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Tales by 🌕 moonlight.

Samantha125:
I'm married...🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

Samantha,

You're not married. Stop telling lies, except maybe you're married to your two cats.

Samantha125:
Very funny...😂😂😂

Samantha,


Are you a virgin? When would you get married? Don't forget that you ain't getting young anymore, right?

Once again, I would really love to be your soulmate and husband this year, and I mean it, sweetheart.

I love you so much!

Omotena1:
Had to create this account cause I'm in a tight fix this period and I need to help my parents.
I know you all will start preaching to me but not to worry, I've thought about it.

I need someone to have sexxx with, we might not necessarily be in a relationship but, we can be "having fun". Someone who has money and is currently in Nigeria.
I have just a body count so yes, I'm clean and tight down there.


*Please the having money aspect is important*

*You can refer a friend who is lonely and need someone as well.*

Send me a mail with any of your sm account, where I can see what you look like. I'll msg you myself.
amanduuchechukwu@gmail.com


NB: For those e-mailing please read through again. I can't just drop my number for you, sorry. I'm a lady and I'm more at risk here, drop your sm handle, I'll DM you myself.

OR

Create a parody SM account. Send to me as you email and we'll have a video call session to ascertain our genuity.

For my safety and sanity. Thank you

Omotena,

So, you want to sell your Toto for money, right?

Anyways, the ops name sound like Delta name. I believe, the op is a love-vendor or scammer or both.

Samantha125:
It's not a crime... Maybe you should go for single fathers as well.

I had also always made sure to keep away from single fathers because I don't want to get in between someone and his or her father.

I'll only consider them if one day it happens that I'm also a single mother myself.

Samantha,

Stop whining. The other day, I told you let's get married, and you were indecisive.

Single father or single guy, you're not ready to marry.

You prefer to marry your cats, and give birth to cats.

It's better to locate that her madam and Iraqi family that molested her and kpai them fast. See her face all swollen and hands in bandages.

kestolove95:
The man want to kill her nd inherit her property... men from that state are lazy only knows how to bleach

Ozuor

Elusive001:
Yes ooooooo

Before 1999, everywhere in Lagos was bush. No single development until 1999. Everything you see in Lagos was built from 1999 - 2007.

That's not true!

I was born in Lagos in the 70s and Lagos was already developing. No bush as perceived.

I went to primary and secondary school and everywhere was already running.

Best bet, is to stay where you work from Mondays - Thursdays and come back home on Fridays evening to avoid pocket sapping transport fare.

If you know you can't stay where you work, go get a bicycle and commute in peace.

If you're earning N200k - N300k, nah transport fare go finish you, coupled with the traffic jam wahala. In short, how many people earns up to that amount in Lagos as salaries?

Lagos is not for the faint hearted...Why not relocate to a more friendly and economical state to have peace of mind?

Cheers!

Bandits on the loose.

North is never safe, thank God I left there.

Those guys are bloody terrorists, no doubt about it.

Happy New Year Bettors,

My resolution in this 2025, is to STOP virtual/zoom games completely and concentrate only on soccer.

For every weekends, I shall be spending only N1000 multiplied by a month should not exceed N4000.

That's my resolution, so that I can save the major part of my salary.

Cheers!

massive1019:
2024 Summary


Total names bought + renewed this year…197
Brandable…11
Geo…177
EMD…9
Total sales…30
C.P = $1,348.45
Gross S.P = $8,683
Net S.P = $7,459.1
Net Profit = $6,110.65
Logistics = $187.5
Take home profit = $5,923
Best niche…Tech
Sales venue: Atom(2), Afternic(18), Daaz(2) and Dan 8.

Don't relent and don't give up. Keep pushing, sooner or later sales will come, and when they come invest more.

More sales to us all this year.

Dear massive1019,

Do small giveaways than posting all these enticing figures.

What's the essence of the post when you can't help your fellow man to enjoy in your success?

OPAY
8134198795
Daniel

Thanks in advance.

Happy New Year!

Dear Op,

The best football moment in 2024 for Nigerian football lovers, should be when Ademola Lookman scored a hat trick to win the Europa Cup for Atalanta, and being crowned the CAF player.

Take it or leave it.

Happy New Year!

Sapasenator:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am completely lost and need advice. My name is Olumide Adeyanju(Not my real name), and I’m a 42-year-old civil engineer based in Lagos. I’ve been married to my wife, Tola, for seven years. We have a son together, Jidenna, who is five years old. Our marriage hasn’t been perfect, but I thought we had something solid—until recently.

When I met Tola, she was a divorcee. She told me her first marriage to a man named Dapo Olatunji ended after three years due to irreconcilable differences and I believed her. According to her, Dapo had anger issues and was overly controlling. She said she left the marriage to protect her mental health and focus on building a better life for herself. At the time, I admired her courage, and we built a beautiful relationship.

Last month, everything changed. Tola and I were invited to a wedding in Lekki. As fate would have it, Dapo was also at the wedding. It was the first time they were seeing each other in nearly 10 years. I noticed they exchanged pleasantries, and while it seemed cordial at first, something about the way they looked at each other didn’t sit well with me.

