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Bros

Come here

Kneel down

Place your hands on your head

And repeat after me

Say "my brain, wake up by fire"

Mr. SIMPson

Yukov:
But you told us earlier that you are leaving Nairaland. Is your job not that demanding again

Person whey just dey chase clout

She's dying for attention

Channah1:
Ta! Commot for here.

I'm sure you're not even half as beautiful as the average gurls on my street

Beauty isonu

What exactly should we do with this information?

Will your 'supposed' beauty reduce the hyperinflated price of food items?

Abeg shift

As a Chelsea fan, I am Hala Madrid tonight

Liverpool should just bury that 'treble' dream

Na only the two domestic trophies whey my stupid club gift them dey for them this season

Liverpool that couldn't break Tottenham's low block will break Madrid's? I really don't see that happening

Big Benz, Vinicius and Modric masterclass incoming

ChoCho54:
I think Reno is viewing this thread as orestino

Werey. Orestino koh

E don cast

Last last, na everybody go chop breakfast

What you need is Igbo and shayo

After that, find a 9 incher to stretch the walls of your p*ssy for you

Marketgists:
The point is "we communicate"

Yimu

Omo Ibadan

Marketgists:
/chivita/

No dey form

Na SIvita Una dey always call ham

Marketgists:
I am from Ibadan, I am proud of my Town
Check my signature

Pronounce 'Chivita'

BoredBerry:
I've met him... But he didn't stay.. Searching for version 2.0... Hopefully this one would return the feelings...

I've given you the easy way out

All these ones whey you dey talk na stress

I can provide you with clay so you can mould him

That will be lot more easier

Happy birthday Seun

More good life

How much?

Nokia 5.4

Bush meat don catch hunter

Wait!

Who uses fcmb?

jeff1993:
My own it was not bike per say it was a fellow passenger and a female for that matter!!!

I sat down near her and she was fingering my phone .... I knew what she was doing but I kept quiet. I nudfed the man sitting beside me and gave him signal .... He quickly understood and himself just use style dey observe.

After fingering the phone she hid it inside her trouser around her Pvssy area and my phone has Mad vibration and in silent. Na so we begin search for the phone the man was calling the phone steadily and the thing go just dey vibrate .... The lady was just feeling squeamish but she no fit talk or comot cos na all of us dey find the phone. The excess call and the vibration don too turn her on cos I don dey observe her eyes don dey dim somehow and she don dey do legs one kind. Nobody tell her she use her hand,bring out the phone tell me say she wan just suffer me small say I too dey keep phone careless.

See insult from all angles wey Dem give her.... She no follow us reach festac wey she won drop again .... Na Ojodu Berger she drop cow of shame.

This one is African magic Yoruba

Poor script

chatinent:
That DSTv wey you gift me.

Ewu

Abeg this movie sweet

Which station them dey show ham?

#COYB #KTBFFH �

Okay??

Noted OP!

But that slugabed, you for just challenge me direct. No be say you go dey cut through corners

Make I no catch you for street sha

Idaytesj29:
Werey

Erik Ten Haag abi?

Next season, e go turn 'Erik Don Hang'

Commendable

Commendable

BleedTears:
With all due respect, you don't even have a brother in cotonu.

You're just pipe dreaming. Go take hot agbo make e clear every symptoms of malaria from your body.

Son! Well deserved

But why Harry Kane no leave that penalty for son for that penultimate match?

Xerox01:
not even the engine made it expensive, it is it's vintage and rare value. And the power of bidders

Owoyanturu

post=113052434:
Yessssss ooooooo.......

Manna quoted me! I'm not screaming lol

Up Chelsea fam �

9ja to the world