007, how much u de land this one?

thanks Kunle, but its for a friend and he needs it as soon as now.

Do u have a Honda CRV 1998-2001 MODEL for sale? pls fresh Toks not Nigerian used.  You can post it hare and state your price or you can call me on 08097101918.

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PLS BE PATIENT & READ THIS:



Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for
Microsoft Europe.


Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
Ayodele a Naija guy.


Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know Java program to leave.
Two thousand candidates leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do
not know JaVa but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try.


Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele says
to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele
says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!"
The other candidate answers "O gaju o

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay , Jamaica .

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America ,' explained the man.

'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took
a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled
and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?'

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment, we have lived happily every after.'

@all thanks,
@ bibs zan baki idan na shigo birnin Dabo

@bibs, na yi bilagoro ne zuwa garin masu chin abinci da tsinke

Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I salute u
@bibs, kina lafiya, kwana biyu

A wealthy Urhobo man decided to go on a safari in one of
the games reserves. He took his faithful pet Waffi dog along
for company.

One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long
he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a
leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of
having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boy, dis na wahala."

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back
to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims
loudly, "Man, that leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get
more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as
a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Chei", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly
chop me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use
and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great
speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says,
"Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo
dog."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back, and thinks," Wetin man go do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to
his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet.

And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says,
"wey this monkey sef. you no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass
since I send am make him go bring another leopard and he still
never come back!!"

Mr Femi, u are not doing justice to this ride, pls post the interior pics/detailed pics

thanks Monitor_1

pls assist with this VIN is for a car adverized here 1HGCP26808A042628. THANKS
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-386510.99999.html#bot

pls assist wit this, VIN: IHGCP26808A042628
thanks

TRANQUIL ACE

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Vessel's Details
Ship Type: Cargo
Length x Breadth: 200 m X 32 m
Speed recorded (Max / Average): 11 / 8.8 knots
Flag: Cayman Is [KY]
Call Sign: ZGAA7
IMO: 9561253, MMSI: 319013600

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Last Position Received
Area: Atlantic North
Latitude / Longitude: 30.29745˚ / -80.783˚ (Map)
Currently in Port:
Last Known Port: BALTIMORE
Info Received: 0d 4h 41min 9s ago
Not Currently in Range
Itineraries History

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Voyage Related Info (Last Received)
Draught: 7 m
Destination: COTONOU
ETA: 2010-05-31 07:00
Info Received: 2010-05-20 00:34 (0d, 7h 38min 45s ago)

pls reconfirm, u said it is AMAC, and has CofO?

happy sales bro!

PLS Kunle as usual, assisst with this VIN JHMCP263686073694. THANKS

Promise u are the man!, once again, thanks.

Promise pls assist me with this WDBUF56J96A805378 thanks