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Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 2:32pm On Sep 11, 2016

TrapHedges:
Cus am I still have someone to fuvk

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 12:16pm On Sep 11, 2016

kelval:
kilode?you guys married??

No o but I was d comic MC at her marriage which held on the 31st of February, 2016 tongue

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 11:49pm On Sep 10, 2016

kelval:
am just still waiting for mhisbliss you know..

Waiting for Mhisbliss shocked

? My brother, u go wait tire o kiss

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 11:37pm On Sep 10, 2016

allytinted:
Bar Man! Abeg Palm Wine For This Niqqa. This Your Moniker Get As E Be O..

U like my moniker? Orieoda grin

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2016

allytinted:
Bar Man! Four Crates Of Origin For This Bro

Four crates of origin ko, four crates of source ni

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 9:41pm On Sep 10, 2016

jake2much:
am not interested in relationship for now. I have a pain in my emotion

No vex bros.....kindly take emotional paracetamol wink

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2016

iPrevail:
I'm single because I live in an uncivilized society where females..

1. Contribute almost nothing to a relationship but expect everything.

2. Think having sex with a guy means doing him a big favor.

3. Think being a gf is an actual job where they expect to get paid.

4. Are so emotionally unreliable. Especially where money is a factor.

5. Are not very smart.

6. Don't know how to play console games and hate soccer.

Should I go on?

Bros, abeg, it af do... grin

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Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 9:36pm On Sep 10, 2016

alterswerve:
I am single because i haven't received my certificate of having completed Singleship

O boy, see oyinbo shocked

.....ur compound-complex sentence is too nebulous for me to fathom lipsrsealed

.....kindly simplify grin

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 9:34pm On Sep 10, 2016

jake2much:
so if I want to know u is dat bad

....and someone is working towards being free from being single cool

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Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 9:32pm On Sep 10, 2016

Donnyperry:
Because she is yet to reply my PM

hehehehehehehe cheesy

.......O.Y.O tongue

Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2016

Yehman:
Until $1 = 1 Naira

Romance › Why Are You Still Single? by orieoda(op): 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2016

Each and everyone of us has his or her own reason for being single.....for some, it's academic reason; for some, it's financial reason; for some, mr/mrs RIGHT hasn't come.......as for me, well, I'm still waiting for Otedola's daughter to ask me out cry

So let's get started....why are you still single?
Please, help me call oga Seun and Lala to come and answer this simple and straightforward question o grin

Romance › Re: Help!!!! "Cuddles" Is Trying To Ruin My Relationship.. by orieoda(m): 2:58pm On Aug 31, 2016

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#9999ff]Just do it . when she's knocked out sleep remove yerself from her.
•••••••
Buti agree with ya girl though,i like the idea of cuddlin' until sleep comes.[/color]

[color=#00cccc]
You nor get girlfriend
This is a fundamental right she should be able ta cuddle her boo even all night![/color]

And is it your fundamental right for a lady u are not legally married to, to spend most nights in your house? Just give her belle, your eyes go clear tongue

Romance › Re: Help!!!! "Cuddles" Is Trying To Ruin My Relationship.. by orieoda(m): 12:38am On Aug 31, 2016

Of all the political, social and economic challenges in Nigeria, cuddling is your girlfriend's problem shocked

.....what is the total age of you and your girlfriend self tongue

Romance › Re: Man Shockd To Find Out His Name Stored As ‘pastor Jeremiah’ On Girldriend’s Fone by orieoda(m): 12:31am On Aug 31, 2016

Let him save her own name with evangelist Rosemary....this life is that simple cool

Romance › Re: My Husband Can't Sleep Without Sucking My Vagina - Woman by orieoda(m): 12:28am On Aug 31, 2016

Just put otapiapia there when next he's about sucking it angry

....u don't need to thank me nah, what are we friends for grin

Romance › Re: "See How This Guy Used His Broad Knowledge Of Football To Win A Girl's Heart" by orieoda(m): 12:22am On Aug 31, 2016

Some girls eh, their brain is just 5 kilobytes grin

Christianity Etc › Thank You Jesus, Have You Said It Today? by orieoda(op): 11:02am On Aug 28, 2016

This is a question for everyone to answer....
Of course, I have said it today and still repeating it....THANK YOU JESUS FOR EVERYTHING! I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO YOU!
Lala, have you thanked Him today?

