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robosky02:
dear just stay away from these jezibels there ways are highway to the grave

stay focus and the right time a real man will come for your hand in marriage

cos even animals will not do that imagine a female goat chasing another female goal have never heard or seen

thats not the "natural use" as God designed it

no never

Thanks dad your lil daughter will be much care from now on.....


#SayNoToHomosexualism...

discoprophet:
Hypocrites full here.. Don't mind them too much.
Catwalk diligently, pretty one!

Thank you sir.

herbie27:
Ok!, next time it could be a male admirer.
If someone calls you in an ungodly hour, deprived u of your sleep just to discuss a subject you're not totally interested in, disconnect the call and switch off your phone.

Ok ma, thanks so much appreciate this.....


I pray you never fall a victim.

discoprophet:
You all be taking a jab at the OP. If you were in her shoes, your instinct must be to know who this girl is. Especially when she says you are in the same department. But speaking too long with her cuts it.. Dosen't make her a dy.ke too

I over stayed too long on phone with her dat I accept my mistakes.

MidasTouche01:
It does, I used to hold u in a high regard, to say u fall my hand is an understatement....


I can't even imagine how u feel sitting down did typing this wack

I'm sorry if I disappointed you.



My mistake I accept..

herbie27:
It does ma!.
You gave the lesbian too much attention and you claim u were not interested, she said she was masturbating u disconnected the call, she called back u took it.
She said she was using a dil.do and u became inquisitive.
Had to stop there, cos could play with your psychology at that point.
No offence.

Yea that was my mistake and I accept the blame for not ending the call..

mccoy47:
Why don't you go through this thread. It has a way of bringing smiley back to town!

https://www.nairaland.com/3228018/collection-funny-african-pictures-just

Thanks so much at the end of the day my smile came back to me and I'm still happy up to this time...


Thanks for the care will check that thread when am less busy...

herbie27:
I didn't bother reading all, op how old are you?, matured minds know when to end an unpleasant conversation.

Does my age matter?

Maxi112:
well you might be right to a large extent

are you sure of your sexulity?

Question: No I'm not sure come and test me to be sure for urself.

dapsonlou:
No the fact that you stayed on for So long. If a gay calls me , I can't Imagine staying on the phone with him a sec after telling me he wants a piece. You may be Bicurious. Don't let any girl drag you in it if that's not who you are.

Yea accepted I stayed too long on phone wit her but I didnt stay all the mins with her. I wrote that time cos dat was wen she called me nd that was d time I said is all over she disgust me....
I hang up the call.

I stayed that long just to find out some informations about her.

According to some of my friends they said they have heard abt d name b4 but cant picture out d face. We are waiting for her call to meet her one on one.


Well I dont care about what pple actually think of me right now...

When I meet her will inform you abt her.

Hadez:
I don't understand why everyone is against the op. she only gave her experience with a lesbian, that doesn't make her one. we have too many bullies on nairaland these days.

Thank you...
I'm not surprise at all was expecting this frm the romancelanders thats what they know how to do best....

If you posting any thing on romance section be ready to receive insults up on insults frm bullies.

IamLEGEND1:
and just like that, we've lost another vagìna. poof! just gone with the wind.
Eulogy:
Farewell, optional1's püssy.
I didn't get to interact with you intimately but the pangs of ur loss will linger.
As you begin your voyage into the realm of scissoring, grinding, dildoing and fingering....my wish is that you find bountiful orgàsms.
May all the tongues that will take a stab at you be smooth as a newborn's palms.

I will like to conclude this heartfelt message with a little jam I penned. feel free to join in if you're feeling the groove.

Yeah,Legend going in on the beat...you know how it is...

▶She said she wanted just 3mins #PussyPop

▶before you knew,she was at the other end screaming #PussyPop

▶My and my goons will mourn your you,yes we will #PussyPop

▶we will remember: the one that got away #PussyPop

if you wan support my career in gospel music,feel free to make donations by asking for my Akant numba.
when I blow I will not forget you.

Hello excuse me! What the hell are you saying please.

ritababe:
okay, she might think you are Interested na.

Well I told her I wasn't interested she should look for someone else.....


Well we are waiting to see her around the school premises today to know who she real is cos we dont believe we av such a student among us.

If we are able to see her will inform you.

dapsonlou:
You spoke to the girl for 1hr, which means you were also turned on.

What made you think so... Cos of my conversation right... If I was I dont think I would av had d courage to post our conversation here...

SirBlack999:
OP is a justified lesbian. Please give me a minute of your time.

Was expecting this..

prettythicksme:
see wicked posters everywhere,op u go finish today.

I dont mind i'm prepared for it.... Thats romancelanders for you....

If I wasn't ready to accept all the spits I wouldn't have posted this.

HornyTiwa:
Lesbians really have no taste

A lesbian is crushing on your malnourished frame?
With your bony ass,flat breast,average face and 2kg body frame? what was the attraction?

No offence,I was just wondering what lesbians derive from the act.

Ps: your conversation sounded like you enjoyed it,why indulge her,how did you feel hearing a girl like you masturbate?

Your chances of been a lesbian yourself is 85% you just haven't accepted the reality,

To your question, you can ask any lesbian you see y dy r attracted to me with all the features you mentioned?

wen she was doin her thing i took my phone away frm my ear. She told me dats wat she did...

Beside my chances of been lesbian myself is 0% my conversation wit a lesbian doesnt show am interested was surprise at wat i was hearing frm my fellow woman..