In the weeks that followed, I started noticing subtle changes in Tola’s behavior. She began acting distant and spending more time on her phone, often smiling at her screen like a teenager in love. When I asked her what was going on, she brushed it off, saying it was just "work stress."

Then, two weeks ago, I came home early from work and found her on a video call with Dapo. She didn’t realize I was home, so I overheard parts of their conversation. They were laughing and reminiscing about their past together—things like how they used to travel to Abuja for weekend getaways and the time he bought her a surprise gift for her birthday. It felt like I was intruding on a private moment between lovers.

When I confronted her, she admitted that she and Dapo had been talking regularly since the wedding. She claimed it was "nothing serious" and that they were just "catching up as friends." But I don’t believe her. Her behavior has changed so much. She’s more secretive, and I even found out she met up with him last Saturday without telling me. She said it was a "closure" meeting, but why does she need closure after all these years?

Now I’m stuck. I love Tola, but it feels like her heart is being drawn back to Dapo. I’ve spoken to my elder brother, Kunle, and he thinks I should stand my ground and fight for my marriage. But my best friend, Tunde, says I should let her go if she’s already emotionally checked out.

I don’t know what to do. Should I confront Dapo directly? Should I give Tola an ultimatum to stop talking to him? Or should I quietly walk away and let her decide who she really wants to be with?

Please, Nairalanders, I need your honest opinions. Have you experienced or heard of a situation like this? How do I handle it?

Guy,

Are you simping or what? That closure they had sometime ago, they fuucked very well with different styles, as they remembered old times.

You're on a long thing, oga...Your present relationship with Tola will never last, as the handwritings are visibly on the walls that your Tola is already deceiving you like a low key fool.

Best bet, is to call it off now or else, she would be the one to call it off, and that would make you a laughing stock to our brotherhood, oga.

Your relationship has hit the rock already and the ship has broken with water entering into it speedily...Your ship is fast sinking and you would soon drown in it in the Atlantic Ocean of your woman's kpekus.

Please, check out now and be the one who won the battle...Your madam is a cheap LovePeddler.

Cheers!

At home with my folks.

loveoris:
Perfectly functional laptop available for sale

HP Elitebook 840
Core i5
256/8gb
SSD

250k..... slightly negotiable

Reason for sale: Got a new laptop


Interested? Call or Whatsapp +234 706 610 3523

Fly it for N150k.

officialfestus:
Airtel mifi needed within Benin city

How much?

Sonofgod1990:
Eyaaa. Rip to the dead...
5 people should drop account for 2k each. Dis life Sha na nothing

Audio giveaways as usual that never reach the recipients.

If it is true Sonofgod1990, send it to me and I'll believe you for once.

OPAY
8134198795
Daniel

Odafe360:
I posted a previous topic about my divorce with my wife and i got alot of advice on this platform which really encouraged & have me strength.

I'm really grateful for the nairaland community. The only issue i'm still battling with right now is how to move on, i'm trying everyday to forget the past, but the more i try, the more it's becoming fresh in my heart and the pains too. I won't lie to you it's difficult. Sincerely sometimes i cry and the thoughts of ending my life comes and goes. I don't drink, I don't smoke, neither do i womannize and worst of all i don't have much friends cos I'm more of an introvert.

A snippet of the entire problem is that most times we have an issue and she leaves the house, i've always been the one going to speak to her mum, plead and bring them back home, that's why whenever there's problem and she goes back to her mom's place, nobody from her family would contact me to even hear my side because I've become like a fool to them cos they know i'll still come. This last one that she left, we just had a little issue and she packed a her things and left. So many people not to go to her family house and beg this time around since i didn't send them packing. I swear guys, i've forgiven and tolerated what 90% of men won't forgive nor tolerate from her.

Please guys help a brother with more advice, how do i move on?

Good luck

Where's the giveaway by Koldrun?
Samueltemi, has he sent you the N60k balance yet?

Don't forget my account details I sent you since yesterday.
It's taking time.

Have a nice week.

Samueltemi337:
8022 190 242
Palm Pay

Thanks

Samuel,

Please, I'm number one on that giveaway by koldrun.

OPAY
8134198795
Daniel

Thanks!

koldrun:
Total payout - 984k
Current cashout-921k

I don increase the giveaway to 80k

God thank you for this day

MY BIGGEST WIN EVER

Koldrun,

God is about to pick your ticket.

I've attached the screenshot. Just only 24mins AC Milan and Roma are already playing 1 - 1, remaining just one more goal and there's still so much time.

I'm the one that quote you first with account details. Put me as number one in your N30k giveaway.

OPAY
8134198795
Daniel

Thanks in advance and congratulations.

More winnings.

bluefilm:
But why is Braga this useless?

Don't mind Braga, but they played over 2.5, Sha.

Rio Ave 2.5
Braga 2.5
Porto 2.5

abba190b:
you will get 10k if Roma score 3goals

Abba

It's already 1 - 1 between AC MILAN and Roma.

Your money will green, IJN.

koldrun:
Na Ac Milan vs Roma hold me here. If they play over 2.5, I go do giveaway 30k.

