₦airaland Forum

abbeyty:
Miss,I am the right man for you cuz I got all these specifications you are asking for but before we start anything you must also be a Virgin.

i be confirm virgin


locate me for virgin test.. Or better still buy ticket for me to travel to south Africa and join them for the virgin testing..

concho:
Do you want to remain single for ever?

no sah...

SlayQueenSlayer:
You sef supposed know say dem go come for you na.

e don tey i see plenty mentions, that's why i find una trouble.. And una still fall inside with vex on top self...

tosyne2much:
Na everything your eyes dey see


She don already get belle nah

just passing oh


you fit score away goal Abeg try score better goal.. Our family is waiting oh..

ogbonti:
Take clay and dust, go create your own Adam...mschewwe

MrOfficer:
My sister that is John dumelo, another John dumelo, Rick Ross, flavour, Bishop Oyedepo, Dangote, Psquare and Floyd Mayweather wrapped into one man.

Just like mixing ogbono, Egwusi, afang and bitterleaf soup. E go run you Belle o

so pesin can't fit throw joke anyhow for nairaland in peace again..

Without una going for the head..

SlayQueenSlayer:
E better be joke o. I can't fit shout.

lolz

see as your people just dey follow me, they leave topic begin dey follow me on top joke matter..

tosyne2much:
Ehn ehn?

you better do give my sister belle make she carry triplet for you...

She no go wear that lord of the ring for ever oh..

HarunaWest:
ur a comedy...we will a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe for 1,000,000 Zimbabwean Dollar.....na there our Naira get value so stash enuf

Espirit De Corp


but Zimbabwe trip will hold on till i'm free...

AnthonioAlsaid:
Fine girl..... you preggy?

who give you Belle? you married or something?

na man give me oh..

LastMumu:
I would have supported you if I had not come across a tribalistic post of yours which changed my opinion of you.

lolz

tribalistic post kwa..
I remembered i said if you see any post by my name and you don't like it, that means my account was hacked.. Maybe that post, my account was hacked..





Btw, you are a RoyalBlueArmy so you have no choice then to vote

collinometricx:
make it asap

ok sir

MrHenshaw:
U are on a long thing!

dbanj long thing right

SlayQueenSlayer:
And you, what are you bringing to the table?[/quote ]


[quote author=cmart09 post=60363261]A man with this specs will not even see this I the first place.......lols

olumaxi:
am qualified..but i wont PM u..cos i wouldnt want u to dig my gold

Lanceslot:
Na Shiloh go later settle your case.

Halancornell:
. . Wait, Jesus is coming

so somebori can't fit joke again..

Na wa for una oh..

HarunaWest:
I have gat all the specifications except that my house Abroad is in Zimbabwe

oh
wow
that's nice oh

what are you trying to say that Zimbabwe is not abroad or what..

As far is outside a country call Nigeria, that country is abroad...


Btw, i love their president lord sir Robert Mugabe aka the best dictator in the world, oldest ruling president in the world, longest ruling president, the best man who never change his *yes* to *no* or his *no* to *yes* i love Mugabe will be glad if i could see him before he join his ancestors...

One of his quote here...

collinometricx:
number 79 for ronaldo and Lacazette

only you
i don hear, note taken.

thepussyhunter:
good night
we'll talk 2mao

lolz
see jealousy oh..


Ogbeni he is not the one oh..


Btw, good night

thepussyhunter:
lol
owkies babe
good luck in advance
lemme go crash gat a super big day 2mao

good night dear
sleep tight, off your slippers before you jump on your bed..

Papiikush:
Lol...go get verified.

lolz
sweet baby daddy


this your permission no be here oh...

Lolz,
he is not on the team oh...
He didn't even allow me to do this self..

I force myself out cos ayam not a slave not someone i don't even love..
Lolz

thepussyhunter:
lol

okay na
hope "yeye boo" no dey the campaign team o
cos if e join i go comot

i'm still irked at him cos he just deprived me of dem doggy for 6 fvcking months

lolz
your doggy is sure nah...
No lose hope..


#nevergiveup

TrapHedges:
optional for president

what about your group? No pretty candidate for president who can beat me hands down



Oh i see, waiting for deadline before the noise start..


Can't wait to see who will represent your group..

collinometricx:
Mhi go like b ur funds manager

no p
which jersey number do you like Lemme print it out with fund manager printed on it..

thepussyhunter:
okay na
lemme think of me number first

i'll get back to you

meanwhile go verify sharp sharp na

don't worry about verification wait till Thursday if you don't see my name on the list, the contest will shutdown till further notice..

Oyindidi:
I dey vex for Bosky

abeg no vex for my dad oh cos as his first love, i gat to know who he mingle with oh..

AyamStarch:
she for be the last runner up

wait lemme be last runner up
you will surely chop ban....

AyamStarch:
she for be the last runner up

wait lemme be last runner up
you will surely chop ban....

Oyindidi:

na joke oh, see as your eyes don red like palm oil.... person no fit play with you again ni

Oya sorry oh robosky02 i have apologise oh before she report me...

thepussyhunter:
okay na
put me for team list.............and do fast go verify o

na goal keeper you go be bah.. Or which number you want for your own jersey

Caringguy:
Go get verified, we gat your back.

dygeasy oya do the needful

Oyindidi:
I no dey vote

they put gun for ur head to vote

E like say ur secret relationship with my father don dey too much oh...


Baba mi robosky02 come and carry your side chick oh before something else happen...

Caringguy:
Optional for Miss Akwa ibom

lolz

abeg oh, e never reach that levels oh..

thepussyhunter:
#nevergiveup
cool!!!
That na our campaign slogan
have you been verified BTW?
Make i go check sef

yeah slogan #nevergiveup

not yet verified need full team yet..

collinometricx:
I just wan find trouble sure 50odds

lolz

i know ah..
That's why i said lemme leave you first..