my bath with my side chick in my 350 million naira house in mowe.
Business › Re: Uber Exits Nigeria After 12 Years by Onkoolos: 3:37pm On Sep 02
Who cares, when I drive my 100 million gle peacefully here in lagos
Family › Re: Did You Have A Good Relationship With Your Parents While Growing Up? by Onkoolos: 5:37am On Aug 27
spiceadole:
No, I did not and I still do not have a good relationship with them.

My father was tough , abusive and extremely malicious.. made it clear he wasn't my friend or mate. The only time I could stay even 1 minute close to him was either he was beating me or verbally abusing me.

My mother was excessively judgemental and annoyingly over religious. She also believed I was a child and never had a say.

I left home as a teenager to university and stayed away for 3 years.. didn't visit and they didn't bother.
They didn't attend my matriculation, induction and convocation.
I learnt how to celebrate my wins alone.
First picture I took with my parents was during my wedding.
My siblings and I never had one family picture with them.

Today, I just send money when I want to. We still don't relate.
I don't know how to talk to/gist with them especially my father. My children do not know them.

I haven't spoken to my mum in 3 months and my dad in 11 months. I try not to pick his calls because we have nothing to discuss.
It's too late to begin building a relationship.
Don’t use the same behaviour from your parent to teach your kids, infact, when I have kids, I will always make sure all of them are friends with me, so that they get to express themselves very well, build good relationship with me and even among themselves. While growing up, most of our parents have this mentality of treating kids with harsh mindset which is not good. Let your kids be free with you, expose them to dating life from young age not to fall into trap of what is currently happening with kids of today, laugh with them , play with them and know when to set healthy boundaries with them.

Wetin I know self, make I go wash my 100 million gle
Travel › Re: N30,000 Lagos Airport-Ikeja Fare Sparks Outrage by Onkoolos: 7:04pm On Aug 26
The samething happened to me last week when I landed in Nigeria from canada, I had to call my driver to bring my 100 million gle to come and pick me at the airport.. I have the money but I cant be wasting money on useless things..
Politics › Re: Earning Below ₦300k? You Are No Different From An Almajiri – Usman Okai Austin by Onkoolos: 2:33pm On Aug 26
oneMalik:
Another MUMU man don talk !

300k na beans ?

And to counter you ... someone earning less than 100k will be healthy while you earning 300b will still die of cancer OZUOR !
See poor man thinking !!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 8:51pm On Aug 22
I don’t know why this premier league start na just another distraction and pain!!! Na only this useless spoil my day. God go punish those useless boys.. it will not be well with the coach, players, they will all die like fowl.. the plane crash that happened in 90s he miss date I swear , na this year he suppose happen to Man U team. Make all of them kpai since na pain dem won Dey cause me every season!!!

Person no fit Dey happy again.
Celebrities › Re: Celebs That Stormed Peller And Jarvis Wedding With Exotic Cars (Video) by Onkoolos: 2:59pm On Aug 02
Baronthecelebri:
Marriage that will not last
Haters will always hate grin grin grin, I was there with my gle that I bought in 2025
Adverts › Re: My Worst Date Experience by Onkoolos: 11:50am On Jul 30
That guy funny die grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: All People See Online Is Character, I’m More Mature Privately — Peller by Onkoolos: 12:36am On Jul 20
Omo see hate everywhere!!! Grown adult hating like this. Na tinubu cause this one!!!. God don bless the boy.. And nothing is stoping that no matter what you think. He is blessed!!!. Person wey una never meet for real life, unaa dey hate him like this..
Romance › Re: The Understanding Person Is The One Who Always Gets The Short End Of The Stick by Onkoolos: 1:09pm On Jul 16
Be Understanding and know when to set boundaries
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:36pm On Jul 15
Ellexy:
Yamal is a winger, we're talking about midfielders.
yaya
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:01am On Jul 15
Ellexy:
You know there's a reason Spain's coach benched Pedri and used Ruiz right? And the midfield of Ruiz and Rodri isn't some weak midfield, they're very physical too so my point stands.
Dem for bench yamal too 😂😂😂.. pedri has not been spectacular in this World Cup, no be by physicality and you are also telling me Rodri is physical persons wey fit go 2 years injury if he chop one hit!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:43pm On Jul 14
Jamiuokolaa:
The game has clearly evolved from the reliance on midfield water carriers to the use of tactically astute players who can read/execute strategies in an intelligent manner.
Portugal that have less physical midfielders was not played like this because of intelligence of vitinha!! Immediately dem commot vitinha dem score them!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:35pm On Jul 14
Ellexy:
True but football is highly physical. It's not not true to assume that African teams are physically stronger than other teams from other continents. Bro those South Americans and Europeans are insanely physical too.

