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Hmmmm ojoro wat abt me

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emusmith:
Disclaimer: This Doesn't Apply To Every Lady But Most.
I AM NOT GENERALIZING!


Yes, when ladies gather together to discuss, they touch all areas- the leave no stone unturned.

Been around ladies in my growing up years, I can almost tell their next step by looking at a section of their eyes (CONFIDENTIAL)

When Nigerian Ladies gather together, what is always on the gist menu?

Don't forget: Because of their insecurities and desire to respected, they lie to themselves almost without knowing. I'm sure that answers why ladies are better liars than guys.


Without much ado, What Are Some Things Ladies Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together?


1. They Discuss Their Boyfriends Or Crush.


Statements like, he wants me to visit him, does he think I'm a hoe? Lol...he thinks o...funny, that girl will go visit the guy and keep going with her "gist mates" not being aware... She lied so as not to be seen as a hoe...Here in NL, they deny all kinds of sexual news... Lies! Wash!


2. They Discuss The Latest Dress In Town


They know the "leggings" that has the texture of a snake- the shiny one that reveal their butt...They discuss the tailor that could give a powerful design. They dress to show so this is a sensitive issue in their gist list.


3. They Discuss The Latest Hair Style


They go as far as browsing that...when they are not hair stylist ...She can't be so broke that she wouldn't want to make the latest hair style. If she has no money, that's one reason she needs a bf..



4. They Gossip


Hian! It's hard for girls to just be talking and not gossip another girl. Even the "educated"/ "religious" ones do that...Is that not why Most Girlfriends Don't Last Forever...


5. Talk About Celebrities


How wide Nicky minaj hips is and how big KK butt is must be heard when those celebrity-driven ladies sit down to gist... They dress like them, act like them( "duh", "OMG", walk like them, pout like them... So gullible... You hardly find guys mimicking celebrities... Hardly!

They discuss Nyanya and other Nigeria artists whose songs they love.


6. They Fantasize About Their Wedding


Hmm...Girls are born with fantasies joor

Very wild fantasies o...Their expectations are quite high and illustrious. Even the girls with Zero- attitude sef will be discussing marriage- its open for all


7. They Discuss Career, Books read, God, Ideas And Goals.


Hmmm...This sect are few abeg... From NL, we know a few of them not by what they post but by their attitude.

When these set of girls meet, the discuss the future... They plan and strategize how to better their performance in school or how to make their home lively and sweet...In bid to that, they go learning all kinds of hand craft (baking, sewing, hair making, knitting,) just to be to their unborn children the best mom.

They are closer to elderly women more to gain wisdom and in turn they discuss among themselves... They are preparing for the future

No8. Dy sumtyms discuss politics.

Cityguy:
Lol.. Believe you me, other people had to come and check what was on cos it was very sudden. Kai! Thanks jooor

lol

Huh na wch kind madness b dat

Huh

crixtex:
naa.. Val.. dey always cold... So u no dey celebrate Val ni? its a day of Love sis....

we all celebrate love

Hmm

chidexxy007:
heyyyy..... I said @least 4 nw, meanwhile how do u fancy a Chris smalling hatrick

ok


dats cool congrat 2 him

crixtex:
Hahaha... u sef ja si.. me go just dey house dat day... lets face d truth no one can change Nigeria until we change d constitution..... Anyways, how we dey do valentine now?

as e dy hot na

Blackett:
Man U scores!!

In your face!

no b my face dy score ooooo

Really

chidexxy007:
lol.... considering d condition we are in, we don't celebrate publicly @least 4 nw...... lol

lol lwkmd chai so una don no how 2 keep silence i wish Arsenal nd man city go b lyk una. Lol

chidexxy007:
we dy here.... any p?

tor me no hear una voice ooooo as una score

Were r d man u fans dy don sleep. Man u fans wake up oooooooo stop sleeping. I still no say man u no fit hold dis lead 4 5mins chai man u

Really like seriously
worever


Booking space dis evening on my mind

Hmm

Na space me dy look 4

Is now d turn of d blues to take alway d free point dis nite. Chelsea we rule d world of football we bring d world 2gether wit d blue sky we protect d world frm sun. We r d Royal princes nd princess d head of d football throne.






Y chelsea no gree score now abeg if dy no say dy no go score make them tell me so i fit go sleep oooooo



finally Chelsea score dy win we continue d lead on d royal throne. Chelsea 1-0 Everton

crixtex:
It isnt silly... Anyways just dont hate on a particular denomination.. we are all one.... and dont forget GEJ till 2019...

God forbide who go vote for GEJ make God punish all d politicians theifs them b

DonaldGenes:
Nope! You're harsh on me

ehya pele oooo

crixtex:
Love covereth all things my sister.....

Love wch kind stupid love b dat

ubong560:
What do you mean by "we"?

And the girl optional2 is just yielding to your quest.

Anyways, nairaland linking people since 2005.

my guy me 2 dy play my own game ooooooo

DonaldGenes:
[size=28pt].....Be a tab bit romantic nah....[/size]

r mine not romantic

crixtex:
hehehe.. buh y u dey fear na.. we are christians of one body which is Christ Jesus.. if ur church hosts a programme and I m invited, y I no go come? ... wait.. so u mean u no fit marry for my church?

chai marry who abeg no talk abt dat oooo

crixtex:
puhaha... Why would I want to dat that? Moreover I m inviting as a guest for a programme in d church... hope u will attend?

attend waitin abeg leave me oooooo i no cum ur church

dancok:
my account is not sending email I don't know why,but this is my direct line 08064357013.u can text me to know u are d one.

ok oooooooo

DonaldGenes:
For the Records, I don't suck I lick




Roger that

Olodo

So! If una like made una kill una self so dat PDP no go get supporters again 4 dis election in Benin

Ezemarcel:
so u know all this and u created a thread for it

so shouldnt i create a thread to no wat others think abt it. Remember i said my frnd. Beside we need 2 share sum experince we had in life nd advice each other on how 2 go abt it.

Nneka123:
A kiss on the first date is not bad. I actually see it as a sign that we are getting somewhere, that you like me, and i like you too.

Miss Nneka123 dis naija not America were teens go 4 a date nd end up in bed. I guess our culture in Nigeria dont permit kissing sumone u dnt no after ur first date wit him or her @least b patient nd wait 4 d 3rd or 4th date. Pls dnt advice ur frnds on dat ooooo.

dancok:
can we exchange contacts like BBM pin or phone no?

Not in dis public site jst email me ur contact