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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by onlinestaff247: 7:26pm On May 27
Kotla:


And it was just 2 days remaining for it to expire again. I planned to renew it sha coz I feel two of them are waiting the other one ghost me after asking for invoice

Guy,

If the cash land your account, don't forget me oh.

You fit reason me small thing so that we can celebrate the purchase of the domain.

My account is waiting.

Cheers!
Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by onlinestaff247: 6:54pm On May 27
Rapmoney:
I mean, the price of this bread is half the salary of some Nigerian workers. So can you purchase this bread in this present Nigerian economy? E be like say the bread dey cure cancer grin

Hey,

N20,000 for ordinary bread irrespective of the brand is way too high.

Do you know that bread is just like an appetizer for men? As for me, once I eat bread, it would seem I've not eaten anything yet...That's why I prefer swallow with nice soup filled with condiments.

I believe it's only women and children that loves bread.

That cash is enough to buy like N3000 food in a fast food, N2000 for two bottles of chilled beer, N2000 for short time with a babe, N2000 for data subscription, N4000 for transport fare for the week and the remaining cash to make soup with garri for the week.

Buying a loaf of bread for N20k is just to impress people but your budget and pocket go hear am.

Cheers!

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Family / Re: Help! I Think I Am Being Scammed Into Marriage. by onlinestaff247: 1:08pm On May 27
xin5:
A girl I am currently seeing is telling me the cost of her bride price is #120 that once I pay that..20 naira will even be handed back to me because she is not for sale. I asked her if that's all for the traditional marriage.. she said from there if we want to do big ceremony it's our choice. I think I am about to be scammed into marriage, something I might regret in the long run.. and I still wonder why her elder brother is still single (in his 40s) if marriage is cheap over there.

I wouldn't want a case whereby after doing that I will be presented an unexpected list of things to provide.

She's from the south.
I want confirmation if this is true

What part of the south, Edo or Delta state?
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by onlinestaff247: 8:16pm On May 25
khreus:


Your advice and plea contradict. The moment he send you a dime from it makes it un-judicious use of money.

That's not true.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by onlinestaff247: 6:39pm On May 25
Gpexchange:
Real name


Gpexchange,

How far?
Reason me for my last request, please.
Enjoy your loot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by onlinestaff247: 4:02pm On May 25
Midex88:
BET9JA DEM DON CHOP PPLE MONEY LIKE THIS, MY GUY PLACED 300K TO WIN 477K ON MANCITY WIN FOR THIS MATCH....... grin

Your guy messed up big time.
He would've placed the bet for United to win City to win N3 million naira at 10 odds.

Now, he's going to lose the N300k.
N300k that would've been enough to buy a new brand phone, carry babe for two nights, eat good food and drink Wella.
Sports / Re: DNA Test Reveals Kayode Olarenwaju Is Not The Father Of His 3 Children by onlinestaff247: 3:00pm On May 25
nlfpmod:


Nigeria Stories




https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/5-things-to-know-about-turkey-based-nigerian-footballer-olanrewaju-kayode/amp/



https://www.google.com/amp/s/pmnewsnigeria.com/2024/03/30/footballers-wife-dora-kayode-accused-of-fraud-adultery-in-scandal-involving-pastor-tobi-adegboyega/%3famp=1


The troubled wife knows what she's doing...She's been led by peer pressure and ill advice from her circle of friends.

All her friends listed are ibo ladies with money conscious attitudes...They're living in the fast lane, whereas the husband is busy sweating it out on the field.

DNA is the Koko.

Kayode should fight for his rights, file a divorce, reclaim his hard earned properties and get her arrested for paternity fraud with property theft.

She's a criminal from hell.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by onlinestaff247: 2:51pm On May 25
GIoriousGboIa:
he posted it before City won Epl.
He's not online since morning and isn't aware it's in front page

Who is to be blamed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by onlinestaff247: 2:34pm On May 25
Mide70:
thanks


You're welcome
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by onlinestaff247: 2:10pm On May 25
Mide70:
Please who can recommend a sure live stream app to watch the match

Download CNF app from Google Playstore and enjoy your soccer in HD...It's your megabytes.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by onlinestaff247: 2:08pm On May 25
Omooba77:
Manchester City are on the cusp of winning both the Premier League and FA Cup this season as they look to close in on the domestic double.