If my write up shows I am than my heart doesnt show...

omololu2020:
why do you have to tell your friends about her ?

I have no choice than to tell my friends since we are all in the same dept.

ULSHERLAN:
@op
Are you the lady in your profile page?

Yes I am hope no p.

ritababe:
what is lasbian? and with the way you reply her are you sure you are not a lesbian? #justasking no vex

Sorry for the worry spelling....
I answered her the way I did just to know who she real is.

Strahovski1:
Are we fighting?

Y will I fight wit you, dont av time to fight...

Taiofil:
Nawa oooh....e get as e be sef...buh u gave her attention on d phone sha..
lesbians everywie

Optional1 pls its ''LESBIAN'' not Lasbian!

Yea i gave her attention cos i real wanna know who d person is since she know so many things abt me nd she claim to b in my dept.

Oh thank you for the correct...

EmperorLee:
Hahahahaha Why should I blame you? If your indian gods were not as blind as a dead bat, they would have seen that you'd only turn out to be a disgrace to India as a whole, they would have flushed you out of the womb when your demented self was being formed .


Op no vex say I derail small, I don dey carry myself go

No p dear......


I give u upper hand carry dat thing were b indian boy waka commot frm here abeg....

strahovski1 or wat ever u call ur name do I look like a script writer in one on ur indian movie dat dy read frm d script each dy wanna say a word or type...

My thread is not for you.. Okay so serve abeg make I see better Najia pple.

I usually hear about lesbians and gays but never for once imagin I will fall a victim...

At 1am 28th September, my phone rang and it was from a private number, so I decided not to speak first until the caller say a word...
Than the caller said Hello I noticed it was a female voice but I thought it was a male who changed his voice so that I would be able to find out who he is. So I said Hi good morning and the caller responded good morning...



This how our conversation went..

The caller: good morning
I: please who is this?
The caller: i'm your admirer.
I: what do you mean?
The caller: i'm ur admirer, i like you.
I: please who is this? You better change ur voice or i will end this call. (Thinking it was my ex cos he likes calling with private number) never knew the voice was real and it was that of a lesbian.
The caller: am Blessing
I: Blessing from where?
The caller: Blessing from your department BED
I: sorry please I dont know
The caller now Blessing: You know we are much in our dept so u cant know me.
I: How did you get my number?
Blessing: I got it from your ID card.
I: My ID card how come.
Blessing: We did teaching practice in the same town but not the same school.
I: Dont you have another name apart from blessing cos this blessing doesn't fit into my head.
Blessing: Umoru is my surname, I stay off camp..
I: hmmm, so y using private number to call me this night.
Blessing: am using my mum's line to call you that y i hide it.
I: hmmm, I smiled.
Blessing: y r u laughing at me?
I: I'm not laughing jst imagining you in my head.
Blessing: please dont be scared.
I: scared of what?
Blessing: scared that your fellow woman loves you..
I: I'm not scared.
I: who r you?
Blessing: I'm a lesbian.
I: so what should I do about it.
Blessing: please give me 2 mins of your time.
I: 2 mins of my time to do what? Please you just woke me up from my sleep I have to go.
Blessing: please please just to 2mins of your time so that I can feel your presence.
Blessing: I want to masturbate

Before I knew what was going on blessing started screaming, she was self servicing herself. So I ended the call.
She called again and I ask what she was during?

Blessing: I was f*cking myself with a rubber machine.
Blessing: have you heard of that machine before?
I: no! What is it for?
Blessing: is a rubber machine in form of a dick but very big.
I: hmmm, smiled.
Blessing: y r u laughing?
I: y did u choose rubber wen there are a lot of guys who can do more than the rubber.
Blessing: abeg, they cant jor.
I: y dont u look for a guy to help u out. Dont u av a boyfrnd?
Blessing: i dont av.
I: why?
Blessing: cos they av disappointed me.
I: how many of them?
Blessing: 3
I: just 3. Dont you av any female around u cos i cant help u out am far frm u.
Blessing: if i have i wouldn't av called you.
Blessing: please give me 3 mins of your time.
I: to do what?
Blessing: i want to feel your presence.
I: sorry, gud night.
Blessing: please 1 mins.
I: go ahead.
Blessing: please put the phone on your ear.
I: why?
Blessing: or put it close to you.
I: go ahead.

'I av started recording this so called blessing and I conversation'
Blessing started her masturbation/f*cking process again. So I ended the call.

We talked from 1:10am to 2:20am
She gave me 6 missed calls last night.


She blessing says she wants to meet me, so i agree to meet with her so that i can see the real person. She said we should meet in school auditorium but she did say wat time we r to meet. When I ask she said she will call me but i avnt received any of her calls.

I have told all my friends in school to help me find out if they know this Umoru Blessing leaving off camp... She knows very single steps I made in school, she knows all the cloths I put on everyday in school, she knows almost everything about me.

She said she masturbated the day we finished our final exams which was on 23rd last week friday just main looking at me that day.
She always turn on everytime she sees me.




Hmmm If someone would have told me I have a female admirer a day ago I would have stoned the person to death...


The World Is Coming To An End.

congrat

WindUpMerchant:
lol optional from enugu. rangers deserved it. havent won it since the 70`s

Yea proudly coal city bae.....

Finally we took the trophy and brought it home.......


Proudly Enugu Rangers bae

A long wait is over...


Proudly Enugu Rangers bae....











Lalasticlala seems you not happy for the 042 boys...

Finally.... What a long wait.



Proudly Enugu Rangers bae....