Celebrities › Re: CoolFM Confirms The Sack Of Daddy Freeze [PICS] by orieoda(m): 1:43pm On Aug 27, 2016

He was not sacked joor! He was only technically told not to come to work for the main time grin

but I know he would get a better offer from another radio station or any other communication firm if and only if.... lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Young Man And His 70-Year-Old Oyinbo Lover Get People Talking by orieoda(m): 9:48pm On Aug 26, 2016

maverickdude:
Wetin nigg*s no go do for money

They cannot go and come and then go and die for money grin

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Romance › Re: Guy Pours Heart Out On Facebook After Being Heartbroken by orieoda(m): 7:27pm On Aug 23, 2016

Nigerians never disappoint.... grin

Sports › Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by orieoda(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016*

The guy's physical body was in the stadium doing sports while his inner man was somewhere doing lipsrsealed

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Politics › Re: Ozigi Abdulsalam Deedat At Cemetry In Kogi State (photos) by orieoda(m): 3:13pm On Aug 14, 2016

Political Stunt cheesy

....but kudos to him notwithstanding tongue

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Crime › Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Iwo, Osun State By Mob And Taken To The Palace by orieoda(m): 7:31pm On Aug 08, 2016

What is the function of the king when he couldn't even take decision on his own.....so the mob that took the kidnapper to the palace dint know where police station is located abi? Hmmmmmm! Oba ranni nise, odo oba kun, ise oba kose maje, odo oba ko se rolu...no more king Solomon o kiss

Christianity Etc › Re: Help! A Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled Because Of Tithe Card by orieoda(m): 3:23pm On Aug 07, 2016

IMASTEX:
It is one of this new generational pentecostal church, I intensionally didn't want to mention name.
What should he do?

Cc Mynd44, Seun, lalasticlala your attention is needed to help a fellow come out of his misery

....I put it to you that you are an hypocrite if u refuse to mention the name of the church....if u want us to believe ur story, then mention the name of the church.....

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Romance › Re: Do You Remember This? by orieoda(op): 10:41pm On Jul 29, 2016

MzDesire:
What is that?

boiled indomie with egg kiss

Romance › Re: Do You Remember This? by orieoda(op): 9:59pm On Jul 29, 2016

Tolexander:
Nakannakan in Yoruba!

Is nakannakan different from kannakanna? Coz I know that's what David used to kill Goliath and not this tongue

Romance › Do You Remember This? by orieoda(op): 9:40pm On Jul 29, 2016

If you did not do or see this, then it is imperative for you to prostate whenever you wanna greet me grin

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Romance › Hilarious Photo Of The Day (Children's Day) by orieoda(op): 10:50pm On May 27, 2016

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Politics › Resurrecting The Nigerian Fallen Heroes... by orieoda(op): 10:44am On May 22, 2016*

Like a general saying in Yoruba: "the imperfections of the LIVING will always make us to remember the DEAD" angry

At times, when I see the way some of our Super Eagles players play, I feel like bringing the so-called Samuel Okwaraji and Rashidi Yekini back to life...
At times, when I see they way politics are being played in the recent time, I feel like bringing Obafemi Awolowo back to life....
At times, I feel like praying to God to resurrect Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola when I see how churches have been turned to profit-making oriented businesses....
What about Fela Anikulapo Kuti who sang many years ago and majority of what he said are manifesting in the recent time....
I can go on and on and on and on mentioning names.....
Now, my question is: if you have an opportunity to bring back to life, one of the fallen heroes in this country, who will it be?
Is it: Samuel Okwaraji
Rashidi Yekini
Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola
Dora Akuyili
Obafemi Awolowo
Chinua Achebe
Odumegwu Ojukwu
Sani Abacha
Dagrin
Sam Loco Efe
Fela Kuti
Prof Peller and so on!
Name who you would like to bring back to life, give your reasons and what you probably miss about him or her
Let's do this in remembrance of our fallen heroes and let the "indomie generation" learn something... cool

Politics › Re: List Of Petrol Hike Since The Military Era To Date by orieoda(m): 7:35am On May 13, 2016

Don't u think it will be fair to attach dat little POEM u attached to Jonathan's regime to other regimes too?

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Politics › Re: Top Lagos Politician, Adeniji- Adele Is Dead by orieoda(m): 9:31am On May 05, 2016

Awayeiku kan kosi, gbogbo wan lan lo si Alakeji....may God prolong our lives in wealth n good health to fulfil our destinies!

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