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Hi Yinka, pls what is the speedometer reading? and the VIN aswell. Thanks

@ Romade

One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, ¿Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.¿

The man says, ¿Well, give me some examples.¿



The lady explains, ¿Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.



If a man fumbles around and can¿t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn¿t for me either.¿

Then she said, ¿How do you unlock your door?¿

The man answered,



"Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock¿¿

A man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day.



He was glad for the interlude because it taught him how much his wife loved him.



She was so thrilled to have him around that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled,



"My husband's home! My husband's home!"

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.



"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"



"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"



"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"



"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"



"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"



"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day.



But only screwing you once a year.



Wouldn't you go mad, too?"

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.



"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"



"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"



"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"



"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"



"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"



"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day.



But only screwing you once a year.



Wouldn't you go mad, too?"

A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby.



Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Joe ", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Bob then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.



After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.



As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to UnCloth.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!"



She begins to drool.



The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!"



She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.



He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.




He arrests him for indecent exposure.




As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'




The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ,




I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.





So I did.





We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt,





So I did.





Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants,





So I did.





Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts,





So I did.





Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy, '




'And here I am.'

ok thanks

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@Piedpiper & hailolive, this post is over a year now.

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A friend needs a Naija used Honda Halla in Abuja. Any one in the house with Naija used Honda Halla for sale in Abuja should pls respond.

pls upload the engine pics. thanks

@ Midas02, that is a job well done!!!. your contribution is very educative. I usually follow your contributions to topics to the last word. Pls keep up the good work.

"Hmm this one for busy body? I no know say craze people dey drive motor
This one be as e get ooh!!!"

@ Emperoh na u get ur mouth ohhh!!!! hope u shappen am wel wel?

happy birthday seun!!!!!!!!!!1

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what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the size and is it resitified?

pls post the vin

@ manutd1, that rate is only obtainable from the banks. The maximum they will give to u is $4000 as PTA, I got that yesterday after the presentation of my travelling pasport with valid visa, and a return ticket.

thanks very much, I really appreciate your assistance.

pls help me with this 2HGEJ6673WH569926. Thanks