However, the reigning champions and FA Cup holders have Tottenham, West Ham and a Wembley showdown with Man United standing in their way of achieving the feat.

So with that in mind, let's dissect the odds Pep Guardiola's side are garnering with Sky Bet to win both titles, just one title, or none at all.



Omooba77,

Why can't you use a fresh write up for today's football news?

I'm seeing Tottenham and West Ham up there...Are they still relevant?

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Romance / Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by onlinestaff247: 8:24am On May 25
ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite


Guy,

I know you are presently depressed right now.

Don't do that shit you're planning to do or else, you would regret it in the afterlife.

Talk to your family members and friends for help.

Go to a church for help.

Hustle and live a crime free life.

Cheers!
Romance / Re: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by onlinestaff247: 8:17am On May 25
Testiebobo:
Fashions these days sef is going extra-ordinary. In those days crazy things were forbidden by our parents. But now it seems those parents now are adapting to the prime of life.
#babe told me she wants to upgrade her fashion. In what way? I asked! I want to pierce my nose with earrings and look more beautiful for you! (She replied). I'm okay with you, no need for upgrading! (I replied)
#previously on this same issue.
Loml i want to change my looks this month! How?(i asked)
I already told you before now i want to pierce my....... Huhmhuhm huhm (i interrupted)
I said i'm okay with your looks, okay wait does your mom know anything about this decision you want to make?(i asked) yes of course!(she replied)
Then i was thinking of what to say then i got an idea!
See i dont think i would support that. Because in the 19s the only people who pierced their nose and ears with several earrings were slaves and servants of colonial masters and people of high ranking then. In order to recgonize their slaves.
Pheww! (relief)

Guy,

Your wife is having low self esteem...She's about to vibe the olosho spirit.

Very soon, leg chain, waist beads, tattoos and multiple piercings.

I bet you, in the nearest 2 - 5 years from now, you would divorce her because she would've grown serious negative fashion sense which was led by the western culture and peer pressures.

In her mind, she's angry with you because you're imprisoning her liberal rights.

She's a bird to be set free.

Cheers!
Romance / Re: I Am Becoming A Local Champion by onlinestaff247: 8:10am On May 25
Auxtan:
I used to be very fluent in speaking English. Like my flows was so impressive that during my secondary school days I always represent anything that has to do with speaking English and so on.

I made the decision to become a businessman even before going to the university, that even while at the university I was a full blooded businessperson.

I am done with university for 2 years now and I have been fully into my local businesses, haven't bothered going for NYSC sef. Supervising my businesses here and there and dealing with mainly the locals who speak only our local language everyday of the week except on Sundays that I go to church and cool off.

The few times I speak English now, maybe when I go to the bank or the initial time I meet a new babe, I notice my flows have reduced drastically that I have even started watching movies in order to improve myself.

Who else is facing this?

Guy,

Who English epp?
Forget your flows and communicate nicely according to your environment.
Don't forget you're not in US or UK.
Nah Naija we dey like dis... Nothing dey happen with yarnings.

Be free!
Romance / Re: These Fears Are Real At 33 by onlinestaff247: 8:05am On May 25
Blessedpalms:
These fears are more than real the moment you hit 33. I looked in my mirror and saw my beards, becoming everything I feared.
I have never felt so lonely in a world filled with 7 billon humans. Too much worries

Maybe I should have took that risk, maybe I should have learnt something instead of just focusing on academics. I keep thinking about everything I could have done earlier. Maybe I should have started this 5 years ago at 28. Maybe I should have started that 7 years ago when I was 26.
But it's unfortunate those years are in the past now.

It's my fault, I was optimistic and thought things were going to be better. Government employment, good salary. I'll have a good career and my own family. Maybe a wife and 2 kids.
I just laughed at myself now,
This clown got No kids, no business
maybe that's even a blessing in disguise because how do I feed them?
I have always been afraid not being able to be there for people around me talk less of my kids. These fears are real because I can't even be there for myself.


