Devil do really suffer oh..




Devil sorry oh..
Every bad thing na devil...
Make Una pit devil small nah.



If my chide teacher flog her in school and she report it to me, I will simple go to the school the next day and beg the teacher to flog her more if she does that bad thing again..

My parent never visited my school as I was growing up. Teacher will flog you till blood come out but our parent will just say 'is good for us' next time we should listen to our teacher. Case close mama or papa come school, your friend's go laugh your die...

izaray:
No be Ediakon, no laff me abeg, i no sabi speak efik, am not kidding. They forgot to use it as a general course in my primary days

Lolz, sorry not laughing at the Ediakon oh...
Laughing at the excuse.


Ediakon is response to Abadia.

Like I said Abadia
Your respond is Ediakon so correct.


Though, I'm not from the south...
Still learning....

Who want you before, who they beg you before. Mtcheww



Nnamdi kanu don comout for road u don enter... Oga go crush you down like any..

cummando:

Hehehehehe......I'm praying seriously

But then again it depends on the kind of catch

Catch you as u explain that stuff up their.

izaray:
You are right darlin. I base in Abj, packing my bags already though. Ah!! My Local Govt dnt speak this one(Efik)

We'll meet there then.

Abadia the most common way to say helllo you no sabi. Come to sambisa forest our chairman wants to see you in his palace.

cummando:
There already...seriously God create this people well. See kaka....see kakashi peninsula.

You?
Pray I don't catch you this weekend.

izaray:
Habah, i do

But you more surprised than I.


How una dey fro that side
Abadia

izaray:
Wow..This is nice. Proudly Cross Riverian

You a cross riverian yet u didn't know about this before now.

Let the carnival begins

Am set.
Calabar here I come

So we no go fit see God before you bah




God punish devil.



Mtcwww

Not everyone is an apostolic or deeper. Life person.

Christianity is now all about wears and not heart again.

We don't know Him here in sambisa.

But I guess our chairman should know him cos he is the one with the bomb and list of people to bomb. But his man name should also be on the list..

Kekx:


Cool points!

In other words, For you,The singles aren't advisable to run such with their siblings

Me can't oh.. No matter how close we are..

Each person with his/her own project.

This girl/woman wey dey always act witch film that year.

Ask Google biko
Google has the best answer for you, they will explain it better.

Kekx:


I initially wanted to make a reference to that, but didn't because I can't authoritatively prove that it was the cause of their problem

How about you, what's your take?

Family project with brothers and sisters no way

But

Family project involving husband and wife good to go...

Ask Peter Paul and Jude okoye they will tell you about family project.

Bomb dey their head....

Reporting from sambisa forest



There are fuel in every filling station.. Selling at N75 per tank....

Relocate to sambisa now and your life will never remain same...

Power supply 247...


Thank me later..
Reporting on behalf of our chairman...

TonyeBarcanista:
But I'm not controversial

Baba mi don't mind Richie jor...
He is just jealous of u and what to be like you. Is an honour he called u out..

Myny44 best mod

Daddy robosky02

Big sis VickyRotex

HungerBAD I missed you where on earth are you..

Love you guys plenty..
Heart you..
I will see you in 2018.
Thanks for making this 2017 a year of blessing and success..

God bless you guys.

Who wants this till new worn once.
Cc. Twaci

5 and 6
The Rivers state men

. Nyesome Wide and Rotimi Amaechi


Wike: Amaechi stole Rivers state money when you were a governor

Amaechi: Prove that I stole Rivers money.


The above is the long and short of the struggle between these adults.

It’s been accusations and counter-accusations galore.

Wike had alleged that the infamous ‘Ikoyi loot’ belonged to Rivers state.

Wike accused Amaechi of ‘hiding’ the money in the Ikoyi apartment, an allegation the transport minister denied.

On Saturday, November 11, 2017, Wike alleged that the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) personnel and soldiers attached to Amaechi attacked his convoy in an attempt to assassinate him.

The clash was however described by many as one too many.

Honestly, we’re all tired.

4. Ayo Fayose

A friend once told me that a week is never complete without Fayose in the news.

The Ekiti state governor maintained the status of the biggest critic of the Buhari administration of 2017.

Upon President Buhari’s medical vacation, Fayose declared that Nigeria’s leader would not return to the country alive.

The governor threatened to release pictures of President Buhari on life support machine.
We all waited for that glorious moment that never came.

When some governors were selected to visit the President in London, Fayose’s name didn’t make the list.

When President Buhari invited all governors to the Villa upon his return from London, Fayose was nowhere to be found.

