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even Satan himself is regretting why he made u his information minister!!

SillyeRabbit:
May your union be blessed.

Amen dear

don't view with out commenting ooiooooo!!

"And Francis said this is the bone of my bone n flesh of my flesh she shall be called Jewell of the airways".
The long awaited miracle has finally happened. Her dreams has finally became reality. We saw it coming and we prayed earnestly for it and GOD ALMIGHTY crowned our little efforts with a huge success to him be all the praise Amen.
Amy, I owe you a lot but am gona pay it someday. You have impacted my life in so many ways. Your motherly attributes are iburibuos, I have no doubt for 'he that findeth you has found the best n obtained God's blessing'. My dear joy you have embarked on a journey that only God will see you through. My prayers for is the Lord's Ever Abiding presence in your life, husband n family at large Amen.
Ladies n mentelgen, it's my singular honour to present to the world the latest couple on planet earth MR & MRS FRANCIS JOY GODWINSON!!.
WISH THEM WELL BECAUSE YOURS IS NEXT!
THANKS. UBA KINGSLEY O.

our mindset has been drastically Bastardized by amoracious amorality. thereby giving rise this perversion.

Ritzychic:
wow! all the way. I really happy for you Joy. Kingsley you're next in line.

A very big Amen. but after you. sinaj I hail you too.

cruzita:
congrats.




smart couple

very smart thank you cuti

aren't they beautiful? may God bless you n your hubby. (sheds some tears). .... continues. I pray this is not the end of our four years friendship? any way I still have others.

Please join me as I celebrate my bestie for this great victory. it was às if it won't happen but thank GOD for his mercies. may you enjoy all the follow come packages that is allocated to legally married people. amen. the bottom pot is tomorrow at nnewi. white wedding.

pls wots the name of that soup?

Tufiakwa!!

The man was forced to smile. look well. can a sensible man see evil spirit n smile?

Even if they have never had sex,once a lady truly loves you it will be hard for her to leave the man especially when the man did not hurt her or do anything wrong...[/quote]I agree wit u but.once.a.relationship.is.not covananted.&.comitted.through.sex then.it.becomes easier to break. True love knows when to let go.

[quote authora=crazymommy post=46111593]Even if they have never had sex,once a lady truly loves you it will be hard for her to leave the man especially when the man did not hurt her or do anything wrong...[/quote]I agree wit u but once a relationship is not covananted & comitted through sex then it becomes easier to break. True love knows when to let go.

That is why no sex before marriage is advised.

sinaj:
I didn't see dat part o

ha so u didn't see that she kissed him before he died. abeg read the story well. goodbye kiss!

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
If Gej is a constant, while Apc is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming,
With the aid of a diagram,
1. discuss the probability of Apc blaming Gej for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase.
2. If Apc = All promises cancelled, where pmb is a constant, discuss the speed at which peoples suffering may increase.
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of apc propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 Prisoners you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries pmb will travel to after london.
7. If pmb is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, solve the equation in correlation to x.
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; masquerade dressing, importation of grass and pencil production by 2017.
9. If x is change and y is lies/
propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you..
time is 1:30 minutes. Good luck

A very touching Chinese story :
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I feel like crying
Especially that part when he said: 汦睯攺क. it was very painful.

hmmm thank God for Jesus Christ.

15, May 2016
Take Care of Yourself

‘He makes me lie down … He restores my soul.’ Psalm 23:2–3 NIV

Learn to pay attention to your body’s signals and emotional responses to the demands you place on yourself. When you’re tired to the point of distraction, you need to slow down and rest. Yes, there are seasons that require extra time and energy but, even in the midst of these seasons, you need to find a way to take care of yourself. If you constantly ignore your body’s aches and pains, work 24/7, eat out of vending machines, and run on caffeine and adrenalin, you’ll get sick and be forced to slow down because you wouldn’t take care of yourself. Knowing your ‘speed limit’ allows you to know when it’s time to stop, refuel, and replenish, to restore your energy and your soul. Many of us have abused our bodies for so long that we believe our healthiest days are behind us. Not necessarily so! No matter how bad your condition is, there’s help! Your body has the ability to restore itself. God Bless you!

For all the happenings in NIGERIA pls let us pray!!
*May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.


*May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*May God slash you with the axe of life.
* May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*May you be sentenced to life imperisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*May the Trade centre of happiness cllapse on you and your family.

*May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*May the light of God blind you eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

*May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you Sir!

May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,
May the annointing from on high kill destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in jesus name (Amen)

*You should be saying amen to claim all these wonderful Prayers

Breaking News!!!A crowd was gathered at an accident scene and a smart journalist wanted to get the story firsthand."Make way, I am the victim's son", he shouted. Slowly the crowd parted for him. On getting to the spot, lying lifeless in front of the car was a GOAT!

Ezedon:
Oga it seems you want to be an ARIEL AMBASSADOR?

Bro i no mind. Abeg conect me.

SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL NAMED AMINA On that fateful day, Amina was on her way to school when a motor cycle knocked her down! She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately. That night in her dream, an old woman in white garment appeared to her and warned her sternly that: "As soon as you are discharged from the hospital, you must wash the blood stains from that cloth you wore that day you were involved in an accident otherwise something terrible may happen to YOU!" Amina thought it was just an ordinary dream not until she saw the same old woman in her dream again&again&again.... telling her to wash the blood stains from the cloth. This time, Amina was frightened and told her mother the dream. Her mother simply told her to do exactly as she was told. The moment Amina got home from the hospital, that very day she was discharged, She soaked the cloth and started washing. She washed and washed but there was still small stain of blood on the cloth because the blood stains had dried already. . ... .. . She got tired and rinsed the cloth like that. It was a white gown. That night in her dream, the same old woman appeared to her again and told her to wash the cloth very well that there was still blood stains on it which may cause something terrible to happen to her. When Amina woke up, she checked the time, it was 4:00am...every where was still dark. She was consumed with fear! . . ... .. ....,and because she was afraid of the old woman's caution, she got up, took the cloth and started washing. She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like it was going to tear. Amina was scrubbing the cloth so hard that tears almost started dropping from her eyes when all of a sudden, someone tapped her from behind. She turned and behold, the old woman in her dream had appeared to her in real life.... Out of fear, Amina got up to run but fell down. The old woman drew closer to Amina and said softly, ... .. . "Henceforth! Use ARIEL detergent to do your washings.". thanks

SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL NAMED AMINA On that fateful day, Amina was on her way to school when a motor cycle knocked her down! She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately. That night in her dream, an old woman in white garment appeared to her and warned her sternly that: "As soon as you are discharged from the hospital, you must wash the blood stains from that cloth you wore that day you were involved in an accident otherwise something terrible may happen to YOU!" Amina thought it was just an ordinary dream not until she saw the same old woman in her dream again&again&again.... telling her to wash the blood stains from the cloth. This time, Amina was frightened and told her mother the dream. Her mother simply told her to do exactly as she was told. The moment Amina got home from the hospital, that very day she was discharged, She soaked the cloth and started washing. She washed and washed but there was still small stain of blood on the cloth because the blood stains had dried already. . ... .. . She got tired and rinsed the cloth like that. It was a white gown. That night in her dream, the same old woman appeared to her again and told her to wash the cloth very well that there was still blood stains on it which may cause something terrible to happen to her. When Amina woke up, she checked the time, it was 4:00am...every where was still dark. She was consumed with fear! . . ... .. ....,and because she was afraid of the old woman's caution, she got up, took the cloth and started washing. She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like it was going to tear. Amina was scrubbing the cloth so hard that tears almost started dropping from her eyes when all of a sudden, someone tapped her from behind. She turned and behold, the old woman in her dream had appeared to her in real life.... Out of fear, Amina got up to run but fell down. The old woman drew closer to Amina and said softly, ... .. . "Henceforth! Use ARIEL detergent to do your washings.". thanks

guy u get mind. I can't remember the last time i cheated in an exam hall. any way I hope u have learned your lessons.
#laughing in tongues #

DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

*James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

*Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..

NIGERIAN POST:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?

*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..shame on u.

*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?

*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no: 0708312455
*Luke simbi: any news on buharis next trip?
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger (pin mouth)

*Mallam Audu : Allah ya tsine miki! Anya ke yar Musulma ce kuwa? Allah ya kyauta

*Tony Big boy: Gaskiya u r so cute pls Add me

*Amaka Achebe: U r a prostitute, u need a deliverance!

On Saturday I urgently needed to fix my cloth as I needed to appear smart where I was to speak that day. I took the cloth to my tailor and asked him to fix the little opening near the pocket. The man turned the cloth inside out and then began to TEAR the pocket with his hands... Hah! I was like, "I said you should sew, not tear". So I shouted, 'You are tearing my cloth o'. But he replied "I KNOW". Those two words sank into me like a heavy stone sinks in water. I couldn't talk again. He's the tailor, and I'm just a customer. Even though I couldn't relate tearing with sewing but the Tailor says "I KNOW". God is saying, 'I KNOW'. He hears your complaints. Father, My fiancee just left me... 'I KNOW'. I have no man to pay my fees... 'I KNOW' I was rejected at the embassy again... 'I KNOW' I have no money to cater for my needs... 'I KNOW' So many times when the Lord is fixing us, He starts by 'tearing' us. Tearing our confidence in ourselves, Tearing all our philosophies, Tearing our pride and fake humility, Tearing the things we call dear and giving us the truly dear things. The only thing necessary is wisdom. Wisdom to know when it is the Lord and when it isn't the Lord. The devil tears to kill, God tears to Fix. God tears the old to give you the new. God's tearing fire only refines His own. God's tearing approaches only yields the peaceable fruit of Righteousness. So in reality, God tears no man, He only makes. We call it tearing, He calls it Making. We call it breaking, He calls it building. He knows you have need even before you ask. That's why when we complain... He responds thus: 'I KNOW'. For I KNOW the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end -JEREMIAH 29:11 Trust God. My cloth came out better. You are coming out better too.....!see you at the top. Voice of Reason!

pls help me with that your forty thousand, let me add five thousand on top n use it to pay my school fees here in UNIPORT. pls

Keepshining:
John Cena Never Give Up.

are you very sure?