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MrCork:
u
..yes...ugly babes are more carin..you don't belif...jusss ask Onstelly,Refiner or Kashybaby

Ewu Gambia

MrCork:
...my job is to find you & Refiner a man on nairaland....am even ready to give you 2 away for free sinse you refuse to gimmmme 3week punnny you owe me!

Don't die on top punny
Cockyheady

AyamConfidence:
oh you're Igbo....the merrier...i can deduce your English name is Stella, maybe your Ibo name is Onyinyechi or Onyedikachi...am i right?

Wow you so right
You got it correct, the first two though

MrCork:
....bro..try Onstelly, Refiner or Kashybaby.....they date anything!

I don't blame ur cockyheady

AyamConfidence:
is Onstelly your real name?....i like adresing people by their names

Combination of my English and Igbo name

AyamConfidence:
thanks ma'am...may this new week be good for all of us

Amen

Roflmao

AyamConfidence:
i dont know...i was more interested in charging my phone

Choi
Repent oh
Happy new week

AyamConfidence:
It was rich...just didnt pay enough attention

Hmmmm
But why

My bff
We have been friends for ages and still counting

AyamConfidence:
thanks...its over now...i'l go and confront my demons on monday...how was service today

Very fine dear
Urs nko

AyamConfidence:
today is gradually becoming one of the worst days of my life...it should not just get worse...that's my prayer

Oh so sorry bout that

AyamConfidence:
i swear i dont even have power to shout...i'm okay...how was your day

Hectic and yours

AyamConfidence:
beht you shoulda just obeyed the warning...anyway i'm not here to fight....i am Confidence...how are you

Don't even have strength oh
Am good n u

AyamConfidence:
Beht you saw my warning na...why did you disregard it

Cos you don't have to tell me not to mention you whereas you did that to me in the first place
And I was on my own oh

AyamConfidence:
Okay OP...Let me give you other assignments...oya diagnose the following: preetythicksme , estharfabian , sickstars , mynd1 , onstelly etc...nobody should mention me o.

Hmmmm but you just mentioned me
Why

chimkaire:
Bae, don't you know Mr. Cork?

Smiles

MrCork:
...lokily I have for given you and today is first locky day.....I am going to allow you phuck me!!

OK

chimkaire:
serves her right

You are supporting him
, #sadface for you

MrCork:
...yessss...you will NEVER EVA EVA EVA get the Chance to sit on me.....it's yorrrr losss.REAL TALK!!!

Still in ur dreams

MrCork:
...anyway bakkk to the serrrious topik. Onstelly....am No longer gonnno sleep wit you...THAT'S YORRRR PUNISSSMENT

You said
Punishment
Gerrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa awwwwwayyyy ediot

MrCork:
....if u do wanna phuck me ...you can gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraway mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! (GOAT)

Ewu
Anuofia

MrCork:
...so when are u gonno mate with me?

In ur dream

MrCork:
...so when are u gonno mate with me?

Yeye dey smell

MrCork:
...can I kisss you?

I see

MrCork:
...can I kisss you?

Hmmm I ser

MrCork:
...edddiot??...swaaariin again?....are u a wifey material?... how?

Yes am a wife material

MrCork:
...two females on nairaland (Onstelly & Refiner ) are great example of Bush ladies..they all ways swaaaaarrrin like those lagos bus condoctor...@ .but you my dear..loooklike a wifey material..we can tell from yorr hand writtin!

Stop mentioning my name you ediot

MrCork:
...PLEASE PLEASE PLEAZE...GROW UP....STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD....STOP!!!!!.

Ewu Gambia

MrCork:
...Onstelly..i no its big & i no u like it...anyways PLEASE STOP ASKING ABOUT MY D****K!

You are very stupi.d, stop formulating what I didn't write, if you try it next time I will be left with no other option than to report you

MrCork:
..so you finally gonnno phuck me?.......well ask nicely & sayyit like you meannnnit...then I will make your dream come thru

Keep on dreaming

MrCork:
...can we mate next week?

We can today