The governor claimed to be attending to an important chieftaincy event in his state.

Fayose who announced his intention to complete ‘his stolen mandate’ in 2006, later declared his intention to contest for the post of President in 2019.

With Atiku joining the APC, Fayose’s chances of becoming PDP presidential candidate have become slimmer or dead on arrival.


3.Rochas Okorocha a.k.a statue makers

Imo state governor, Rochas Okorocha would go down as the most innovative governor of 2017.

I mean, until Okorocha decided to erect the statues of some African leaders, who thought that could attract investors to the state?

Despite the corruption cases against him, Zuma was given the traditional title of
“Ochiagha Imo” in Okorocha’s state.


Video of Okorocha's convoy being stoned by angry residents on the streets over his decision to erect Zuma’s statue, soon hit the internet.

In August, Okorocha ordered the demolition of Eke Ukwu market. This allegedly led to the killing of ten-year-old

Somtochukwu Ibeanusi.

Celebrated home and abroad, Okorocha got twenty-seven cakes from the local government areas for his 55th birthday.

He just appointed his sister, Ogechi Ololo, the Commissioner for Happiness and Purpose Fulfilment.

Okorocha is bad like that.

For a governor accused of owing civil servants on the government’s payroll months in salaries, it takes a special kind of love for his people to pull that stunt.

2. Atiku Abubakar

Former vice president, Atiku Abubakar who has been away (relatively) from the political scene since he lost the APC primaries to Muhammadu Buhari in 2015, made a comeback in 2017.

It all started when the federal government -- through the Nigeria Ports Authority, NPA – decided to terminate its Pilotage Agency Agreement with Atiku’s
Intels Nigeria Limited (INL) .
This was in October, 2017.

On November 2, 2017, a video surfaced of Atiku declaring his intention to contest for the position of Nigeria’s president in 2019.

In a swift reaction, the Atiku Media Office dissociated itself and principal from the viral video which they called
‘fake’ .

In the early hours of Friday, November 25, 2017, Atiku announced his resignation from the “dying APC” after due consultations with God, friends and associates.

Photos of Atiku’s presidential campaign vehicles and rice soon appeared on social media.

The former President became glued to social media, reacting to questions from Nigerians and jumping on Twitter trends.

Things you see when election is approaching.

Atiku, however, returned home, to the PDP, during a Facebook Live on Sunday, December 3, 2017.

Will he get the presidential ticket for the PDP?

That’s a question only time can answer.



1. Dino Melaye


The name ‘Dino Melaye’ needs no introduction.

The Kogi-West lawmaker will pass for the most talked-about lawmaker in Nigeria. No doubt.

Melaye’s outspoken persona has endeared him to the hearts of many Nigerians.
This is the same reason why he has so many ‘haters’.

Melaye’s year started on a rather rough note.

An online news platform,
SaharaReporters had alleged that the lawmaker did not graduate from Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria’s department of Geography.

According to reports, Melaye had failed a core course after spending about seven years in the university.

But ABU vice chancellor, Professor Ibrahim Garba confirmed Melaye’s result at the panel set up to investigate the matter on March 27, 2017.

As proof of his graduation, Melaye appeared at the National Assembly the next day in an academic gown.

Melaye released a smashing hit single –
Ajeku Iya.

Sadly, this piece of art did not make it to the countdown.

The song which was massively accepted in Nigeria, however, was an epic fail when Melaye tried to introduce it to his American audience at the Nothinghill Carnival in August.

Melaye was booed off stage by the group of irate youths who chorused “Ole, Ole” – a Yoruba word for “thief” .
Life of an entertainer.

His constituents petitioned the
Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to institute his recall from the Senate to his village in Kogi-West.

The lawmaker accused his State governor, Yahaya Bello of sponsoring his recall move for insisting that he pays Kogi workers and retirees their salaries and allowances.
Melaye had alleged that “ghosts signed his recall register.”

How did he find out?

Despite filing a suit at the Federal High Court in Abuja against INEC to stop his recall, the electoral umpire vowed to “courageously” go on with the process.
Melaye was never around to receive his court summons.

The lawmaker and his aides had shut out INEC officials out of his office at the National Assembly.

“Kogi workers have become IDPs under the satanic government of Yahaya Bello,” Melaye announced at plenary while soliciting for relief materials from his colleagues at the Senate.

Melaye had advised President Muhammadu Buhari to declare a State of Emergency in Kogi state following an attack on his convoy by some armed men during a rally in his constituency.

The lawmaker was also attacked in his home in the village

He, however denied a voice recording released by Sahara Reporters of “him discussing how to set someone up.”

