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Romance / Re: Where Is Finalboss? by optional1(f): 1:03pm On Dec 20, 2017
sirBLUNT:
abeg release him in ur custody oo we want to see him



He hasn't provide 30billion as he promised me for Christmas gift..

So let him be under my legs for nah.
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Flaunts N1.6 Million Worth Gucci by optional1(f): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2017
Hushpussy come see oh

Na real Gucci b this..

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Romance / Re: Where Is Finalboss? by optional1(f): 12:52pm On Dec 20, 2017
In za ode rum
Politics / Re: Mercy Johnson’s Husband Joins APC From PDP, Says ‘god Bless Buhari’ by optional1(f): 12:48pm On Dec 20, 2017
Cos Yaya Below give his wife appointment under APC bah...


Na una Sabi weytin concern me...
Politics / Re: "Fresh PDP, The Authentic PDP": New Party Breaks Out Of PDP by optional1(f): 12:42pm On Dec 20, 2017
Peedeepee fower
Politics / Re: Litre Of Fuel Hits N350 In Kaduna by optional1(f): 12:27pm On Dec 20, 2017
oshe111:
okay! Seems u reside there ba?
Which state are u from?

I don't reside in the south..
Politics / Re: Litre Of Fuel Hits N350 In Kaduna by optional1(f): 12:09pm On Dec 20, 2017
oshe111:
So U r frm Calabar

Nooo
I be omo igbo
Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Readers Of Tosyne's "10 Things" Can Relate To by optional1(f): 12:01pm On Dec 20, 2017
Unlimited22:
Body just dey sweet you this morning

Is season of holiday and body is meant to be sweet this season.
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:52am On Dec 20, 2017
olihilistic:
Kee am make I come chop the liver..


If you eat liver weytin I go come eat..
Nyash bah
Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Readers Of Tosyne's "10 Things" Can Relate To by optional1(f): 8:48am On Dec 20, 2017
Rapunzel001:
F

Your head dey there if dey no born you, you go find road come this world..

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Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Readers Of Tosyne's "10 Things" Can Relate To by optional1(f): 8:43am On Dec 20, 2017
Lemme start laughing before the list will complete..




Op advice book space

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Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:39am On Dec 20, 2017
olihilistic:
Lmao Optional I hope it is not what I'm thinking?



cheesy grin

Bad mind what are you thinking..


Lemme go and kill my Xmas chicken jor..
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:36am On Dec 20, 2017
Settingz321:


Yes u were right Disvirgining a guy is kind of awesome while that of girl is scaring and terrifying...... Honestly am thinking I should bill girl that want to be disflowred by me


Bill ke


Like she bill you when she Disvirgin you right..

Do it for humanity sake jor.
Is part of life achievement.

Lolz
Culture / Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Lamido And His Adorable 'footwear' Step Out For An Event by optional1(f): 8:34am On Dec 20, 2017
Footwear don become adorable


Royal Trash..
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated A Girl Who Initially Said NO? Please Share Your Experience by optional1(f): 8:32am On Dec 20, 2017
We all said No before the YES So every guy experienced it.
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:27am On Dec 20, 2017
Gofwane:
lol, that's a classified information. Can't say it here. Gimme your number i will text it to you


I can imagine that feeling no need sharing number..

I was once there...
Disvirgin a guy is the best feeling than Disvirgin a girl.. :-D
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:24am On Dec 20, 2017
olihilistic:
Since primary school shocked shocked So since primary you done begin do doggy?.




I loff already made sha.

grin

Not only doggy oh Water fall, 69, butterfly and some other..

Abi u want some doggy too? No just let hunter catch u..
Politics / Re: Paris Refund: Osun Receives N6.3bn, Workers Reject Half Pay by optional1(f): 8:21am On Dec 20, 2017
Why here in kogi they are using the money to party every region of the state...

Yesterday was In my location.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:18am On Dec 20, 2017
Gofwane:
Lol i was once in a similar situation. We were best of friends then but not dating though i've asked her out before but she friend zoned me.
She called me one night around 2am and begged me to come online that she wanna ask me something.

So i logged in and i was shocked at the first question she asked.
She: have you had sex before?
Me: yes. Why did you ask?
She: have you ever disvirgined a girl before?
Me: no.
She: can you do it?
Me: did you ask?
She: i want you to dis virgin me
Me: why me? We are not dating nah
She: it is you i want. Can you do it?
Me: go and think about it for a week to be sure you really want to do it


Wow that good news

How did you feel after Disvirgining her abi u wanna say u didn't do it..
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:16am On Dec 20, 2017
olihilistic:
So your Bermuda triangle � still dey intact...





grin cheesy grin
Who told you that..

Something that disappear since pry sch tym..
Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:13am On Dec 20, 2017
Settingz321:


Honesty that use to be her quotes......... I wonder what changed her mind. I heard a friend told her she's not adding flesh because of this

How pls?


So something sharp sharp jor
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing 7 Phones At 'The Experience' Gospel Concert(photos) by optional1(f): 8:11am On Dec 20, 2017
One day experience 7 phones..

E try oh..
But why is it now they are arresting him after weeks of experience..

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Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Disflower Her, Should I? advice a brother by optional1(f): 8:04am On Dec 20, 2017
Ehya


Disvirgin her nah..
At least u go achieve something before the year finish...


I like her jor she try unlike us wey dey pretend say we no wan do till wedding night.....

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Car Talk / Re: PHOTOS: Police Assists Man Whose Vehicle Broke Down In Lagos by optional1(f): 7:47am On Dec 20, 2017
cursedAbiola:
are you LGBT because i want to marry you kiss


O gini bu LGBT biko..
Politics / Re: Litre Of Fuel Hits N350 In Kaduna by optional1(f): 7:45am On Dec 20, 2017
cummando:
Calabar still balanced. Hope it won't affect the carnival?
Optiona


It won't oh...
Is 160 here..
Car Talk / Re: PHOTOS: Police Assists Man Whose Vehicle Broke Down In Lagos by optional1(f): 9:24pm On Dec 19, 2017
Something we do in sambisa forest everyday, helping each other. Soldiers help Shakur boys, Shakur boys help soldiers every day something..

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Politics / Re: Calabar Carnival To Attract Two Million Tourists – Governor Ben Ayade by optional1(f): 8:42pm On Dec 19, 2017
izaray:
Thanks dear, gonna copy it some where tongue


Thanks to prestige16

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Politics / Re: Calabar Carnival To Attract Two Million Tourists – Governor Ben Ayade by optional1(f): 7:09pm On Dec 19, 2017
Prestige16:
Its idiokor

Izaray come see the right word oh..
Politics / Re: Burial Poster Of IPOB Member Killed At Nnamdi Kanu's House (Photos) by optional1(f): 7:00pm On Dec 19, 2017
Una still dey kill una self wey Nnamdi kanu don disappear.
21 wey suppose get plenty life just go like chicken like that..

It is well with una oh...

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