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Kerry don enter eagle square

John Kerry in Nigeria dis is a wow

P-Square performance was ok but not woow didnt wow me

K

Baba oyoyo


P-Square on stage

K

Another May born Baby congrat Aunt Uche

Few hours is left 4 Jona nd MaMa P to pack their loads off Presidential Villa.


Cos BaBa is here


BaBa Oyoyo

Sai Buhari
Sai BaBa

Farewell bid to the out going President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR.

Am very happy sir you are leaving Presidential villa, Aso Rock, Abuja for live.

As you go back home to Otuoke i wish u and ur family journey mercies, incase your car fuel finish on d road, Pls Sir kindly start to trek home so dat u can b a hero again nd ur name will continue to reign as d first clueless president d country has ever had frm generation to generation.

Av a happy home wit ur wife mama P, i pray she wont divorce u as tym goes on.
See you sir in Otuoke by dis tym 2moro.




Sai Buhari
Sai Baba
Ba'ba Oyoyo.

Rejoice oh peoples of the world for a new child has been born to you, welcome her with warm hands, joy, love, happiness, blessing, so that she can be fulfill and be happy all the days of her life with you on earth.


Happy Birthday to me Optional2, and to all my twin brothers and sisters on Nairaland who are also celebrating theirs today.
ElDeeThDon,
DIVFAVOR
MzPreshie
'my name sake amaka'
Utagbamaka
imoke
topsquino
jhydosky
nhiyo
japht
dbaby
goodson
godfadda6
iamsherif101

I wish all of us LLNP I thank God for this great yet another year of life.

Godmother:
Lolz
This story seems false to me too.

sis if u av any body who is staying @okene u can ask d person. U can ask samflexxy on dis nairaland he is a student @FCE Okene were d incident happened.

MRBrownJ:
@OP
and when all this happened, not ONE person decided to take their phone out to take a photo, right?!
all this Harry Potter BS..... and people who believe it.

my guy it was dark d pix r all dark u wont b able to see it. Dis r students nd college provost

tpiadotcom:
was it among the colleges of education upgraded to universities?

No. But it offer degree courses in affiliated with UI dat is UI has a campus in the school

Utchgirl:
Ur story is interesting bt dia is a lot of mistakes in it (spellings and punctuations)

Plz try to correct dem 4 easy comprehension

Anyway, tnk God 4 d returned stuff

ok tnk u

A student Dick disappear after a strange touched him in the college student common room while having a drinking with his friend @ the commonroom because it was his birthday they were marking for him.


It was a very big Mystrey, i have heard about it but never seen it but yesterday at the College i witnessed it.


Thank God after 6hours of begging the criminals to return the student dick it was finally restore to the student. The College provost handed the criminals to Soldier who he invited to torture the criminals.



Pix of students and the College Provost addressing d student when he arrived at the college clinic you wont be able to see it cos it was dark

I have been hearing this mystrey but have never seen it, but yesterday at Federal College of Education, Okene, Kogi state i witness it.

After lectures yesterday a student and his friends went to the student common to have some drink because the guy's brithday was that yesterday, while drinking a strange who came from Edo State saw him went to this student to wish him happy birthday after the greeting, the strange offer the student a bottle of drink but the student turned it down and say water is ok for him, after this strange gave him the water he touch the student and the student notice that something has left him, the student called his friends that the guy that just touch him has taken away something from him that he is empty, luckly the guy is still already, some of his friends called the guy inside the common to ask him to return want he took but the strange refuse.

This started around 4pm, they begged this guy for 2hours to return the student dick he still refuse so the beating of his life started.

The peace committee of the College took them to the College Kako all the student in the school were all running and shouting 'BringBackOurPenis' the girls were shouting also 'HoldYourBreast' incase.

At 7pm the student they took his dick fainted and the whole student started crying they rush the guy to the College Clinic but didnt recover till 9:30pm, by then the criminals has been brought to the College Clinic to return the student dick or else they will do jungle justice for them.
After so much beating soldiers came and naked one of them, they saw some marks of iron on the guy's back then they sent for iron they plugged it after it was hot enough they use it on the boy's back, the guy then shouted 'IT IS BACK' the guy has returned the student dick.

To God be the Glory it was his dick after two attempt to restore it. The own of the dick then said that his real dick is back.

The College Provost, Dean of student affairs, College Liberian, his Family members were all present till the student Dick was restore.

The student came out of the College Clinic @10pm to speak with all the student who were supporting him since the incident happened.

Hmmmmmm we give thanks to God.
The College Provost gave the go ahead to the SUG to party to celebrate the return of the student dick.

The criminals were taken by the soldiers they didnt go without the student stoning the criminals.

Mystrey happen in this world everyday God help us in our daily activities.

On behalf of the entire Federal College of Education, Okene, Kogi state we give thanks to God.

Congrat to she

Ok gud 4 them

Ok note taken

Ok

Ok

Sile12:
Please can you pick the cutest?

1.

i feel lyk avin her right now. She so cute nd sweet God give me a baby girl as sweet nd cute lyk dis beautiful angel. Muah

Dis a special cake sum1 gave me as bday present 4 been a Chelsea fan nd 4 Chelsea winning d EPL on my month of birth. Tnx to jeffizy 4 d bday gift

AbuMaryam1:
Crystal palace will destroy Chelsea's hope.

hater go hug transformer or better still trek to stamford bridge to fulfil ur mission

jacabi:
Let them trek to stamford bridge, at least they will give them trekkers trophy.

u will help me nd award them dat

jacabi:
Yes o!!! Notin fit stop us. Haters can go and......

hug transformer or better still trek to stamford bridge

Blue is beautiful
Chelsea is the best
Chelsea the blues is d best nd the blue is beautiful.


Here Comes The Champion of EPL
Chelsea the Royal Blue.

Champion d blues is here

I dy watch

Hmmm in case