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Jokes Etc › Re: Blackberry Wahala by onye100: 10:21am On May 14, 2012

Imo obot: A pastor today in the bus told us a story of a young lady who lost her tongue and private part because of blackberry phone.....
According to the pastor subject to the confirmation of vanguardngr news paper said.
"The girl saw her friend with a
blackberry phone she now asked her how come.
The girl said that her sugar daddy bought it for her.
The idiot now asked the friend as to how can she get in contact with her own personal sugar daddy,the friend gave her a phone number of Alhaji.she loaded N400 airtime and call the Alhaji.
Her own story was different.
She hooked UP with the Alhaji and he gave her all she wanted.
They booked an appointment in an hotel in Lagos.
They spent 3days in the room
which was not the agreement the hotel receptionist went and knock knocked and knocked and the room was locked they call for a carpenter and the door was open. Gosh...Alhaji was NO way to be found and the girl body was found naked and her tongue and private part disappeared.
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
blackberry !
Blackberry!!
Blackberry!!!

true true u de craze oooooooooo

Jokes Etc › Re: I Can't Laugh Alone Pls. by onye100: 10:06am On May 14, 2012

Really? So after breastfeeding den what?

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh-out-loud by onye100: 9:58am On May 14, 2012

saintnaz: that Maid most be an Akwa Ibomite

dia thinkin r usually proportional to dia language tongue, so no b dia fault no blame dem.

Literature › Re: Read My Poetry by onye100: 9:30am On May 14, 2012

Nice 1 dear keep it up, love de write up

Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by onye100: 9:26am On May 14, 2012

DailyNews: Hello fellow writers & aspiring authors of literary work, I had been cropping this idea of forming a club to unite all upcoming & aspiring literary writers in Nigeria, to help us conquer the barrier of dying with our dreams of being published authors, and to also unite us to form a strong, united association to achieve our life goal of becoming renowned authors. If this club works, we will be holding semi-annual and annual meetings to review our individual works. we will also be doing constructive critics to assist members produce good quality works. we will also go as far as doing contributory publishing and maybe come up with our own club anthology of short stories & poems. etc, etc. lets just start first. pls membership is free, but u must be a writer or aspiring writer in these genre(s): fiction/non-fiction short stories, novellas, novel, poetry or drama. pls if u would love to join, kindly indicate your interest, by dropping your email for further communication. sorry I had to post it on romance section to attract more members attention. will still move it to literature section, moderators pls dnt delete it. Thanks guys, hope u all had a blissful saturday? Note: If u stumbled upon this on romance section, pls feel relaxed cos its the same, kindly drop your details, lets make things happen for ourselves collectively. cheers!

pls add me oooooooooo i need dis opportunity my email is onyemagod@gmail.com

Food › Re: Cooking Before Church And Eating After Church by onye100: 9:01am On May 14, 2012

jeddyMay: Remember those days!! because am d last born, chicken legs r permanently mine. No food on sunday morning, she will say 'its good to fast 2church, so dat one can be ministered to'.i can neva forget d sound of my tommy evry sunday, all d worms in me will play world cup, champions league, premiership, FA..... Name it bfor we get home for food.
D irony is dat, uptil date, i find it hard 2eat bfor goin 2church because its now a normal tin 2me.

most atimes u feel very miserably & wished dere were no Sunday service at all. Truely does days were really memorable & sometimes u'll wish dere'll be more dan 1 Sunday in a week, lo!

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Romance › Re: What Three Characteristics Make Someone Beautiful? by onye100: 1:35pm On May 12, 2012

I no sure de answer go de Google oooo

Islam › Re: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by onye100: 11:37am On May 12, 2012

Ymodulus: so is pikin going to be a boko haramist? .

na wao. anoda jihadist by nature

abeg na u sabi oooo, wetin de truely happen 4 dis 9ja sef?

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