Koldrun,

God is about to pick your ticket.

I've attached the screenshot. Just only 24mins AC Milan and Roma are already playing 1 - 1, remaining just one more goal and there's still so much time.

I'm the one that quote you first with account details. Put me as number one in your N30k giveaway.

OPAY
8134198795
Daniel

Thanks in advance and congratulations.

More winnings.

abba190b:
I am now a certified millionaire. Massive giveaway ahead

You be man.
Congratulations

Do me giveaway

OPAY
8134198795

Thanks in advance

Odafe360:
I posted a previous topic about my divorce with my wife and i got alot of advice on this platform which really encouraged & have me strength.

I'm really grateful for the nairaland community. The only issue i'm still battling with right now is how to move on, i'm trying everyday to forget the past, but the more i try, the more it's becoming fresh in my heart and the pains too. I won't lie to you it's difficult. Sincerely sometimes i cry and the thoughts of ending my life comes and goes. I don't drink, I don't smoke, neither do i womannize and worst of all i don't have much friends cos I'm more of an introvert.

A snippet of the entire problem is that most times we have an issue and she leaves the house, i've always been the one going to speak to her mum, plead and bring them back home, that's why whenever there's problem and she goes back to her mom's place, nobody from her family would contact me to even hear my side because I've become like a fool to them cos they know i'll still come. This last one that she left, we just had a little issue and she packed a her things and left. So many people not to go to her family house and beg this time around since i didn't send them packing. I swear guys, i've forgiven and tolerated what 90% of men won't forgive nor tolerate from her.

Please guys help a brother with more advice, how do i move on?

Odafe,

There's no big here at this junction in your life. It's normal.

Your ex-wife's family has already belittled you to the extent that you don't have a say in their daughter's life. They don't regard you shi shi.

As you've divorced her, that's a clear pathway to you rediscovering your self worth as a man.

Right now, all you need to do, is to take a chill pill and clear your mind by purging all thoughts of her and her misdemeanors...I know it won't be easy, but you would definitely get over it gradually. I know how it feels.

Anyways, if you had any kids by her, no qualms, they would definitely come around you when the time comes.

Use this timeline to hustle and make more money for yourself and your blood family. In addition, visit your family often to feel a sense of belonging.

Odafe, within a short while, get yourself a sweet lady that would respect you for who you are...This time, make sure you study her family orientation before commitment.

You don't need to be too introvert, get out of your shell, and explore the world around. You deserve the best in life. Don't stress yourself anymore, as we all got one life to live, my brother from the same state.

You're supposed to pay me for my brotherhood advice or should I send you my account number in the spirit of this yuletide?

We can talk more on WhatsApp if you want to.

Cheers!

Twinkie8:
Has anyone heard of sexominia before? How can a man be having sex while asleep, wakes up without remembering the events of the night.
I believe my husband has a disorder called sexsomnia; it is a parasomnia that results in the person affected to instead of sleep walk to engage in sexual activity. I read a lot about this on webMd.
It started happening just one year into our marriage. He started acting strange during sleep at night. All he ever did then was basically handle me out of no where in the middle of the
night; rub my boobs, make out with me one time, rub my butt, rub my veeejay, and sometimes touch...er...anus. I would always tell him about it the next day and he wouldn't believe me. It soon almost seemed to turn into an ongoing joke; I would tell him what ridiculous stuff he would do, he would laugh and say he doesn't believe me, etc. I prayed, casted out demons and suggested he goes for deliverance the way Jim Iyke once did at Emmanuel but he won't take me seriously.
However, two weeks ago it turned into something else entirely. This one night my husband in the middle of the night probably around 1:30am, turned over and began handling me like he always did at night, but soon it turned into him taking my underwear off and wanting to. Even though I was extreamly tired and not really in the mood I just went along with it. So, we started, but about 3 minutes later he pulled out and started handling my bom bom
(anus)... And let me be clear, I am willing to try anything when he asks which he has asked to have anal several times before to which I tried but it hurt to much for me that I couldn't even take hardly any of him in... Anyways, he knows my discomfort and moral objection to it.
Well, back to the initial story, he then continues to handle my anus, and I just say no and keep pushing his hand away, well then next thing I know he just shoves himself in my backdoor without any warning nor lubrication. I scream out "no" and am overcome with pain to the point I felt like I could hardly breath. And all he said was, "It's too late it's already in." I kept saying "No" but was barely audible over my painful screams. He took no notice and went hard until he finishes inside. Then he gets up without saying anything and goes to get me a towel then proceeds to go to the bathroom to go and clean up.
I couldn't sleep the rest of the night, and for the next three days I didn't speak a word to him.
SOURCE: www.wivestownhallconnection.com


http://www.wivestownhallconnection.com/2016/02/i-think-my-husband-has-disorder-called.html#more

Take it or leave it, your husband is gay and prefers tight anus than your slacked and wide kpekus.

When you're not around, he would start fuckkin young boys. I believe, he's a pedophile.

Divorce him asap

Tinubulation

kossyablaze:
I have concluded on that

https://www.nairaland.com/8301483/congratulations-lucky-winners

Okay, just help me with anything, I beg.