I am not the type that blames anyone. I feel like life has a way of telling you optimism is weakness and a lie.
Don't get me wrong, Life is kind to many others
And this is where temptations comes, you start to see society and crime from a different perspective.
No one is free from this kinds of temptations

No one is free from this kinds of temptations.
This is why I find it hard to blame call girls and women in clubs acting a stripper. You don't know the kind of struggles that push people to where they are. I have grown and learnt not to make mockery of anyone. Some of them aren't even 33 yet. Alot of things tempt people to Fall. Many people with no real jobs.

Appprehsive about what to eat, appprehsive about health, Appprehsive about neighborhood asking for any fee, apprehensive about Rent, Appprehsive about aged parents. I don't know what tomorrow holds. You tell people to teach you things, they tell you, you're too old.

I am at a point where I am trying not fall. It's emotionally shattering. NO job, no real solid financial backing. It feels like only you in the world. you have to fight and figure it all out.
You think, Plan, write but see, it all feels like a meaningless scribble.

If you you are still 25 or 26 now is the time to do something. Just do something, forget about optimism. Optimism is deceptive.
Do everything not to stumble and fall in the future. Don't be bothered about what people think about what you do. You'll only be respected if you are able to care for yourself and people around you.

Guy,

Forget all those regrets and move on.
Are you opening the doors of depression into your life?
Life has got no duplicate.
You would still enjoy those things you lack if you hustle hard now.
No time is late.

Cheers!

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Romance / Re: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by onlinestaff247: 8:02am On May 25
Infolenka:
I think sex is overrated and I don't know why people are so obsessed with it.

I am going to share things I consider better than sex.

Feel free to add yours if I don't mention it.

Lets go.

You don't know anything yet, until conji wire that your small rod in this cold weather.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Smell Like Blood During Menstruation? by onlinestaff247: 8:00am On May 25
Hollybratt:
Hey chap cheesy There this my beautiful girlfriend i've been dating for the past 3years. i've always known her as a very clean lady. Even though yoruba girls are not that clean, but my babe own is different.

So she travelled to see her aunt in Lagos and spent a month there, so she just arrived the day before yesterday which is thursday, I was very happy, hearing that she's coming back to me. So she arrived with a cab while i was already waiting for her at the road. we meet each other, immediately i hugged her, the first thing i perceived is blood, even though she used perfume. i still perceived the odour of blood. I left her angrily and run inside my house and locked the gate. That was the odour i hated most in my life. I didn't open the gate for her, she called me on phone and explained to her. I stopped picking her call, so she asked me is it over like that and i said "Yeah"

IRMC

Are you on drugs or are your ancestors chasing you?

You see punnany and you ran into Yaba Left abi nah your Igbobi room?

Ozuor

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Sack Xavi With Flick Set To Replace Him by onlinestaff247: 7:17am On May 25
Judolisco:
Laporta jst Wan sack am abeg....

Yes, he just wanna sack him.

However, in my own assessment, Xavi has done well for winning La Liga in his first season and the Copa Del'Rey.

He qualified them for next season's Champions League.

Laporta would've allowed him more time if not for his egoistic attitude.

Yeye President
Sports / Re: Barcelona Sack Xavi With Flick Set To Replace Him by onlinestaff247: 6:27am On May 25
Judolisco:
d financial struggles of d club is not a secret, everybody sabi say barca Don broke for like 5 yrs now


Yes, the struggles of the club financially is well known publicly but Xavi went to misyarn about it which is not in tandem with Laporta.
Education / Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by onlinestaff247: 6:23am On May 25
Melagros:
COMRADES, we left secondary school over 15 years ago. So count us out grin grin

Mine is 30 years ago but still in the edu field.

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Sack Xavi With Flick Set To Replace Him by onlinestaff247: 6:18am On May 25
Judolisco:
Confused club
Xavi said he was leaving after d season.... They begged him to stay
He agreed to stay..... Now they fired him grin


Did you read what the news said?
Xavi would have still remained as Barca coach but he revealed the financial struggles of the club which made Laporta angry.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by onlinestaff247: 7:47pm On May 24
Zayttoven:

So this guy is still here with this modus operandi. Gets people to send money to him with the hopes of receiving a largesee in return. He then in turn comes around and announces that he has "so so amount" to share. Gives nothing, and the cycle continues.
A leopard never changes it spots after all.
You've done this for ages man, please give it a rest.