Melaye also accused the Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele ; two ministers
Kemi Adeosun (finance) and Udoma Udo Udoma (budget) of gross incompetence and driving the country into recession with poor policies.

Melaye accused power and works minister, Babatunde Fashola of stealing N350 million in installments.


http://opera.pulse.ng/news/politics/10-most-controversial-nigerian-politicians-of-2017-id7733253.html

Pulse takes a look at ten most controversial Nigerian politicians of 2017 and what they were up this year.


Despite the minimal political activities, elections and the likes, 2017 will go down in history as one of the most defining moments in Nigeria’s political history.
But what is politics without the actors – politicians?


As the year slowly winds down, Pulse takes a look at ten controversial Nigerian politicians and what they were up to in 2017.


10. Bukola Saraki

Senate President Bukola Saraki eventually won his false asset declaration case at the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT) .

However, like the Panama papers, Saraki was named in the release of Paradise Papers, a document which shows his ownership of Tenia Limited, an offshore company.

Saraki however denied the allegation stating that he had nothing to hide.

The Senate President was also alleged to have ‘manipulated the Kwara state judiciary’ to secure a favourable judgment against an online platform,
SaharaReporters.

The Court had issued a N4 billion fine against Sahara Reporters in a libel suit.

Some political analysts had fingered Saraki in the suspension of Senator Ali Ndume.

Ndume had called on the Senate committee on ethics and privileges to investigate Saraki over claims that the Senate President had his car impounded by Customs.

It was during this period that the Senate had summoned Customs boss, Hameed Ali to appear in uniform.

Ndume had also called the Senate to investigate Dino Melaye’s certificate scandal.

The end result? Ndume bagged a six-month suspension.



9. Abdulaziz Yari Abubakar


The governor of Zamfara state and chairman Nigeria Governor’s Forum, Abdulaziz Yari Abubakar was accused of building a $3 million hotel in Lagos from monies “stolen” from the Paris-London Refunds to states.

Yari however denied the allegation.
The governor had described the break out of Meningitis in some part of the country as a punishment from God for the sins of man.

"God always sends strange illnesses that have no cure to torment the people for turning their backs on Him," he said.

His comments however attracted wide condemnations and backlash from Nigerians the world over.




8. Nasir El-Rufai


Governor Nasir El-Rufai and Senator Shehu Sani made headlines a couple of times this year.

Governor El-Rufai had allegedly ordered the arrest of Chocolate City Label boss,
Audu Maikori over his tweet on Southern Kaduna killings.

Luka Binnyat, a Vanguard journalist was also sent to prison over a report on the
“killing of students” in the state College of Education .

Senator Sani also accused El-Rufai of hiring mobs to attack him during a peaceful gathering in Kaduna state.

El-Rufai also ordered the sack of over 22,000 teachers in the state who failed the Primary four competency test.

Though a necessary reform, some political watchers have expressed fears that this decision may cost El-Rufai his re-election as this group form a large population of voters in the state.

El-Rufai seems not to care about that.

At least, for now.


7. Lai Mohammed

What comes to your mind when you hear the name ‘Lai Mohammed’?

Lies?

Well, the information minister says 'he has never told a lie.

Never!

That in itself has been considered a lie by most Nigerians.

“I have told Nigerians time without number that President Muhammadu Buhari is not sick. He has gone to London on a vacation,” Alhaji Mohammed told State House reporters during the President’s first medical trip.

This same tune was echoed by presidential spokesmen, Femi Adesina and Garba Shehu.

“I don’t remember ever been this sick my whole life,” Buhari announced when he arrived Nigeria after over fifty-days in London.

The information minister once said Boko Haram has been defeated.

Well, Nigerians governors on Wednesday, December 14, 2017, approved the sum of One billion dollars from the Excess Crude Account to fight fight the same 'defeated' Boko Haram.


Irony.

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Here to read lies

congratulations to him our world class goalkeeper...

you have been given another chance to life go and change your ways...

Thank God for life

Keneking:
APC Federal government roads sef

see your life


what does APC got to do with roads in the East

Is it APC that is governing the east

exchange sex for STD and iphone6

ehya op sorry...


Italy matter you drag come Nigeria nairaland make we give you advice wey you no go use least least..


Sorry oh

Prognose:
Any update? The snake don chop am?

if you ask meeeeeeeeeee na who i go assssskkkk

when i get married i will know the benefit why he married me...

watchwoman:
it's going on in mine too at the moment

Happy Harvest day dear..
May we live to witness a great harvest in His Sanctuary..