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Mr-Cork:
A barber was being electricuted in his shop after he noticd he had no power in his shop n decidd 2

fix it. At his scream some old Nigerian women came runin n at d sight of d barber shakin n smokin in d head.   dey rushd

out 4 buckets of water, pourin it on him n finally killed   him. ( it's a  true life story)

lwkmd4h Mr cork u funny wel wel

Cos u question d fact that God sent his only son to died, so that we may live. Why would u say such a thing, i think u need to ask God for forgiveness.

Cos u question d fact that God sent his only son to died, so that we may live. Why would u say such a thing, i think u need to ask God for forgiveness.

ROSSIKE:
- in order to forgive us?

If you really sit down and think about it, it makes absolutely no sense. 

Sure, christians will come up with all sorts of esoteric, long-winded explanations for it, but we all know deep down  that none of those explanations really make sense.    All the big man upstairs had to do was whisper in His mind three very simple words: I Forgive You.

Finish!! Finito! End of Story!!  All Done!! Goodnight! Kachifo!! Bye Bye!!

But I guess such a scenario was far too simple and unprofitable for the generations of professional priests, popes, pastors, cardinals, and other ''middlemen'' to heaven that have capitalized on our fear and guilt to rake in billions! 

This is my reason, read ur post every well.

ROSSIKE:
I'm very ok madam. How r u?

I hope so

@poster are u sure u are ok?

queeneve:
Mr cock and Precious

I hope percious know that Mr cork is a m.a.l w.a.r.e

Not really, but am looking forward to that someday.

D-sense:
OP,






Na God go hammer u nd who sent u to open this kinda thread.Jobless slowpoke.

Roflmao

Jus waiting to see the reaction of these people u mention their names.

Mr-Cork:
***dyammm, ilitrasy is a desease, truss me!! Am asking (A) and theytalking (B).

Didnt this  people go to school?***

I wonder which university u graduate from.

Dyt:
no oofeinse

lmao thanks for reminding him that

Well i wil jus advice u to stick to ur girlfriend n forget about the girl

Mygoldie:
@poster,if she bed wets, then get her pampers and if she snores, cover her mouth with an old stockings, SIMPLES  .dont stop loving her tho.

Lwkmd4h Nl una 2 much

This world is hard for us comprehend,
Too hard to understand,
But me i no go frown ma face,
cos this is jus to make us strong.
I love this part. Rip Dagrin

Odunnu:
This brand wont sell at all, you need to re-brand Mr Okuko

Exactly my sister, can u imagine Mr cork of all people asking who we wil choose apart from him. I think this is insult to all girls in Nl

Mr-Cork:
Nigerian womens dont no a good man till him gone!!, 4real , thats why they all still single.

truss me!!!

I will rather become a nun than to date or marry u kind of person.

Mr-Cork:
Sorry, i rather marry my sef than to marry womens like: My Goldie, Queen eve, annnawhite, and so on

I dont like fat womens (no oofeinxse)

lmao what type of person are u?

Really? Oya clap for urself.

Mr-Cork:
bro u are right, my only advise is to never ever move near a black woman, esppecialy when she Nigerian

(no ofeinse)

what exactly is your problem with black/naija babe

@ MR CORK must u post in every thread made in nairaland na wa, @topic no i hvn't

Mr-Cork:
onstelly, ermm madam, I just saw your pickture,  

Pliss  remove your wig,   Its not user friendly (no ofeinse)

Roflmao Mr Cork i must confess that even though that u are annoyin, u stil hv a way of making people laugh and if u must know i wasnt wearing any wig

D-sense:
U neva made sense to me Mr cock.

U can say that again, again n again. Some people are simply annoying.