Zayttoven,

How many people have you helped in your life with evidence?

As for Goldenval, he's a true helper and philanthropist...He has been helping people with evidence... I'm a witness to that.

Empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

Regards!

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Career / Re: My Twin Took My Place At Work So I Could Go On Vacation - Now I’m In Trouble by onlinestaff247: 5:56pm On May 22
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True Talk
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by onlinestaff247: 1:07pm On May 22
goldenval:
Good evening guys, so I have 200k to the few people that credited my Opay few night ago and today.

Cc onlinestaff247, Sam2310 and two other guys I didn't remember their username. I think you guys are 4 or 5 in numbers, please kindly message me if you're the other two or 3rd guys i didn't include their names here.

Also tell me who I will credit this money that will share it to you guys.

Thanks


Zenith Bank
2548074712
Daniel.O
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by onlinestaff247: 12:44pm On May 22
goldenval:
Good evening guys, so I have 200k to the few people that credited my Opay few night ago and today.

Cc onlinestaff247, Sam2310 and two other guys I didn't remember their username. I think you guys are 4 or 5 in numbers, please kindly message me if you're the other two or 3rd guys i didn't include their names here.

Also tell me who I will credit this money that will share it to you guys.

Thanks



Zenith Bank
2548074712
Daniel
Adverts / Re: E-mail Mass Mailer & Undergraduates Database by onlinestaff247: 3:55pm On May 21
goldenval:
Onlinestaff247, please Whatsapp me using my number on my profile.


My WhatsApp is down since last year... WhatsApp doesn't allow me to log in...It will prompt me to download from the official site.

I guess, it's my phone cache.
Crime / Re: Missing Father Of Three Found Stabbed To Death In Kano by onlinestaff247: 7:20am On May 17
STEWpid:



I know it happened in Kano,,


It is also happening in FCT!



Okay, Mr.STEWpid



cHAi..
Crime / Re: Missing Father Of Three Found Stabbed To Death In Kano by onlinestaff247: 7:58pm On May 16
STEWpid:
Chai..



Those useless boys are now many in the FCT, stabbing people and highjacking phones and valuable items.

This is hOrribU!!

May God console the wife and kids left behind.











...but why are we seeing different pictures?



Kano and not FCT
Crime / Re: 30-Year-Old Manchester Teacher Pregnant For 16-Year-Old Student by onlinestaff247: 1:17pm On May 08
PlayerMeji:
America is gently imploding...

No civilization with so much crass assss freedom can survive beyond 500 years.

Just watch, they have won the war for Homosexuality which they fought for more than a hundred years... In the next couple of years, this strange teacher-student act will be what they will focus on to fight and win the war...any teacher can sleep with a student/pupil as long as they can prove that they are in love or whatever.....

Just watch...no moral fiber again..

It's not America but UK.

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Family / Re: My Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding With Four Days To Go by onlinestaff247: 1:11pm On May 08
PrayWills:
Our court wedding was supposed to be on Friday. I caught her telling a married man I love you and calling each other all sweet names. I confronted her and she said she was telling of proving to me she was faithful that I should draw whatever conclusions I wanted to.

I went to work on Monday and came back and told her I wanted to pause the weeding until we could sort our issues and she said we should call it off totally.

As we speak she has moved back to her mom’s house with the two kids, what do I do?

PS: she was raised by a single mom


She doesn't give a hoot about you because it's like she's the one who wanted to do you a service by marrying you.

She's got the single mom mojo in her blood right from time immemorial.

Let her be because you would be chasing shadows in the dark relationship.

Lastly, she doesn't love you a bit and it seems you initially exuded the SIMP attitude.

Cheers!

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Celebrities / Re: Doja Cat Goes Shopping In A Bed Sheet Almost Got Naked by onlinestaff247: 1:05pm On May 08
I thought Doja Cat was the normal animal cat who went shopping.

Westerners with their weird names and uncanny behavior.

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