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Dere I:
Its si*lly but funny, so why not create your own thread? Dum,b a,$$

Na now i know i'm dealing with a f00l. Mtcheww

Let me help you out, you madd man.


AIDS Injection
There was a man living in Victoria Island,
Lagos.
A thief came to his house one night and
threatened to inject him with blood
containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all
the money he collected from the bank the
day before.
The man: Are you going to leave me with the
money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV
virus?
The Thief: I will not collect the money and I
will leave you.
On hearing this, he told the thief to give him
5 minutes and he went to the toilet. When he
came back from the toilet, he asked the thief
to inject him with the HIV virus.
The thief injected him with the HIV virus and
left immediately.
Immediately the thief left, the wife became
hysterical
The Wife: What the hell did you just do?
The Man: Don't mind the stupid thief, he
doesn't know that I put on a condom the
other time I went to the toilet.

Sorry, it just an arm pit!

Where is the joke?

*Mr NICE enter, piss in everybody's mouth while they shout 'Thank you Mr. Nice Guy' and leaves immediately*

Lucario007:
[s]dat u should get unclad and dance pakuromo in front of me?[/s] of course not!

Na awilo she sabi dance.

bunmioguns:
wel its pretty cool. . . _{though i av seen it several times}

4k you

What a funny world!
If swimming is a good exercise
to stay
FIT, why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium
where
people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go
to
HEAVEN but nobody wants to
DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial
discrimination even in chess as
theWHITE piece is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have
FREEDOMof
SPEECH, then why do we have
TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesnt grow on TREES
then
why do banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesnt GLUE stick to its
BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a
BUILDINGwhen
its already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to
HELP
others,what are others HEREfor?
Why round pizza come in square
box?
If you arent supposed to DRINK
and
DRIVE why do bars have PARKING
lots?
We all r Living in a seriously
funny
world, !!

Here is a little joke from me to you


Little Johnny was sitting
in class
doing math problems
when his
teacher picked him to
answer a
question, "Johnny, if
there were
five birds sitting on a
fence and
you shot one with your
gun,
how many would be
left?"
"None," replied Johnny,
"cause
the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is
four," said
the teacher, "but I like
the way
you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I
have a
question for you. If
there were
three women eating ice
cream
cones in a shop, one
was licking
her cone, the second
was biting
her cone and the third
was
sucking her cone, which
one is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher
nervously, "I guess the
one
sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny,
"the one
with the wedding ring
on her
finger, but I like the
way you're
thinking.

*Smash my BIG pr1ck with sharp bottle*

Gwags, you can go to h3ll *fart* with your list.
Sorry guys for the statement, i plead for understanding. Guys in the house please help me and thank God for his divine favour on me. I don finally get admission in Nassarawa state university *processing my cleareance*
I pray that God who see me through will equally come to your aid. Amen. Goodluck guys and Goodluck to me.

*Mr nice guy is blushing*

Mtcheeewww. So where is the joke hmm?. Mod abeg lock down this thread. *exits thread*

I'm on my way to check mine. I prayed and dreamt about i getting admission.

Where is the joke?

swtchicgurl:
we celebrities are so used to making the headlines,
anyway, good to knw u all are talking about me! *blushing*

Shatap. Talkind good or bad?. Mtcheeew

mcnepow:
I think you are not sure of what u are saying.
My swtchic aint an ashi.

Who you be, her guardian angel?

*Mr NICE guy enters and immediately he left'. He farts inside swtchicgurl's mouth*

DONkollione:
onyeasi u cannot vote 4 urself, . . now cast a vote!

Sorry, who and what are you?

What is he doing with a chew gum?. Chew gum are meant for ladies. Grrrrra, they should have sentenced him 5yrs imprisonment, so that next time he will go billions and be celebrated in Nigeria. Mtcheeeew.

It's not a new story. We're used to it

Lucario007:
see this lesbian oh. . . . mtcheew.
Or if you want to prove ur not a lesbian let me join you in the tub.

She not a lesi, tested and confirmed by me.

*exits thread*

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Hope she's light Skinned -- Cos i hate Nyanshing all these Black Nigerian Orange Gurls [/color]

[color=#0066ff]Blame it On AKON [/color]

She try but na half past four

Onyeasi should top the chart. Brb

swtchicgurl:
are u sure you are still sane?  



don't mind the guinea pig, sweet. btw, wat's with the crayfishchic? hope dat's not me?  

i should have tell no one. *swtchicgurl begs me for 4ck''. Then i blast her front and back and mouthaction*

bunmioguns:
he dare not, cos I will disgrace him here. . .

Shatap. Who be you? Common Buns. Mtcheeew

Grrrrrrrrraaa. Another stuwid thread.
*exits thread*

bunmioguns:
hey pardon, who r u referring to

To Buns.

Mtcheeeewwww,

*pissed inside everyone's mouth and swtchicgurl helped me lock my zip*

Dani lock this 4uk.ing thread. It full of insults.
Mtcheeeeewww