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Jones and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Jones says, 'Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.

Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.'

She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,

'How much?'

She says, 'A hundred dollars'.

He says, 'Sh*t. All I've got is thirty'.

She says, 'Hold on.'

She runs back to Jones and says, 'What can he get for thirty dollars?' Jones says, 'A hand job'.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.

He says, 'Okay'.

She gets in the car; he unzips his pants and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,

'Jones, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?'

This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night.



The guy gets out to change the tire, but he doesn't have any gloves so before long he gets back in the car with the job half-done, his hands blue from the cold.



His date, wearing a short sexy skirt, says,"Put your hands between my legs to warm them up."



So he does, and after a few exciting and hot minutes, he then gets out to finish the job.



It's so cold, however, that he has to come back one more time to warm his hands, again between her legs.



Finally, he finishes the job and gets back into the car, and is about to put the keys into the ignition when she asks,



"Aren't your ears cold too?"

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that was the time the cock fights occurred in the village.

So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the alter boys stood up,

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.

"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.

"I don't have to," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.



By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes
back and says,



"Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer
who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he
usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken
in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"



The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.

The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to
the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's
table and says,



"Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and
I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you.
You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one
of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"


The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in
the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his
pants, bends over and says,



"Your turn!!"

nice ride, where is it located? Lagos, ph etc?

CONGRATULATIONS on you sales.

Carshopper pls post the front pic

correct guy!

: pls carshopper post the front pic.

Do you ve any plot arround fcda/owner occupier or Army Scheme in Kubwa?

emeshot, which one be ''double accelerator'' again

pls post the vin, how long have she used it in Nija?

pls emeshot where the Auxillary Gear de 4 this car?

"190, my dear brother, I know you've been searching for a yaris for a while and i will try to help you if you are serious. Here's the deal :


Go to http://www.cars.com or http://www.autotraders.com or any other online auto mart in the US, and find a car that meets your specification
Search within 75 miles of zipcode of 19102
Note the price range of the cars returned by the search engine

Your deal: I will get you the car at the cost in the mid range, thus if the range of prices is $5000 - $8500, your prize will be $7,000. Normally I will add shipping and customs to this amount, then my 10% service fee on the total, but I am willing to waive my 10% for you. I will then go to the auction and buy you a car of similar quality as the ones listed at $8,000 - $8500.

We have exclusive relationship with the only shipping company left in the USA whose first port of call is Lagos from the USA. Hoegh, ACL (Grimaldi) and the rest go to other West African countries or European countries before getting to Lagos. For this reason, the shipping company we use gets to Lagos within 10 - 15 days after it leaves the east coast of the USA."

Cheers,
J

woohhh!!! what an offer!

keep up the good work. your writeups are very educative especially to "we" (laymen) in the building sector. I really helped me in understanding stuffs that I dont b4. Once more Thanks!

will you like a Toyota Hilux?

Hi, Bandore, I saw the ford in GWARIMPA this morning, I presumed is ur brother test driving it in the rain . HAPPY SALES

Chief ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! enough of this waiting game pls post the pics and details. how much did u land it to Nija?

Lafiya lau. Nagode.

@J, well done. Its good to help/assit each other at our time of need. Keep the good work.

I ve a well maintained nija used will sell for 1.5m, if you ve intersest let me know.

try this guy, adexfem@yahoo.co.uk or you call +2348056345590 or +2348038013408 he will assist u. Good luck

J. pls assist with this 1HGCM557X4A101892. Thanks

@Larez, Im not only confused, but lost. what Im asking is the correct size of granite/stone (ie in mm) to be used for GERMAN FLOOR. Thanks.

@thirdeye, Larez, & co, what is the best size of aggregate/granite for use in dbc?

Maury and Pauly were in the bar again, and Pauly was relating his quandry:


"I don't know what decision I should make.



I'm currently being pursued by a 23-year-old aspiring model who hasn't got a dime to her name and also by a 63-year-old widow with brazillions of dollars."



"Hmmm," said Maury.



"In your place, I wouldn't hesitate a second.



With your age and looks, it's obvious that you're never again in your lifetime going to get the attention of a 23-year-old, even if she is broke and only an aspiring model.



What counts is youth and beauty.



In your place, I'd send the old bat off and then set up housekeeping with the beauty."



"You're right!" says Pauly.



"It's just amazing how friends can see the situation so clearly and offer such good advice."



"No problem," says Maury, "but could you give me that widow's name and number?"