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dude was my course mate back in uni. I hope he is found well and alive.

The fault in our stars, A walk to remember, Tristan and Isolde,

Smh....folks like you always spoiling for religious wars. Muslims against Christians.

9ja bloggers be like, Dr Sid becomes a dad, click to see where umbilical cord was buried.

Haywhymido:
no vex jare, na work up n down. Hw r u? Hw ur side?

am good man, am sure you are too. hit me up bro, 533D8C4C.

the 'oshoju mi koro' ( I was there when it happened) kinda peeps.

brb

Haywhymido:
yung boss, long tym

hehehehe, Oga nla, long time....you comot for Ife no come look back Abi?

ifydadiva:
lolz *badbelle is allowed*

loool. how are you?

bomb dey the nigga head Abeg! e for come Nigeria come do that kind stuff inside 'Molue' naw, where 44 people dey sit and 99 dey stand.

ifydadiva:
I don't use an android *walks outta thread*

*drops banana peel in her path*

Where is BEZ? that dude is the real deal....besides, his type of music can actually appeal to the int'l community!

Op go ahead and date Sally, afteral its about how you feel. but then again, you would probably be insecure throughout the relationship, cos Ur friend won't stop hovering over Sally like a helicopter. except he does you a favour by dropping dead. you know what to do bro.

maybe Na Fufu you buy

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no such thing as 'sure game' if not you should ve a limo by now

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Dude! You don't know anything about love. Biko face your studies!

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Mandela certainly didn't spend 27 years in prison cos of this.

Lmfao. Warriz dz? 3 packs and counting

Oahray:
so one can't have an evil bro in his circle?

he wouldn't be a bro then, would he?

Oahray:
I'm not bound by silly codes sha. I'd pick a nice girl (ho is offensive) over an evil bro any day. I've risen above the gender hype.

easy, 'bro' here doesn't translate to 'every guy' it just means your own close pals, your circle!

Nneka123:
ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting!

Here is mine.

* You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on

*Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date

* Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro

That's the only ones i know

Weenie? Looool

SuperSuave:
Mehn!!!!!!!!! I like this and almost everything is true and correct

Ya head dey dia!

The bro code is a sacred code that is to be followed by bro's always. Some of them are as follows:
1) you must always got Ur bro's back. no exemptions!
2) when your bro's gf inquires about his whereabouts, you know nothing, always.
3) bro's over hoes always. rule may be seasoned to taste by bro's
4) bro is always allowed to do something stupid, as long as the rest of the bro are doing it.
5) a bro shall dump whatever he is doing and rush to help his bro dump a chick.
6) bro shall never dance with his arms above his head.
7) When flipping through TV channels with the bro's, a bro isn't allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.
bro shall always in timely manner alert fellow bro's to a girl fight.
9) even in a fight to the death, Bro shall never punch another bro in the groin.
10) a bro never cries
11) bro never wears pink
12) a bro shall never reveal how many chicks he has banged to a chick
13) when asked 'do you need help' bro shall auto reply 'I got it' whether he has got it or not.
14)bro shall always honor thy father and mother, for they were once bro's and chicks.
15) bro is under no obligation to open door for another bro.
16) you shall always make exemptions for a bro's actions when he is drunk.
17)bro shall never give details of a sexual encounter. it makes a bro imagine you naked, its unforgivable
18) Bro shall never cockblock a fellow bro.
19) if a chick falls into any of this criteria, she is off limits till the end of time -was a bro's ex, -bro specifically told you he wants her, - bro's sis.
20) birthday and Christmas presents are optional. beers always makes a great gift.
21) it's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. in certain circumstances, relationships maybe classified as 'games'
22) bro shall never sing and dance at the same time.
23) bro shall never carry a woman's handbag.
24) bro shall never cry during a movie.
25) bro shall never watch Indecency together, in event they do, NEVER touch a fellow bro.
26) bro shall never sip alcoholic drink with a straw.
27) word cute shall not be used, except to describe a chick they want to bone.
28) bro shall never make kissing face in a photo.
29) whatever happens between bro's, stays between bro's
30) love thy neigh-bro
Also it is to be noted that there Is no rule prohibiting a woman from been a bro!
Feel free to add urs bro's
cc: lalasticlala

I have a feeling he had a jeep before

Like he said why not at a provision store....? Or maybe even one nairabet shop in his area, inside brt bus, or at a newspaper stand on a Saturday morning after Nigeria just lost a match. Broke Ass!

iamrealdeji:
He looks like an alfa that one's thought me arabic lesson

Am guessing the alfa didn't teach you oyinbo

Infinix hot camera no make sense abeg!