The difference is they have solid technical ceiling as well as solid physicality and most African teams lack the initial. And the Premier league is insanely physical too. Pep had to learn when he came to EPL so he went after solid physical destroyers to balance the midfield dynamics.
Hope you are watching Spain vs france. Hope you are seeing how midfields work, see how dem pack intelligence for midfield
Career › Im Going Through Career Decision Problem by Onkoolos(op): 9:11pm On Jul 14
I’m currently 24 years , I’m facing a career decision problem, I’m very good at lot of things like programming, domain investing, IOS engineering and sass but my problem is choosing one and going deep
In it without thinking of been left behind in one… I’m going through a phase I need to take a decision and reject every opportunity that comes my way to specialize and go deep in one career aspect. Because I’m slowly becoming jacks of all trades master of none. My nairalanders have you even been in this situation?? And how were you able to cut off other things and focus on only that one thing..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 3:21pm On Jul 14
MRTA7:
Not enough physicality and atheletism from Wharton. If we wanted Wharton we would not have signed Tielemans. We need elite physicality in that midfield now. Santos,Kobbie and Tielemans can still get overpowered by a lot of midfields in the league.
Football no be by physicality!!!. If na by physicality african teams suppose dey collect world cup like water beacuse we always believe in physicality.. All we need is couple of midfielders with intelligence and technical ability...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 8:29am On Jul 14
Man U should just get me Adam Wharton.. That boy understand ball like mad !!! I see Adam Wharton, I see Toni Kross!!!


Adam Wharton + teliesman+ Kobboe mainoo we are set for years
Romance › Re: Is This A Good Reason For Me Not To Marry Her? by Onkoolos: 9:24pm On Jul 09
Walezy2020:
good intention or no good intention ladies & money na 5&6 I heard a guy talking with his friends today that a lady left her guy after the guy had spent like 2M for her naim I reached there & said forget it there might be someone somewhere that had spent more than what the guy that spent 2M na highest bidder they will follow
You will think na only by money until dem shock with you with another pattern.. 😂😂😂
Romance › Re: Is This A Good Reason For Me Not To Marry Her? by Onkoolos: 8:05pm On Jul 09
Samantha125:
I'm one of those people who hate unnecessary phone calls and texts... Even my family members know that whenever they see my phone calls and texts, it's something imperative.

Thankfully, my husband has a very demanding job and doesn't need to be calling or texting me every minute throughout the day... His constant calls and texts would've suffocated me.

So my advice would be that you limit the calls and texts, get a life outside of your relationship and stop being overly available, make her miss you.
Op If you follow this advice my brother you are dating yourself!!!… Person wey u won marry make uno disturb am with call or text aam. Infact some girls will not even allow you to call na dem go dey disturb you call if dem rate u. Op please move on, I hardly use 1 week with girls like this.. All this are flimsy excuse that you don’t want to be the foundation of your relationship… Any girl wey Dey act like say I Dey disturb her with call, no be me and her go continue the relationship, na disrespect of the highest order, if you don’t know
Romance › Re: Is This A Good Reason For Me Not To Marry Her? by Onkoolos: 5:16pm On Jul 09
LUAN1:
i believe my own is the worst case in 21st century 😂. If I sit you down to narrate everything, you fit slap me 😂.
Bro narrate aam make we learn make other no fall victim 😂😂😂
Romance › Re: Is This A Good Reason For Me Not To Marry Her? by Onkoolos: 5:16pm On Jul 09
Goodmarlian:
I am just tired of this my girls approach towards our relationship,this girl is good ,well behaved and has a good job shes doing at hand but the problem I have with her is that she barely picks my calls or reply chats don't get me wrong we talk so very well offline we can gist for long and all that but we are no longer together forget it she will never reply my chats or calls
I have complained a lot about this to her she will apologize but still continue now I think it either she doesn't really like me as I think or she just want to weaponise communication I just want to continue with the relationship for fun while a find someone else who is ready and prioritizes me for marriage ,I see poor communication as a huge red flag .
Bro let me give you the best advice you can ever get in your life, please leave the girl, if you know the sacrifices some girls do for who they love. You no go dey stress yourself. She dosent pick calls , she dosent reply to my text na for who girl no rate!!!😂😂😂. Dey there make some nairaland girls Dey tell u not too Dey clingy. Infact some girls love clingy guys that give them attention… Keep the time you are wasting now for the girl that love. You will see that you will not do too much!! If girl no rate you will hear excuse wey go won run u mad!!! 😂😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 8:12am On Jul 03
I don’t know why Bruno is chasing goals instead of assist!!! Bruno need to step up. I don’t understand him at alll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Onkoolos: 1:32am On Jul 03
Roland17:
There should be a petition to ban Neto from ever kicking a ball again.
That guy no good at all…

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 17 pages)