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MrCork: ...oooooooo god, not again..bro..no offfense but issit difficult to hav sweet English names in that Nigeria??...serrriously...what kinda name is okpagogororo?..u expect chicks to take u serious?

Where have you been

temigracie: ...sorry, not that am hating or anything....but,i think the topic and the write-up is kinda diff.....

Thank you

And you help her by posting this, both of you deserve to be flog

Nice one, am a catholic but how can we really chat

Can't rember cos once is over, it never happened

vizkiz: virginity...wrong (yeah, my grandma too is a virgin)

Education...average (they just go to school for being there)

Attitude...wrong (we'v gat many examples on NL)

Responsibility....wrong (lots these girls aren't)

A good cook....wrong(believe me, you'll die of eating too much noodles)

Beauty....pass mark (bleach that skin barbie)

Sex....pass mark (they always upgrade their software @ this)

Expensive Phones...pass mark(they use all the Android phones...and most of them don't know any other function than to browse and take pictures)

Numbers of toasters....pass mark (check their phone contact believe me, i am right)

Not truth but ur pm though

I use to be of the opnion that is not right but after what I went through, I so support this side guy of a thing

Am romantic @ poster

Poster sorry you hear

Dec 4th

Deepfreezer: yes ooo. I'm around now. we can arrange something.

Lol ok no wahala

Deepfreezer: ehem that's nice. I hope u know how to prepare onugbu soup very well.

Lol u wanna try

Deepfreezer: Adazi enu or Adazi ani ka obu Adazi nnukwu? which one lady?

Lol Adazi enu

So true

Friendly, stubborn, very emotional, optimistic and some times rude

lakamua: u lack manners. u will learn some wen u get married

Who is this one, please dey ur lane ok last tym I checked I wasn't talking to u

Rikidony: SORRY I CNT MIND MY BUSINESS WEN MA FELLOW MAN IS USE LIKE SHIATT......

You really have to cos last tym I checked he isn't related to u in any way and even if he is, is he complaning?

dstnd: pls dear are u a dancer

Nope but why did u ask

Rikidony: YEA THERES THIS MAN IN MY VICINITY THAT MAKES BEING A MAN A PUPEP. THIS MAN IS MARRIED WITH FOUR KIDS THE YOUNGEST ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD. BUT THIS GUY WILL WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GO FETCH WATER COME BACK WASH PLATES WHILE HE HAVE A GROWN UP DAUGHTERS OF ABOUT13 - 14 DAT CAN DO THAT AND A WIFE. EVERY SATURDAY THIS DUDE WILL LEAVE HIS WORK GO TO THE MARKET BUY FOOD STUFF COME BACK PREPARED IT WHILE THE WIFE WILL COME BACK AND WAIT FOR THE FOOD TO BE READY.
HE WILL WARM THE FOOD WHILE THE WIFE WILL BE RELAXING HE WILL WASH THE CHILDREN CLOTHS WHILE THE WIFE IS @HOME DOING NOTHING..WTF THE ONLY THING THE WOMAN DO IS TO GIVE HIM FHUCK.............. THIS DUDE JUST IRRITATE ME



GUYS ABEG WETIN UNA GO CALLED THIS MAN.........

Mind your business

Lushka: I hv done dat today. Am ok but I will repeat it in 6 weeks time. Thanks a lot

Thank God for you oh

padeolu: Well, I always guess right, its more of a talent . Sup with the funny look from y'll.
and off record...the lady standing next to you is ... I hope she's a NLer also

Lol that's group assignment in skul nd nope she isn't a Nler

Dunno

I think the first you should do now is to go and check your Hiv status

padeolu: you all seem to look alike, but if am to guess as suggested, I'd say you're the one sitting at the middle being seduced by ur subjects.

Lol u are right, am d one on blue jean n black top sitting

padeolu: so which of the weird looking beautiful ladies in ur avi is you?

Guess first then am gonna help u, in btw lol @ weird

padeolu: no be my fault, I not just used to lying

Hehehehe ok oh

Hope he will see this and forgive you, good luck

padeolu: for where?

You wicked die.

Op you try

freshness2020: Sexy is when a grown up man will mumu himself like dis.. Sexy in τ̲̅ђe Ebola style.
Lmao!

Thanks so much, @ Op u no just try smh for u

Tallesty1: Abeg lemme know when you get it.


@Op, 4 your mind u be James Bond bah? Abeg try change ur barber.

Sure will, still waiting for ans abeg someone should pls help me oh out, what d meaning of sexy

Can someone please define sexy for me