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Naked mad man in my street dancing azonto

Piss on top Bin's head.

Otondo

Dear gals,
if u have slept
with over 10men, u have
no right to call ur p***y a
private part,
it belongs to
the local govt.
Guys no b true?

'Farts' pooooooooo. . .

Planning strategy on how to bomb Bin gbam gbam left nyash

Congrats.. Plzzz. No comment(s)

Where is the joke?

Which school?

Missing from the zoo.. 'caught ya'

Living in suspense, envy, anger and greedyyyy. Now lets stop.

Man u fans. No mind them, na so dem they behave

a Beggar infront of our church

Stop posting. I want to win

Are u sure, he has a heart?

Still a virgin. . I hope

I don't anything, or are u bringing something?

I think the question is 'where is she' and stop asking. U get it?

Presido will soon appear on tv and send condolences.. Mtcheewww

Guy be warn. My name is Onyeasi not Onyeansi

He's a gay. I saw him with Chika Okafor

Constant means non stop. I can't stop being Onyeasi

What about if she didn't rest?

Nairalanding crazing

Bull sh%t. Nsi efi

Sex, Money.. I think

Hmmmmm. . . I'm coming

THREAD CLOSED





'Winner'

Used to be a thief but now an armrobber

Man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a
house to look for money
and guns and finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of
bed and ties him to a
chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top
of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While
he's in there, the
husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy
is probably very
dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife
responds: "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He
was whispering in my
ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were
cute, and asked me if we
had any vaseline. I told
him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!

A guy asked his
babe; how much do you
love me?.
The girl replied;
I love you
so much, i can't describe. The guy said;
No, just
describe. The girl said; Ok, i'm a
phone and you are my sim
card, there's no me
without you.
Guy said; wooow! You are so
romantic, i love you more. The girl whispered
to herself; see mumu! What
if i'm one of those phones that has two
sims?.

I just picked up this phone and the owner called me. I was about to give her phone back. Unfortunately for, she insulted me, calling me all sorts of names esp thief. I got annoyed. I switched off the phone and swear never to give her the phone. See, the truth is that, i'm disturbed. I can't sleep. I've not done this kind of thing before. I need your advice. Her mother even called me and said 'she will show me, that she give 3weeks to return the phone or else'. That one made me angry the more.