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MrCork:

What!

MrCork:
... candle light dinner?...there in nigeria?...you think Valentine dinner is about eatin bread n egg or rice & conbeef stew? .... I need to find a way to bring you to London ..serrrrriously!

Lmao

MrCork:
...there she go again...typikal village girl all ways *cusssin*.....12years on nairaland & then she stil wonders why she can't find man!! ((((WE GIVE UP)))

Village mofo

MrCork:
^^^ok Onstelly ..you win
..what do you want for Valantine?

Candle light dinner

MrCork:
....oooooo yes you gaddem....i am definately no longer goono sleep wit ypu when i arrive on nigeria next month an guesd what?....your visit to my hotel is now oficialy counciled!!(REAL TALK)

Ewu

MrCork:
...I am no longer GOONO sleep wit you when I arrive in nigeria next month. ...am settling for refiner,fabulocity,prettythicksme, dollyjoy & kashybaby...THAT'S YO PUNNISHMENT! !!

Like I care
Wait oh, in you dream
If I hear

MrCork:
..Ladies. ...why do you all ways cover yor teeth with yor hand very time you laugh... we been notiscin this. ....this is confusin to us....WHY??

Rubbish thread

I wanna be with hmmmm.......

QueenValerie:
yeah.
But you know If we go out dressed all cute....Who knows.

Yeah yeah nice one

Back to topic like I expected nobody is saying anything bout the gift but busy saying they are all single

MrCork:
..thanks babe.. i no!!

What the hell
I didn't make that goddam comment

MrCork:
..sweeery have you change your color to lightskin yellow?

Yes I have

MrCork:
^^^^^very unladylike & always cussin.....2016 & she still ain't find man on nairaland!!

And not looking for a man you edoit

MrCork:
..REALY??...DO YOU HAVE A MAN? ((Nope))....WILL UPU EVA FIND A MAN? ((keep dreamin))...DO YOU HAVE A VALENTINE? ((nope))...AS ANY GUY EVER BOUGHT YOU 12RED ROSES? ((phuck No))....YOU WANT MR CORK TO BE YOUR VALENTINE? (in your dream))..

..there you go....I rest my case!!.

Roflmao edoit guy

MrCork:
..do you homebase people celebrate Valentine day or is it illegal?...please advise!

Rubbish thread

MrCork:
^^^ATTITUDE.

Huh

MrCork:
....bro we cook..refiner is my properly. ..i will give you two babeon nairaland insted.. (kashyBaby & Onstelly )...bro...you will love them coss they date anytin!.

F. Oool

QueenValerie:
Hi.Onstelly

Hello QueenValerie

MrCork:
...uncle. ..the bad news is that QueenValerie from day one as all ways been mine & refuses to date any of you boys from nairaland. ....the good news for you thou is *am to giving you 2 ladies for free **Refiner & Onstelly*....the order good news for you again is that they date anytin..TODAY IS YOR LOCKY DAY! !

St.upid thing

MrCork:
.. ok you win...I apologice...can I mate wit you?

Am not a goat that mate

MrCork:
..Onstelly is from ghana...she sopose to be dakskin!!

Isi aki

God have mercy

MrCork:
...pliss rememba am juss tryna hep you....if other females on nairaland like Onstelly can listin to my profesional advise & change ther color to lightskin yellow...who are you not to liston.....and by the way..did I mention I drive £28000 cash range rover spot!!

Stop mentioning my name you ediot

MrCork:
...so..have you now changed color to lightskin yellow?

Yes I have hon

QueenValerie:
Ignore Cork.
Have you seen my dark skin woman positive thread?
You can find it on my profile if you want to take a looksie.

Oh thanks hon
Will go there right away

MrCork:
...bro...forget queenvalerie...she a time waster..plis would you like to manage Onstelly...she likes to cuss people though.. you want? !

Cos I keep on telling you to stop asking our girls to bleach

MrCork:
..QueenValerie (dakskin wifey material) clearly as more class than you coss she never swaaars...chelseabmw too if a fine not who is too much for you

..YOUR PUNISHMENT...AM goooono who you up with the ugliest mofolick mechanic loookin HOMEBASE SKINNNY lagos driver called *Falconey*.....the good news though..he dates anythin..you!.

Last time I checked am too busy for bullshit

MrCork:
...sweeery do you realice olif you bleach your skin color to yellow. ..you will work Metcalf stop swaaaarring like bus condoctor?..have you seen lightskin females like nubian113, ishilove, kashybaby,prettythicksme, manager or even sef..ordnary onila swaaaar in your life?...GROW UP & BLEACH GADEMMMMIT!

Onye ara

MrCork:
[...see your tomato head like Somali refugees....have any of your boyfriends been to London?..GOAT!!

Ewu

MrCork:
....man how?.. a mechanic?....you kidddin me? ....so you don't want to marry doctor, pilot,enginenear or best of all...a guy from London?..me?

Broke guy from London you mean
Fling my weaves and walk away